GIRLS! What at home can be used for masterbation?

[Anonymous]

So I haven't got a dildo or vibrator but really need Somthing more then my fingers. And because I've made a promise to myself not to have sex again untill I'm in a committed relationship I am so frustrated!! I need help! And no food suggestions!!

[YourFutureEx]

a bedpost, pole, railing, TV remote, calculator, coffee pot, candlestick holder, bicycle seat, table leg, chair arm or doorknob, tablespoon, Candle, Cellphone, electric toothbrush, electric razor (remove the blade), exfoliating machine, back massager, blender, hand mixer, Hoover upright, oscillating fan, Plastic Bottles, Snatch a screwdriver, hammer, plier, flashlight, file, bit driver, rake, spade, shovel or wrench from the shed, Sharpie marker, candle, glue stick, broomstick, curling iron, hairbrush handle, hand-held mirror, rolling pin, and a turkey baster.
Hump the corner of your bed, couch, chaise lounge, settee, ottoman or any upholstered furniture.

The whole world is your playground.

[YourFutureEx]

Put a condom over the objects to keep them safe and increasing your lube and protecting you from scratches/rashes.

[Xelebrum]

I'm willing to bet that if a guy were to use all those things for masturbation, women everywhere would see him as a disgusting horn dog.

[YourFutureEx]

@Xelebrum - How could a guy use them?

[Xelebrum]

Rubbing his dick on it, shoving those objects up his ass and/or urethral, and so on.

[YourFutureEx]

@Xelebrum - you are right then, he'd be a disgusting horn dog if he shove them inside his ass.

[YourFutureEx]

#NoHomoPhobe (homos are in exception)

[Xelebrum]

Oh, but it would be okay if a girl did the same thing?

[YourFutureEx]

@Xelebrum yes why not? (as long as she keeps them clean)

[Xelebrum]

Woow, that's not a double standard at all.

[YourFutureEx]

@Xelebrum - How could you expect a single standard between two different organs?

[broadsword]

Cucumber, banana. Hair brush handle, aerosol cans, shower head spray, kitchen utensil handles. Candles. Vibrating tooth brush. Courgette, carrot. Let me know if you need any more.

[SammyGurl]

I'd second the faucet, water is pretty stimulating at times! Could either be the tub faucet or shower head, better if its a handheld massaging one. Just aim where it feels the best. (I like my index and middle fingers the best massage the outside only. They're portable and go wherever you go!). = }

[DarkHumorRUs]

Wow really, you girls can stick like any fucking long hard object up there. Guys have a much harder time.

[NewGirlInTown]

girls have a hard time too! the vagina is not a huge gaping hole you know..

[ldrccarter]

a thick highlighter or marker is perfect

[Karushirin]

Ellectric toothbrush

[MissAnna_B]

your finger. hahahahahaha

[bananatossing]

you don't say

[MissAnna_B]

@bananatossing hahaha. whyy?

[bananatossing]

lol sarcasm over sarcasm #sarcasm-ception

[MissAnna_B]

hahaha. okay okay @bananatossing

[Anonymous]

Electric toothbrush or shampoo bottle

[Anonymous]

Carrots, reddish, cucumbers, bananas are healthy for pussy skins...

But again can't be substitute of my jackhammer... !!!

[DarkHumorRUs]

No they're not, you can easily get infections from any of those.

[Anonymous]

I use my tub faucet just open ur legs and have the water rush over that area it feels good