Girls, what's the craziest thing you put in your vagina?

[Shpongolia]

anonymous answers welcome.

[Anonymous]

a penis... i mean think about, there is hardly anything crazier than putting a penis up in there

depending on how it's used you can iget your girl injured, you can get pregnant, you can get UTI's, you can get STD's, you can get practically any transmissable disease, and then if you make it through that gauntlet of terror you still have to do some pretty nasty cleanup

name one other thing you can put up there that can cause more issues than that

[Tony1974]

A gun...

[Opinion Owner]

@Tony1974 sorry penis still wins cause it can still kill you and get you pregnant

[Tony1974]

I'm sorry.. hear I was thinking that giving birth "is such an incredible experience" I will never get to experiences...

[Opinion Owner]

@Tony1974 i guess its a matter of perspective, if you dont want to get pregnant it's obviously bad if you do...

[SweetNB1tchy7]

please don't judge me for this I will admit it but my bra underwire fell out and ya I shoved it up there and played with myself LOL I don't know how I got pleasure out of that or even thought of doing that. I've done some pretty crazy shit. I'm embarrassed but oh well. When I think of it I could've died it was sharp steel. I could've got like rust poisoning or something.

[katiesmuff]

I didn't exactly do it but a 40oz beer bottle was probably at least close to the top of the list. Have had a hammer handle, neck of a Jack Daniels bottle, cucumber, and a warm ear of corn that some biker devoured after it came out of my pussy.

[SlightlyCrazy]

Gonna tell some stories?

[katiesmuff]

@SlightlyCrazy Short and sweet! Alcohol, pot and a wide open pussy

[SlightlyCrazy]

Damn... I don't party

[Anonymous]

My ex and I were into some weird shit one time we tried to see how many golf balls we could fit in my pussy and how far I could shoot them across the room lol good times...

[Shpongolia]

Dats hawt

[katiesmuff]

I'm an avid golfer and wondering how that little project went? Haven't tried it but curious just how many could get stuffed in that hole. Might be a new way to carry extra balls on the course! LOL I'm being a little crazy this morning and having some fun. Giggling and thinking how funny it would be to have some in my pussy, walk as usual up to the tee box, set a tee, squat over the tee and drop a ball out of my pussy on the tee, stand up and set up for my tee shot. Bet that would open some eyes! LOL :)

[Opinion Owner]

@katiesmuff Haha That would be a sight for sure! I will tell you walking around with them in might not be all that comfortable lol I think we ended up getting like 3 or 4

[katiesmuff]

Seems we think much alike! :) Anyway thanks for replying and enjoy the Holidays!!!

[Anonymous]

Lol I asked my girlfriend that and she replied the that my tongue was the craziest thing that she has had inside her. Her parents were very straight shooters when she talked about how her and I have sex her mother was astonished. Her mother had only really done missionary with her father.
My girlfriend loves my tongue inside her it drives her nuts knowing that I would do something like that just to see the pleasure on her face.

[Youngm0ney]

Nun ya bizzzz

[SarahsSummer]

This one boyfriend a few years ago was super crazy, so I'd say him. Lol.

[CheerGirl38139]

My cocaine stash. 😻👀

[CT_CD]

reported

[Shpongolia]

haha that's awesome!

[CheerGirl38139]

@CT_CD

https://youtu.be/2U34xsSZ5PA

[Toad-1]

No wonder!

[CheerGirl38139]

@Toad-1 it's in plastic wrap and duct tape bro. No worries. 🙋

[NJ_Casanova]

I'm surprised none of the girls said a fist;-P

[rubyrose83]

my curling iron

[urgonnahateme]

I always pictured that

[Dargil]

Hopefully it was not plugged in, when you plugged it in.

[Waffles731]

I don't even have a vagina but that made me cringe

[rubyrose83]

lol it wasn't hot or plugged in. It was basically like a metal dildo

[Weirdlybeauty]

Nothing out of the ordinary

[rgb008]

I have never put anything crazy in mine.

[convo_king89]

even a tampon?

[rgb008]

@convo_king89 i dont use tampons haha

[super147]

I'm not sure that a tampon would qualify as crazy anyway. "Those crazy tampons!!" said nobody ever... lol

[convo_king89]

so that means u use pads

[rgb008]

@super147 very true lol

[rgb008]

@convo_king89 yes…..

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

I stuck my hat in mine a few times

[sicosico]

Penis, dildo, vibrator, toothbrush in the old days

[SoFeckinAddicted]

In? Nothing. On? Some pretty weird shit

[Shpongolia]

cool, like what?

[SlightlyCrazy]

Icy hot?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

@SlightlyCrazy... wut?

[SlightlyCrazy]

Ever put icy hot on it?

[SoFeckinAddicted]

@SlightlyCrazy No

[SlightlyCrazy]

Well don't it's a terrible idea !

[_HimigNgKalayaan_]

Space Shuttle

[CT_CD]

I stuck a carrot up my ass once

[Jandeboer137]

Octopuses

[Anonymous]

A 40 ton Fire Truck! lmfao

[Anonymous]

Almost two fingers!

[urgonnahateme]

What's almost? 🤔😂

[Anonymous]

A handle of my hair brush.

[Dargil]

Always thought that's why they made them like this.
www.pravera.co.uk/.../...ight-tacks-round-zoom.jpg

[Anonymous]

A balloon.

[SlightlyCrazy]

Inflated?

[Anonymous]

A cucumber or banana

[Anonymous]

I have heard of one using a frozen hot dog

[Anonymous]

IN, A marker. ON, a vacuum cleaner