Girls: What would you do if you had a penis for a week?

I mean attached to your body of course! Would you let your boyfriends/girlfriends see it or touch it? What activities do you get to doing and do you go out and play and try to find some hot fun? Remember - you have an entire week to set something up!
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Day 1: masturbate as long as wanted and possible
    day2: watch p*rn and masturbate
    day 3: go out to a club and het hard let some chicks grind on me and have some great sex
    day 4: have a whole day of sex maybe even get a prostitute
    day 5: go clubbing again and have a 7 bjs by different girls
    day 6: have some more sex
    day 7: masturbate until the dick goes away

    that's hat I would do if I had a penis cuz I'm sure that would be hella fun especially to cum in a girl and all over her while I pound her as hard as possible that would be great and no im not lesbo

    • Nice! You are the first to actually provide a 7 day detailed schedule. Coolio. Thanks for this and happy humping 'n stroking! hehe :D

    • Haha, I love this!!

    • Ikr lol hahaha!!!😃

  • Firstly I would freak out about the coolness of my new meat tube. Then I would put those little googly eye stickers on the head and make a face out of it. Then probably pee, helicopter dick, then get some sex, masturbate, hopefully receive head, then just play with it.

    • HAHA! love the stickers and face thing. All the things you mentioned could be done in a day. For the next six it would be hot if you just played with it and stayed inside alone? hehe. Thanks :D

    • Gosh, I want a willy of my own now.

  • Ooooh I would probably stroke it and play with it all the damn time. I’d take much pride in my sexy bulge :D I would probably have lots of sex. But one thing I know for sure is that I’d always be touching it and playing with it. Penises are so much fun xD

    • I’d be such a man (shemale?) whore lmao. Flaunting and showing off my bulge all the time LOL. Likely erect, too.

    • OOMG! Wow that is so hot and sexy an answer! Holy smokes. Thanks so much for that hot HOT answer! hehe. :D

    • Hahaha yeah I wanna f*ck! Lmao

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Same thing guys would do if they had boobs and a vagina for a week. Just fiddle with em'. Enjoy being able to play with boobs whenever I want without getting beaten. See what feels the best!

    • Yeah I hear that for sure! thanks :D

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  • Use the urinal
    Learn to masturbate as a guy
    Run around without pants in my house.

    And... Poke my new penis.

    • HAHAHA! Good answer *whispers: by the way I don't think us guys ever poke our penises but its yours for a week so happy poking hehe. Thanks for your answer! :D

    • I got told you guys stroke your penises. Is this true? I shall also do the stroking. I hope it is like stroking a beard.

    • Lol you are kidding right? Yes we do and it's not at all like stroking a beard sunshine! lmao. I LOVE IT!

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  • I'd go get a BJ!

    • LOLZZZZZ

    • haha, well guys are always saying how GREAT they are.

    • You would have it for an entire week and you'd only go get ONE bj? Yeah they are totally hot! Thanks for your answer! :D

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  • Jack off and play with it cause it just seems like so much fun then fuck a chick to see what's it's like on the other side

    • OMG! that is a hot answer Jennie! I read your profile before replying here so would you show it to your boyfriend (keeping in mind this is just a fantasy and you'd only have it for a week of course) It's hot you'd go fuck a chick too! hehe. Thanks for your answer here! Cheers :D

    • Hell yea I would show it to my bf so I can joke about it with him XD

    • I don't want this to sound creepy but if he wanted to try sucking it would you let him? Please keep in mind this is just a fantasy kk. :)

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  • Chop it off and sell it on ebay.

    • lol. i read the question and thought the same thing. except i'd sell it on amazon :p

    • I would totally spend my xper on an amazon gift card to buy your penis, harakiri :D

    • :o :o *blushes* you flatter me and my penis immensely :p

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  • Have a ton of sex. And then shake my fuck around in my pants while I freeball

    • NICE! that's pretty hot indeed! thanks and cheers ;)

  • I would chop it off

    • Wow! You know that would hurt right? I respect your opinion here still. :)

    • Yeah it would hurt. It would still be more annoying to have a penis for a week

    • Really? What do you have against penises may I ask please? lol. I still respect your answer of course.

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  • I'd send dick pics to the president.

    • LMFAO! You'd do just that for the whole week really? haha! NICE~!

    • That's possibly the greatest answer I've ever heard!

    • @ waybackinc = lmao it's funny for sure!

  • I'd see how high my pee can go and draw butterflies with it.

    • OMG! I've had one all my life and NEVER even thought of trying this *goes outside and draws butterflies* haha. Is that all you would do for the entire week? Thanks for your answer :)

  • i'd send dick pics to my neighbor because she irritates me, then jack off all day.

    • Lol - NICE! That might turn her on though lol. Jack off all day every day for the entire week? I think I'd already do this with mine if I didn't have a job lol. Thanks for your answer!

    • i don't know it might haha but no problem!

  • id do the whole she's the man thing and join the guy basketball team, lol and then if i was acused of being a chic i'd dack myself, lol

    • Lmao! I love your answer here. totally non-sexual too hehe. I know you meant to say *back yourself. I hope you don't mind the correction here. Thanks for you great answer!

    • hahaha glad you liked it

  • It would be a week of pegging making p*rn and having fun

    • Sounds like a very hot week of fun. I answered a similar question about this and I also said I would make p*rn so I've have some hot memories of the event hehe. :D

    • Lol all for the p*rn

    • Let's swap parts and make hot p*rn hehe. jkg - Cheers :D

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  • Lol this is a funny question

    • Yeah it is funny and fun! lol. Thanks for your answer too! :D

  • Jack off, fuck some hotties, get bjs, take pride in it, do a boxers ad. Make the girls cum like there's no tomorrow because I am familiar with the anatomy lol.

    • Ummm... Holy HOTNESS! I'm going to give you mine right now just because that answer is amazing! hehe. Thanks for that :D

    • That's generous of you. :D thanks

    • OMG! So now you have two? Ummm... WOW! hehe. Just kidding! :D

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  • Pee fuck masterbate

    • Well that is straight to the point! Cool answer for sure! :D

  • I'd slap if in everything, just swing it around! And pee everywhere!

    • lmao. that is awesome! you wouldn't play with it though? lol. thanks hehe. :)

    • Of course I would.. I really wan't to know how it is, to have a dick.

    • NICE! maybe we could trade for a week? Mine is brown though hehe. Thanks again. I'd love to know what it's like to have boobs and a pussy too. :)

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  • I would want to go out and have sex with beautiful women..

    • Thank-you. I like this answer. It's so much better that the girl that answered "I'd chop it off" lol. cheers