Day 1: masturbate as long as wanted and possible
day2: watch p*rn and masturbate
day 3: go out to a club and het hard let some chicks grind on me and have some great sex
day 4: have a whole day of sex maybe even get a prostitute
day 5: go clubbing again and have a 7 bjs by different girls
day 6: have some more sex
day 7: masturbate until the dick goes away
that's hat I would do if I had a penis cuz I'm sure that would be hella fun especially to cum in a girl and all over her while I pound her as hard as possible that would be great and no im not lesbo2 3 0 0Nice! You are the first to actually provide a 7 day detailed schedule. Coolio. Thanks for this and happy humping 'n stroking! hehe :D
Haha, I love this!!
Ikr lol hahaha!!!😃
Firstly I would freak out about the coolness of my new meat tube. Then I would put those little googly eye stickers on the head and make a face out of it. Then probably pee, helicopter dick, then get some sex, masturbate, hopefully receive head, then just play with it.
1 2 0 0HAHA! love the stickers and face thing. All the things you mentioned could be done in a day. For the next six it would be hot if you just played with it and stayed inside alone? hehe. Thanks :D
Gosh, I want a willy of my own now.
Ooooh I would probably stroke it and play with it all the damn time. I’d take much pride in my sexy bulge :D I would probably have lots of sex. But one thing I know for sure is that I’d always be touching it and playing with it. Penises are so much fun xD
0 3 0 1I’d be such a man (shemale?) whore lmao. Flaunting and showing off my bulge all the time LOL. Likely erect, too.
OOMG! Wow that is so hot and sexy an answer! Holy smokes. Thanks so much for that hot HOT answer! hehe. :D
Hahaha yeah I wanna f*ck! Lmao
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Same thing guys would do if they had boobs and a vagina for a week. Just fiddle with em'. Enjoy being able to play with boobs whenever I want without getting beaten. See what feels the best!
0 1 0 0Yeah I hear that for sure! thanks :D
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15 1Use the urinal
Learn to masturbate as a guy
Run around without pants in my house.
And... Poke my new penis.1 2 0 0HAHAHA! Good answer *whispers: by the way I don't think us guys ever poke our penises but its yours for a week so happy poking hehe. Thanks for your answer! :D
I got told you guys stroke your penises. Is this true? I shall also do the stroking. I hope it is like stroking a beard.
Lol you are kidding right? Yes we do and it's not at all like stroking a beard sunshine! lmao. I LOVE IT!
I'd go get a BJ!
0 2 0 1LOLZZZZZ
haha, well guys are always saying how GREAT they are.
You would have it for an entire week and you'd only go get ONE bj? Yeah they are totally hot! Thanks for your answer! :D
Jack off and play with it cause it just seems like so much fun then fuck a chick to see what's it's like on the other side
0 3 0 0OMG! that is a hot answer Jennie! I read your profile before replying here so would you show it to your boyfriend (keeping in mind this is just a fantasy and you'd only have it for a week of course) It's hot you'd go fuck a chick too! hehe. Thanks for your answer here! Cheers :D
Hell yea I would show it to my bf so I can joke about it with him XD
I don't want this to sound creepy but if he wanted to try sucking it would you let him? Please keep in mind this is just a fantasy kk. :)
Chop it off and sell it on ebay.
2 2 0 2lol. i read the question and thought the same thing. except i'd sell it on amazon :p
I would totally spend my xper on an amazon gift card to buy your penis, harakiri :D
:o :o *blushes* you flatter me and my penis immensely :p
Have a ton of sex. And then shake my fuck around in my pants while I freeball
0 2 0 0NICE! that's pretty hot indeed! thanks and cheers ;)
I would chop it off
0 2 0 0Wow! You know that would hurt right? I respect your opinion here still. :)
Yeah it would hurt. It would still be more annoying to have a penis for a week
Really? What do you have against penises may I ask please? lol. I still respect your answer of course.
I'd send dick pics to the president.
1 3 0 0LMFAO! You'd do just that for the whole week really? haha! NICE~!
That's possibly the greatest answer I've ever heard!
@ waybackinc = lmao it's funny for sure!
I'd see how high my pee can go and draw butterflies with it.
0 1 0 0OMG! I've had one all my life and NEVER even thought of trying this *goes outside and draws butterflies* haha. Is that all you would do for the entire week? Thanks for your answer :)
i'd send dick pics to my neighbor because she irritates me, then jack off all day.
1 2 0 1Lol - NICE! That might turn her on though lol. Jack off all day every day for the entire week? I think I'd already do this with mine if I didn't have a job lol. Thanks for your answer!
i don't know it might haha but no problem!
id do the whole she's the man thing and join the guy basketball team, lol and then if i was acused of being a chic i'd dack myself, lol
0 1 0 0Lmao! I love your answer here. totally non-sexual too hehe. I know you meant to say *back yourself. I hope you don't mind the correction here. Thanks for you great answer!
hahaha glad you liked it
It would be a week of pegging making p*rn and having fun
0 1 1 0Sounds like a very hot week of fun. I answered a similar question about this and I also said I would make p*rn so I've have some hot memories of the event hehe. :D
Lol all for the p*rn
Let's swap parts and make hot p*rn hehe. jkg - Cheers :D
Lol this is a funny question
0 1 0 0Yeah it is funny and fun! lol. Thanks for your answer too! :D
Jack off, fuck some hotties, get bjs, take pride in it, do a boxers ad. Make the girls cum like there's no tomorrow because I am familiar with the anatomy lol.
1 1 0 1Ummm... Holy HOTNESS! I'm going to give you mine right now just because that answer is amazing! hehe. Thanks for that :D
That's generous of you. :D thanks
OMG! So now you have two? Ummm... WOW! hehe. Just kidding! :D
Pee fuck masterbate
1 3 0 0Well that is straight to the point! Cool answer for sure! :D
I'd slap if in everything, just swing it around! And pee everywhere!
0 2 0 0lmao. that is awesome! you wouldn't play with it though? lol. thanks hehe. :)
Of course I would.. I really wan't to know how it is, to have a dick.
NICE! maybe we could trade for a week? Mine is brown though hehe. Thanks again. I'd love to know what it's like to have boobs and a pussy too. :)
I would want to go out and have sex with beautiful women..
0 1 0 0Thank-you. I like this answer. It's so much better that the girl that answered "I'd chop it off" lol. cheers
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