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Girls, would you rather get caught masturbating or pooping?

If this hypothetically took place, which one would you prefer to get caught doing? Thanks!
Masturbating
Vote A
Pooping
Vote B
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Masturbating, no problem. Pooping? ... we don't seem to poop in our relationship. We are super intimate in every other way and he pees on my belly ring sometimes and it's fine. But never ever do we talk about pooping, it's purely theoretical.

    • You let your guy pee on you? 😳 let's hope that doesn't lead to anything... Haha

    • What would it lead to, besides more pee on my belly button? It's just one of those random things that we have a cute habit of doing.

    • Well just as fingering leads to sex... Pee on belly-button may lead to poop on belly-button...

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  • pooping. people walk in on me using the bathroom a lot. i always forget the darn lock. after a few times, i kinda just dont give a crap anymore haha

    • Pun intended? ;) hahahaha

    • MHMMM :3 but seriously, pooping is nothing. i call in bf to see my poop all the time. im a proud pooper.

    • Haha you show your bf you big brown logs? 😂 oh gosh... Does he watch you wipe your asshole too? 😜😳

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  • Masturbating. Bc you see if it was a guy that caught me. Maybe he'd help ;) could be interestig

    • Ahh so the guy could fuck you ;) haha. But what if he wasn't attractive?

    • Looks aren't everything. And I'm a virgin so I just mean play

    • Lol. Makes sense :)

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Most Helpful Guys

  • I was 15-16. I was caught naked mastrubating while watching porn by my elder sister. She beat the shit out of me. She made stay whole day naked. She even made me to poop infront of her.

    That was the most nightmare day ever.

  • This question seems odd to me but not at all offensive. I'm mildly curious what the poll on this currently looks like. I'd never want someone to see me pooping lmao.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Masturbating... cause idk, it is a little sexier?

    • Haha that makes sense. Have you been caught doing either?

    • um, not masturbating, but I don't know about pooping, i can't remember.

  • Masturbating.

    If I had a say in it, I wouldn't ever catch myself pooping.

    • Haha your that disgusted/scared of pooping? 😳

    • Neither. I just don't care for it. I wish someone else would do it for me.

    • Laziness at it's finest!

  • I chose pooping. I could careless about getting caught doing that

  • I only wanna be caught masturbating if it's someone i'd have sex with. Other than that, the other thing for anyone else.

  • Pooping. I poop with the door open.

    • Oh wow! Haha. You let anyone watch you poop. Hopefully people don't watch you wipe...

    • Why would you ever do that?

    • because, it prevents the bathroom from stinking.

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