Good nicknames for my horny boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

It seems like my boyfriend is always horny. I don't really mind, but I find it kind of funny because the slightest thing can set him off. I can say hi to him and he'll get a boner. He sometimes gets an erection just by standing too close to me. He hates when I make fun of him about his constant horniness. So anyways, he came up with a nickname for me that I hate so I wanna come up with a nickname that he'll hate. I need a nickname that has something to do with how horny he is.

[FakeName123]

Cunt Destroyer

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[Asker]

😂😂😂😂😂

[BeautifulPromisesx]

Daddy

[Asker]

Definitely not

[TheDevilInside]

Pervface

[Sophisticated_Sonic]

Horn-dog

[CyberToothTiger]

Horn Toad

[FatherJack]

Woody?

[asal_irani]

horn boy

[Hogwartsstudent]

Hornyass

[Asker]

It's simple, it gets to the point

[Hogwartsstudent]

Really good I think , funny and he will hate it

[Asker]

He will definitely hate it

[Hogwartsstudent]

Mission accomplished 😎

[Anonymous]

NOCONDOM-MCGEE

[Opinion Owner]

Cuz horndogs don't use rubbers... I'm a ridiculously underrated horn dog.

[Anonymous]

Ain't puberty cute.

[Asker]

😂😂😂 Sometimes I feel bad for him because he'll just get random erections in public, but other times I just can't help but laugh.

[Opinion Owner]

I almost fell off my chair reading your question and Fake's opinion :D

I'd call him Stiffy.
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[Asker]

I know what you mean 😂

[Jamesol1]

Does he know the old... cover it up with a coat or jacket... or in desperate siutations where your just in a t-shirt... lean over for about 5 minutes for it to pass.

[Asker]

@Jamesol1 Yea, I'm sure he does