Great British Food Part Two. Faggots.

NOTE TO THE MODS. THIS MYTAKE IS ABOUT THE British FOOD CALLED FAGGOTS SO IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU DIDN'T BAN IT WHEN GAGS NAUGHTY WORD ALARM GOES OFF. THANKS.

Relax its only meatballs
Relax it's only meatballs

Welcome to the second of a short light-hearted look at British food. I'll be doing classic dishes from around the UK that people actually do eat. This week we look at faggots.

WHAT IS IT?

Raw faggots ready for cooking
Raw faggots ready for cooking

Faggots are a type of meatball made of pork and pigs liver and sometimes other bits of offal like heart mixed with breadcrumbs onion and herbs. Lamb or venison is occasionally used but belly pork a pork shoulder is far more common. The balls are wrapped in caul, that net-looking fatty membrane that bags up your organs.

A faggot about to be wrapped in caul
A faggot about to be wrapped in caul

If you are not a fan of liver check out the french crépinette as an alternative.

They are traditionally served with mashed potato, peas, and gravy.

The green things are peas
The green things are peas

MEANING OF NAME

The word comes from the vulgar Latin word "fagus " meaning a bundle of sticks. This is also the root of the Italian faggato, the old french fagot, and of course the welsh ffagadau. Since faggots have been used by the church throughout history to burn those who fell from faith some argue this is the source of the gay connection.

Faggots being used to burn heretics
Faggots being used to burn heretics
A huge faggot being pushed into a fire. A tradition in Wiltshire.
A huge faggot being pushed into a fire. A tradition in Wiltshire.

HISTORY

Thought to have arisen in the 1700s the first mention in print was in the Manchester Courier and Lancashire General Advertiser of Saturday 3 June 1843, a news report of a gluttonous man who ate twelve of them.

What no mash and peas?
What no mash and peas?

CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE AND POPULARITY

Faggots are most popular in the west midlands, the southwest, particularly Wiltshire, and in south Wales where they were introduced by English immigrants during the industrial revolution.

I wonder what this shop sells
I wonder what this shop sells

There are a few large brand names of which Brain's faggots are the most common in supermarkets. Most decent butchers in the areas mentioned will make their own and always claim their recipe is the best. Very few people make their own since you can buy good ones fairly cheaply.

A faggot cafe in a market
A faggot cafe in a market

Britain, of course, is known for its fish & chip shops but many don't know they also serve faggots, mash, and mushy peas.

Takeaway faggots chips and mushy peas
Takeaway faggots chips and mushy peas
Faggots from the chippy
Faggots from the chippy
Hungry yet
Hungry yet

The word faggot often causes problems when advertising online or discussing faggots on social media. It's not hard to find outraged people in the press who've been banned for hate speech.

Must have been a slow news day
Must have been a slow news day
When Fanny is British slang for vagina you really dont need faggot hassle
When Fanny is British slang for vagina you really don't need faggot hassle
Even large brands fall foul of social media regs
Even large brands fall foul of social media regs

Anyone who reads music will remember being taught in school that "Every Good Boy Deserves Faggots.

Do you deserve faggots?
Do you deserve faggots?

GOOD V BAD DISHES

Faggots were invented to make use of the less desirable cuts but butchers tend to trim carefully to avoid the grisly and nasty bits. Mass-produced ones tend to be made by chucking everything in a chopper so expect to find a few unpleasant surprises.

Not much mash, must be on a diet
Not much mash, must be on a diet

POPPY'S OPINION

Outside the faggot zone of Wales and West England most people's experience is with frozen brands and this contributes to their bad reputation. Even within this area not every café will source decent faggots and will buy in low-quality ones. Faggots are very hit-and-miss and I can't say they're a great favourite of mine but I will eat them.

Faggots never really caught on outside of their heartland. Perhaps this is down to them been seen as a working-class meal or even their unfortunate name. Given that most countries have a local meatball of their own it's hard to imagine that ever-changing.

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  • Goes to show how ignorant many Americans are. Just another consequence of erasing history.

    here's another word that will get you in trouble: chi·can·er·y
    [SHəˈkān (ə) rē]
    NOUN
    the use of trickery to achieve a political, financial, or legal purpose:
    "an underhanded person who schemes corruption and political chicanery behind closed doors".

    regarding the food, it seems like a lot of work for a meatball but…maybe if I ate a few faggots I might change my mind.

  • Interesting 💃

  • The Wiltshire fire department must keep quite busy at Christmastime.

  • Great take. Who doesn't love to go to work on a hot, steamy, Welsh Faggot? Nothing like a nice, meaty Faggot to get you through your day.

    But I still don't understand the connection between the bundle of sticks and the name of the dish.

  • That looks delicious especially with the mash.

  • Faggots are also nice in a batch, flattened and with their gravy.

    Simples...

  • not for me ty lmao

  • I got written up for talking about this food at work… for real

  • The British are such fags

    Relax it’s just a smoke

  • What this ungodly act beans with faggots heresy

  • I like faggots with mash and gravy, but a relative who was a butcher would never eat them, as he said he knew what really went into them - minced pigs testicles and possibly penis, with lots of intestines.

    Now, that may have been years ago, but I can't imagine those ingredients being swapped for more expensive and palatable ones just because some folk might go - 'yuk'.

    They just call it offal, and no one will know what it was after being through the mincer.

  • I just got a warning from GAG to not post offensive material. lol

    I never even posted anything. So good luck with your plate full of faggots.

  • I'm making faggots this year.