Guess what my job is?

Guess what my job is?
Guess what my job is?
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Why did I ask this lol, but the answers are too funny.
+1 y
Hint: have an open mind
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  • I'm a consultant and could swear I've seen 2 different copies of you in our offices. So that's an option.

    But otherwise these pictures don't tell much, pretty much any girl who hasn't studied fashion, theater, or gender studies can look exactly like you.

    • That’s weird, I don’t have any sisters.

    • That would be too much charm for this world to handle...

    • It would. Especially for those who appreciate satire

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  • Lana del rey's stunt double

    • Lol I get that a lot

    • Haha yes I noticed it right away.. I think you're even hotter than her tho 😉

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  • Bartender :)

    Guess what my job is?

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  • Brain surgeon?

  • You are a dancer

  • Sugar Baby.

  • https://www.youtube.com/embed/yOzEeJZ92X8

    You are clear for takeoff on 27 left you have information bravo & when you are up in the air feel free to vector into my airspace any time. I’ll tune to 121.5000 & listen for you.

  • I'm guessing you're not a nuclear physicist.

  • To clean my bathtub

  • something in the medical field but not a doctor

    • Interesting lol love it

    • I’m a pilot lol

    • that explains the fanny pack

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  • Activities director at a hotel?

  • Supreme Court judge

  • You're a professional doughnut engraver! Either that or you're a cock teaser for Rooster-Rama.

    • Thats pretty funny

    • @humanearth Thank you! You're a dog catcher on the planet Sirius. You work in a belly button lint factory. You work on a mayonnaise farm. You work in a tampon recycling factory.

  • Hostess at the Pancake House?

  • People hire you to take a shit in their ex boyfriends/girlfriends cars and write Die you Motherfucker cheating asshole in paint

    I figure you charge about 1000 bucks for that service.

    And I hear that you get better reviews then Amazon

    • I can say I’ve never done that. Yet

    • Well I was trying to have an open mind on your job. Its okay to admit to it. Its a good living, at least your not prostitute

  • You're good looking but not dressed very sexually. And I see too many dudes assuming it has to do with sex. Vacation agent?

  • Your job is manufacturing tophats for crabs, seals, and other sophisticated sealife.
    Your second job is popping bubble wrap in public to determine the correct frequency in which it is pleasing or not pleasing.

  • Escort

    • Prostitute? 1000$ per day?

    • Whoa ok then no one makes that do they

  • Walmart

    • Like a greeter?

    • Self check out, where people think you aren't seeing them buy lube in bulk

    • Cool job I guess but no

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  • Nurse.
    You look so relieved to be out... no stress. Suggests that you have a high stress job.
    Nurse is just my guess for a high stress job.

  • You're definitely insecure, facial expressions give that shit away, so it's not something where you're forced to be in front of people a lot, and you're too insecure to do OnlyFans or be in Porn even though you have a dirty freaky mind (fantasizing about the hot, alpha bad boys with big D like me). I see you as a secretary doing paperwork and filing shit for a rich dude. You do look like this biitch I fuucked one time who was a night-shift nurse too

    • I feel like the only women who are enamored by that approach are of low class.

  • A greeter at Walmart?

  • do the pictures have anything to do with your job?

    • No not at all

    • well how the fuck are we supposed to guess? xD

    • I dunno maybe like I can guess you are a German student?

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