I read this Garfield cartoon once.
Jon says, "I like women who are impressed with my intellect."
A pause and Garfield replies, "So you're saying you like really stupid women."
Here's the thing: Every time I come across a guy bragging about how many women he's bagged and how easy it is to score, I just roll my eyes and turn away. It's not that I don't believe him. It's not that I assume he's masking serious insecurity issues with a facade of typical male bravado. It's just that I'm not impressed because I know that every woman he's been with, despite any of his claims to the contrary, pretty much fall into the same category...which is to say, dumb and easily manipulated.
Yep, there are plenty of women like that in the world. Problem is, guys who have success with the dimwitted chicks who leap into bed with them because he has a fancy car or he wins an arm-wrestling competition, they think all women are this way. They're purposely ignoring the fact that they're restricting themselves to the one type of woman that's always going to let him have his way. Their egos are so horrifically fragile that if they got shot down - which is basically guaranteed to happen if they approach a woman of quality - they just won't be able to handle it. So they stick to the skanks and get lots of skank tail, and then brag about it.
You're embarrassing yourselves, guys. You really are. You're in the gym, spouting off online about how "alpha males rule," making fun of men who say anything about having difficulty with women, etc. When in fact, you're doing nothing that requires any real effort. You're scoring, sure, but the girls in question are easy. It's a metaphor for the way you want life to be, isn't it? Easy. You don't want to have to actually work for something so you settle for the scraps. And of course, because easy, lame-brain women probably don't care about committed relationships, they fit nicely into your life.
Hey, if that's what you want, cool by me. If you're happy with that lifestyle and you honestly believe you're not hurting anyone, more power to ya. But don't go around boasting about your "skills" when in point of fact, you have none. A half-conscious gorilla could seduce the women you end up nailing so why exactly should I be impressed? And going around saying all women are like this is not only immensely insulting to women, it also proves how little you know about the opposite sex, and just how deeply you're mired in a sea of denial. It's sad, really.
This is just a friendly PSA for all the posers out there who think a higher number of notches on a bedpost signifies "skill" with the women. All those marks were left by basically the same chick, my pitiful friend. Good for you. Now clamp your teeth shut and stop embarrassing your male brethren who have a brain and a set of standards.
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