Guys I just have to ask, do you wipe after no 2, and do you clean your butt in showers?

[19magic]

I've just been down a Reddit black hole and found out that apparently, plenty of guys think any touching of their own ass is gay. Whether that's wiping 💩 off their butt, or washing with soap in showers.

Apparently some guys don't wipe after 💩 and when in a shower they just use a shower head to trinkle water down their butts, aka no physical touching, no putting soap or wash down their cracks etc

The whole thing is gross especially the story of the guy sliding his butt out of bed and there's a massive line of turd over the duvet covers. And he remade the bed and COVERED IT UP WITH A BLANKET 🤮

🙏 Please let the polls be what I think they are.

[Lliam]

Eeeeew, gross! That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. What woman would have sex, let alone live, with a guy like that?

I initially wipe with TP and then clean up traces with flushable wet wipes.
When I shower, I scrub down there with soap.

If I have taken a dump during the day, I always shower thoroughly before sex, and I expect women to do the same thing.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I'm really surprised to see this question, I feel like I've never heard another guy. Tell me that he doesn't wipe or clean his behind. It's certainly not a topic most of us talk about, but I think it's generally understood at least in my family and friendship circle that we wipe and clean there.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Thanks for selecting my opinion!

[TipsyFr]

That is gross 🤮 and the update why, why would you put such an image in my head. What have I done to you 😵

[Billlewis]

I wish there were more bidets in use in North America, because they really do a thorough job of rinsing the entire anal and genital areas clean.

[19magic]

I've never used one myself, but I think there's an attachment that you can get fit your toilet that apparently costs $50 and 30 mins of your time.

[Billlewis]

And just as an aside, although hygiene is obviously not something to be taken lightly, I think that people who are very meticulous in the bathroom after they've relieved themselves are incredibly sexy.

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

I've heard they are fairly "enjoyable". We have some friends from England and Japan who profess the benefits of the bidet

[TipsyFr]

There’s a French company called boku costs about 100 euros, installed in less than 30 minutes and it really works great a lot cheaper than real Japanese toilets and a lot cleaner than toilet paper + it’s supposedly better for the environment ✌️

[Apple1996]

That's gross if guys aren't wiping 🤮

[rigmarole]

A Reddit black hole to describe a site moderated by gay trannies that have dirty buttholes and like to butthole surf... What exactly where you expecting to find down a "Reddit black hole"?

[19magic]

I'll have to admit I didn't do the searching myself it was a poop themed hour post on YouTube. But still the question needed to be asked lol

[Yannae]

Guess I'll wait with breakfast for a little longer. Yes, we clean ourselves thoroughly.

[AviatorTom]

I don't know who these guys are but maybe someone can explain why touching your own butt is gay. Sounds like these guys are trolling and just causing trouble.

[19magic]

I've never met a guy like in my question, thanks God, but I have met a guy who thought touching his own jizz was gay, and - same guy - I love male butts and when I'm with someone it's something I like to touch (just the cheeks) and he flinched when I did so, when we were drinking next he admitted he thought it was gay to have a female touch his butt.

[MikeTheBartender]

Every girl I date is awesome enough to give me rimjobs so I'm always clean there!

[Billlewis]

Comment of the year... I just started following you and I'd love it if you could follow me, as well.

[MikeTheBartender]

@Billlewis thanks man! And done!

[FunkyMonkee]

I'm pretty sure that anybody who doesn't is gonna have a very itchy, sore and stinky asshole!! And there's gonna be skid marks in their underwear! And, anything they sit on is gonna smell like shit, too!

[TheSpaceGnome]

Can people please stop using reddit as a way to measure society?

Everyone wipes their ass, no one showers after pooping unless they somehow shit all over themselves from acute illness. Bidets causes infections because they collect bacteria more and more with each use, so don't use them, and if you wipe properly, it IS completely clean after.

You can feel when its clean, if you can't, you probably have nerve damage. And if people are doing any of the weird shit you mentioned, or think wiping their own ass is gay, then they probably have brain damage.

[19magic]

I just wanted to ask to confirm it's a strange 1% of males rather than 20%. I met a fair amount of men who have said their backsides are completely clean. But then there are always the ones who are not.

[TheSpaceGnome]

There will always be crazy people of both genders.

[genericname85]

i never ever heard of a man who says touching their ass is so gay they don't wipe their ass xD

[19magic]

Yeah neither have I, but have been told by a guy that me touching his butt is gay and have been told not to touch it.

[genericname85]

well if he doesn't want to touch you, you don't touch him. think of the outrage if the genders were reversed in this case. why is it so outrageous or ridiculous to women when a man doesn't wanna be touched? a no is a no right? you understand this.

[19magic]

... Yeah I think you misunderstood, we were having sex and have touched each other all over. And ironically he did do that to me, he kept trying to put his finger inside my butt when I didn't want to, but me simply touching his butt cheeks wasn't allowed.

[19magic]

I don't go around touching random asses, that only happens after extreme flirting or after we've already kissed.

[genericname85]

everyone has their own individual nonos. and they should either be discussed to get consent or respected.

[Sparkie460]

Not wiping afterwards and not washing your ass crack is disgusting. That's so unsanitary

[Sunnybeach123]

Both.

[AydenHazor]

Yes and yes, any other answer is gross

[LiamJHayden]

Seems like basic hygiene to me.

[kellytheman]

Yeah I wipe my butt and clean with it with hot water and soap. I don’t see it gay it consider being hygienic and being clean. Maybe putting something in your butt that doesn’t belong being guy might be consider gay maybe.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Wipe and wash always. Anyone who doesn't is disgusting.

[Pudsmucker]

This is funny one for the books. I do wipe and I do shower and use plenty of soap.

[Jerre]

I always wipe and always wash my butt with soap

[Jerre]

@19magic Thank you for the Like

[andy530]

Yeah no… just no… that is some crazy homophobia being spewed on Reddit if dudes are saying they won’t even practice good hygiene. I’m not aware of any guy that’s like that.

[Charliefretz329]

I to prefer to always wash the little stinker.