Guys, what would you do if you grew an extra penis?

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delta50 · Accepted Answer

One of them would be for sex and the other for peeing. If a 3rd one grows in then that one will be reserved just for swinging in circles during my downtime.

I'd probably paint them different colors to keep them organized. I don't want to have chaos in my underpants.

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

depends... if it grows out of my forehead, I will run to the surgery room as fast as possible... before the nuts do pop-up as well...

dustybiker · Accepted Answer

@charliefretz329 😁Big one and a little one? All men could relax.

AddylynnNightingale · Accepted Answer

They would post a new kind of dick size question.

ushagomez · Answer

I guess they would have to use both hands.

spartan55 · Answer

I would find a way to get some simultaneous double dong action.

summiter · Answer

I would have twice as many orgasms. But one penis has gotten me into enough trouble... imagine what two would do!

Ill_made_Knight · Answer

The deprivation of blood to the brain when excited COULD be disastrous

AviatorTom · Answer

I'd rent it out to whoever wants to play with it.

Stay-hungry · Answer

Two dicks? For every man? it would be the new normal

exitseven · Answer

I would make somebody very happy.

tfan1 · Answer

Hmm it would mean extra long time masturbating on my clean toilet. 😉

sirderpsalot123 · Answer

Wonder what the fuck I'm going to do with 3 Penises...

Havthrills · Answer

Get double lubricant. Use both at once.

BobbieBoy666 · Answer

Twice the pleasure with an orgasm. 💞

Wise4myage · Answer

Woohoo, two for the price of one!

Pete671 · Answer

Give my girl double vaginal, or go into porn industry,,,

Randalama · Answer

Get me a Swiss Army sponsorship.

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

Where? If they were right next to each other I'd do experiments like see which one gets hard first, dicksaber fight, two handed jerk off race, dual piss in the toilet contest!