How much time can you go without pooping? If I remember correctly, the skin cells in our body are replaced about once every 2 weeks, so technically it would only take that much time for the glue to slide off. So if you only drink water for the next weeks and as little food as possible, you might be able to just poop his dick out, without needing to go to the hospital. And as somebody else pointed out, this could be a very good bonding experience : ))))
If you used a condom, no problem. The condom will stick in her ass and after she passes gas a few times, it will blow open. In the meantime, play "how big will it get before it blows?"
Both, because it may take some cutting to get them apart and probably some tissue with it. But on the good side maybe you can get them to remove your hemorrhoids at the same time in a two for one price deal.
I can see it adding to ER workers' bag of stories about weird things that come into the emergency room. Reminds me of a limerick lol.
Well don't hold back. Limericks can be fun.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!It's only embarrassing for the couple when they go to the hospital, but the receiver is in pleasure and the giver has a tight ass wrapped around their dick loving life.
Poor hospital workers
The poor workers at the hospital who have to deal with someone else's stupid mistake🤣
Definitely the hospital. That poor hospital sorting that out.
The men and the women at the fire department because they have to try to unhook you before the hospital guys I wonder if they have a two-man Gurnee to carry two people
He does. If I gotta fart or poo..
may tbis point we are so deep in the game I couldn’t even care how the hospital feel about the situation.
visions of the human caterpillar
*centipede
that would be quite a kinky situation though
That doesn't sound bad at all. It could be a really great bonding experience.
I was gonna to say the ambulance because when she explodes they have a major cleanup to do
Since I'd probably use a condom, the girl. She'd have a condom glued in her ass.
The hospital will be hit with lawsuits if this goes wrong lol
Gotta be the hospital 😂😂😂
Holy shit. Lol. That would be so bad….. I don’t know what you would do….. you’re both probably going to be in a lot of pain,
the guy
I don’t see the big deal just wait for a big enough turd to push it out
Lol i see the photo of that one
The giver has it the worst. That's a potential urinary tract infection right there.
All of the above. This hospital for getting them separate, and the dumbasses for both the pain that'll follow and the inevitable internet meme they will create.
well if she shits over your cock and still has shit inside her rectum then when she gets his dick unglued out of her rectum her shit will be coming out of her anus stinking up the place and his dick will be covered in her feces and that hospital room will stink and orderly will have a huge smelly mess to clean up and not be to happy about it
that sort of reminds me of a story i read about when a woman masturbated with a hotdog and the hotdog broke off and got stuck inside her vagina and she had to go to the hospital because of it
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