Happiness is a tight pussy! Girls, do YOU have a tight pussy?

[FunkyMonkee]

[NYCQuestions1976]

Is This "Vagina" Too Large?

Is This "Penis" Too Small?

[NYCQuestions1976]

Thanks for Most Superb, GaG algorithm! 👍

[nolabels]

I have a tight neck.

I think that means that I need some whiskey and/or beer.

No, scratch that, some ***MORE*** whiskey, ***AND***, some ***MORE*** beer!!!***!!!

[On_cloud_wine]

If the dick that’s been poking at it is smaller than yours

[nolabels]

Ain't that the way.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult. Failed insult I think

[nolabels]

@WanderingLoveWizard I wouldn't be so sure about your interpretation of @on_cloud_wine s response. I saw something different there that piqued my interest. Respectfully submitted for your consideration, nolabels

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Shut up simp

[WanderingLoveWizard]

No I'm just kidding lol. I would like to know what you saw though

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Looks to me like she said he has a big dick

[WanderingLoveWizard]

@nolabels Actually nevermind, I'm tired. I probably wouldn't get it anyway lol

[nolabels]

@WanderingLoveWizard To me, she was saying that as long as yours is bigger than the one that she's been getting, it gonna be a tight poke for you. I'd count that as a good thing in my book.

[nolabels]

@wanderinglovewizard Please don't go to sleep. Give me a response. This is just too much fun to let it drop.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

😂😂 No rest for the wicked, brother. Don't worry about that. But ok, that makes more sense lol. Y'all are cleverier than me

[nolabels]

Anyway, that's the way I chose to look at her fun response. I thought, what the hell, let's make this a fun experience, and voila, all of a sudden, my pecker is pokier than the previous poker (at least in my mind, which was good enough, because, well, because it worked, you know), so, fun was then had by all, stories have yet to be told of the grandness of the occasion. And so, here we are, contemplating the intent of a lady's comment. I say yay! What say ye?

[nolabels]

I got your response, man. Thanks for staying with me. I knew I could turn your head the other way! It's good to meet you!

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Lol, right on man. You too. Gotta admit, I feel pretty dumb though. Now that you explained it, it's pretty obvious what she meant

[nolabels]

@WanderingLoveWizard Nah! It's all good, man, absolutely! I just saw a chance to jump in and maybe make a friend or two. It looks like I made one friend, anyway. I guess that worked out kind of like that dick size thing. No, wait, that did not sound quite how I meant it. I'm not sure what I mean anymore tonight, I'm pretty toasty. Lol.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

😂😂 I like you. You got a friend in me pal

[nolabels]

@WanderingLoveWizard Same here. See you around.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

👍👍

[FunkyMonkee]

I guess I'd have a REALLY hard time getting in, then!

[FunkyMonkee]

@WanderingLoveWizard Sure sounded like that, to me! And she's right!

[FunkyMonkee]

@WanderingLoveWizard That depends on how he gives it to you, and how you receive it.

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels We're reading the same book!

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels As long as it doesn't hit the floor and get splinters! I HATE when that happens!! At least I can pull them out with my teeth.

[nolabels]

Slide on in, bro. We got all the room in the (F'in') world. He, he, he, he!!! That's what I said, no matter if your dick is bigger or not, you got to do some pokin', anyway, so go for it!

[WanderingLoveWizard]

@FunkyMonkee I think I remember you saying you have a massive honker. Like it's so big it scares some women away

[FunkyMonkee]

@nolabels I'll take my time!! I'll be a slow poke! Make the entry last!

[FunkyMonkee]

Yep! I did!

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Haha, that's awesome

[nolabels]

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[FunkyMonkee]

@WanderingLoveWizard Thank you!

[sage2021]

You're a sick man! 👎

[FunkyMonkee]

Thank you.

[Lowiu]

Depends on how tick your dick is

[MasterKS]

@lowiu you nailed it dear!

[Lowiu]

@MasterKS Thank you

[WanderingLoveWizard]

My girlfriend's pussy is so small and tight, I could barely find the hole the first time we fucked. Does that turn you on daddy?

[FunkyMonkee]

The point is, does it turn YOU on?

[Dargil]

I think it matters whet she is using as a measuring device.

[humanearth]

I have tight eyebrows, does that count for something

[nolabels]

What I want to know is if your eyebrows can "flutter". Lol.

[humanearth]

@nolabels Hahaha Right Me to

[BobbieBoy666]

Yes, my pussie is tight. 💞

[Anonymous]

Hopefully in a couple days. lol

[FunkyMonkee]

Are you having something done to it to make it tighter?

[Opinion Owner]

Wouldn't you agree that most people have fetishes?

[FunkyMonkee]

I can only guess. What's that got to do with the price of rice in China?

[Opinion Owner]

Sonya

[Opinion Owner]

Sonya Bad Dragon

[FunkyMonkee]

A pet?

[Opinion Owner]

Sonya's husband used very large dildos on her. Bad Dragon is the brand.

[FunkyMonkee]

I see!! I've seen girls use dragon-sized dildos before, too.

[Opinion Owner]

I think Sonya and her husband represents the company.

[FunkyMonkee]

I see!