Guys, happy ending massage?

Because of an inside joke, I want to give the guy I'm seeing a 'happy ending massage.' Unfortunately 'full on sex' is off the table, but anything else (hand job, blow job) is fair game Any tips on what to do? Ideally, how would you guys want this to go down?
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  • I say why not really playing the role to it's fullest. You could be fully dressed or just topless. Make him a massage as close to professionnal as you can provide and then eventually get to his cock. Here's the fun part. Act like you are only providing a service and keep a stern or disinterested face like you are doing something ordinary like cooking. You can keep talking to him but only as a professional masseuse with no attachment. Forbid him from touching you, you are a stranger after all. Use lots of lube, make it sloppy. Charge him a symbolic amount when you are done. He needs to understand that you are only playing a game though. You can give him back the money after play if you want.

    • So you'd want it to go down as if at a real salon? Other than the oils and such, would you also go for the mood lights and music?

    • Sure... It's a game. Try to be as authentic as possible and act like you don't know him. If you see he doesn't like it, I guess you can stop acting...

  • No answers here? Here's one. A "happy ending" massage is an erotic massage done masseuse style. Not done while making out. Her sitting up, using both hands. She can even be fully dressed although I prefer topless for visual stimulation and something to do. Plenty of lotion. Start with a nipples to knees body massage, narrowing to the zone. Milking with one hand, ball massage with the other. Finish it with 1 or 2 minute BJ with very fast cock stroking. by the way. Some guys, including me, really like anal fingering. This HJ/BJ/fingering routine was once called a Mamasan Blow Job back in the Vietnam days. The expression "happy ending" also comes from that time.

    • Can I start with him on his stomach and then have him flip over? Oils instead of lotions?

    • Of course. Back of the neck and back of the knees are good. Butt cheeks too. And a little tease between can tell you if he's amenable to backside play.

    • Just be mindful of oils on the bedding. Lotions dry.

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  • Just give a normal massage under normal pretense. "Accidentally" graze his junk. Accidentally touch his chest with your breasts. Be cute, be flirty, give a real massage, and when he gets hard, attack his junk like a panther in heat. Tell him you want it. Have fun.

  • Give the guy a massage, face down first.
    Then roll him over, massaging him some more.
    maybe ask if there is a stiff joint that needs attention?
    Rub his D with lotion, preferably flavored if you are going to blow him.
    Or just jack him off with the lotion, commenting on how stiff he is, and he will need extra time to relieve the stiffness, etc.

  • Okay. There is an article, much more than I can past here, that walks you through it step by step...

    www.redbookmag.com/.../

  • Blow job > Hand job, if I want a handjob I can do that myself...

    • Well said!

  • Blowjobs beat handjobs every time! You should have him put a towel over his face so he can't see what you are doing so that when you take him in your mouth he is happily surprised!

  • make sure you have baby oil. But please give blowjob first, until he is almost ready to blow. Then you put baby oil and finish him off. Also please use your body to rub up against him, especially your thighs on his.

  • Full body massage my opinion is you are both completely naked message rub an kiss his entire body. Allow him to feel you're entire body touch his skin. Tell him he can't touch you at all with his hands or its over. But make sure he feels your hest and wettnes of your um um on him.
    Start with him layining on stomach. Stsrt on neck then arms back butt legs rub him entirely kiss him every where too.
    Then turn him over on back. Careful of the erecection thats sticking up.
    Start from top again work all the way down to feet again. Tease his groin area a lot on way down. But dont finish him off. Wait till you work to his feet then back up. Then. Give him fast hsrd mind blowing head..

    When I give full body massages. My toungue follows everywher my fingers go. She hisnt allowed to touch me with her hands. But her entire body feels my entire body.
    Hint use an ample supply of oils every thing and everybody should be slippery.

  • It's not a happy ending massage if he's not paying.

    • he offered to lmao I joked that I will do it for free

  • happy ending massage is massage his entire body.. including his dick start while he's on his stomach massage him in his crotch let him feel u up so when u flip him over he super hard pointing straight up.. and massage all over but work your toward his dick and give him a hand job

  • I'd love 1

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