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  • Woman, your sex question posts always make me scaroused because I both simultaneously learn and then have to stop and go..."wait... that sounds awfully familiar to something I have/can do, oh fuck".
    Also they always reveal to me just how frighteningly little I know about sex despite all the porn I watch. Fuckin' weird, rough, vicious porn in some cases.
    Case in point: Someone saying her cervix got bruised? Wtf, Jesus, I don't have a cervix (to my knowledge) but that sounds fucking painful. I'm pretty sure my dick is not quite that big but it is concerning.
    Someone else saying not washing your dick for 3 days can get a UTI. Is that true? Then wtf happens? Is it like an STD? How do I know if I have one or not? These are fucking alarming.
    I mean... I'm admitting that I don't wash my dick for 3 days, I have pretty good hygiene but, hey, sometimes shit happens.

    But uh... long story short here... no.
    When I was 10 though I had to go to the Doctor 'cause I had a foreskin infection due to masturbating without pulling it back due to being raised religiously conservative and not fully understanding how it works and that I have to pull it back when I jerk off and then wash it thoroughly. And yes, I'm uncircumsized. I know better now though so no problem like that since, I take care of little Jarod.

  • Hahaha not me, but my best mate did. He tried tit fucking a girl who didn't have ample breasts, and somehow managed to snap his "banjo string" (frenulum), so ended up in ER.

    Im surprised I haven't personally, given the amount of punishment I put myself through.

    • I should add however that I have suffered a decent injury whilst having sex. Broke my nose when doing a girlfriend at the time in doggy position. I went to grab her wrists, her hands slipped out from holding her up, and we both dropped down, face first. My nose slammed into the back of her head with a loud crack. Fastest erection killer I've ever experienced.

    • Holy shit! Sorry to hear!

    • Its funny in retrospect. And that was the 9th time I'd broken my nose so it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the first. It sucked that neither of us got to finish though.

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  • We were screwing inside our tree house in our old home. We've done it there numerous times. However, during our last fornication (when we weren't married yet) in the tree house, vital branches broke and sent the tree house crashing down. Several broken pieces of wood sliced and stabbed through his legs. Despite all the bleeding, he insisted that we get dressed first. Unfortunately, the bleeding was worsening while getting dressed. There was no true ER nearby. So, we settled for a small clinic. Fortunately, the Dr and his main Nurse were in that evening.

    • Oh my! I hope he was ok!

    • T'was not as serious as all the blood everywhere made it look. The Doc & his nurse "patched him up" quite well.

    • Thank goodness!

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  • Lol. No, thankfully. I did take a girl to the ER once for a “foreign object removal.” And even managed to keep a straight face.

    • Oh goodness. I hope she was ok.

    • In the end she was. I didn’t want any details.

    • Did she say it Was worth it? Lol

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  • No but im sure there were many times we needed to go because we’re clumsy af. But we didn't go

    • What was such clumsy example?

    • @PeterSmith1983 i bust my ass sneaking through his window. I fell off a bed. I bumped my head on the top bunk. So on

    • Lol sounds indeed lots of accidents but probably lots of crazy 🤪 fun as well x

  • No, but I came close once when the shower rod that my partner was hanging on to failed and fell. If I hadn't caught her, I think something would have broken.

  • One guy I was entertaining in the barn managed to get a rusty nail in his butt cheek and I had to take him to ER.

    • Holy shit!

  • Once, during late pregnancy. My wife was bleeding a bit afterwards. All was good, but had to make sure baby was okay!

    • Always have to make sure babe is ok!

  • No. I do remember hearing about an incident with a frozen hot dog in a jr high restroom. When the firetruck and all arrived it didn’t sound like that went as planned. Often wonder if it was a dare.

    • Ummm wait, what happened with the frozen hot dog? 🤔🥴

    • That is the golden question.

  • Not exactly the ER, but we had to see a doctor ASAP, so I think that counts as a "Yes".

  • Yes, I think I've mentioned in a post before that after a rather hardcore session of pile driver position, I eneded up in surgery with Testicular Torsion 😳
    Never done that position since, and kind of have nightmares when I see it 😂

  • No, sex has never sent me to the ER—at least since a nurse told me I couldn't use their ER.

  • If ER means Enjoyment Room... yep, I've been there many times.

    If you're referring to the Emergency Room... nope, never had the need.

    I did read a story once of a young newly married couple who went to the hospital because they were stuck together.

    Sorry, I didn't watch the entire video... 15 mins was too long.

    • After reading some of the other posts, I do remember a woman I dated after my divorce telling me about this story. She and this other guy were having sex, with him on top, when he suddenly collapsed on top of her... he had a heart attack. She pushed him off her, quickly got dressed, somehow got him out to the car and drove him to the hospital, where they saved his life. She broke up with him... that was just too much stress.

    • Holy fuckin shit

  • Well, LOVES, only time was when I stuck some gum in her 'bush' and she broke my nose with a straight right hand!

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Almost I was 14 and jacking off with a friend I twisted a testical mom untwisted it

    • Oh my! Mom for the win!

    • For sure! The pain was extreme and even once untwisted it felt soar for a day!

  • No but I know a lot of paramedics who have told me some pretty funny stories.

  • Yes, and that's all I am going to say

    • Naughty boy.

  • Thankfully no, but a doctor friend has told me some stories including a guy who damaged his dick with a vacuum cleaner and a woman who had a perineum tear from having sex with a NHL star.

  • Not yet. Though I do some edgy things I haven t messed up that bad...

  • Haaa, that show is so crazy 🤣 strange

  • No, but instant ramen noodles will !! LOL

    • Stop judging me! 🤣😆😩

    • You need to understand the depth of your error! It's a matter of life and death. I'm relentless.

  • Nope. I'm a virgin.

  • Not me personally, but it for someone I know.. lol.. TMI

  • No. No it hasn't. I don't do stupid things to end up in the er

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