Guys, Has your girl ever caught you masturbating?

My girlfriend recently asked me the question, do I (Beat My Meat?) I told her in my black-Midwestern -American voice..."woman mine ya biz-ness, aight!" she smirked, and hit me with those pretty hazel eyes and asked me again? Then I cleverly said, in my imitation James Bond voice, "bloody right, you devilish strumpet, but not since we've been dating" she confessed, she feels insecure, if her guy is wacking his toggle berry, and said she caught her last boyfriend and hopes she never sees me do it... But I'm much more careful ... have you had this conversation with your girl and has she ever caught you?
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  • Yeah I had that conversation with an ex girlfriend before... She never caught me caught me in the act, but it was an awkward conversation to have... I wanted to be honest so I explained that I'm a highly sexual man, and masturbation wasn't something I preferred over her by any means, it was just something that did to "regulate" myself... She didn't like the idea because she said it made her feel like she couldn't please me, and she had once caught her ex masturbating... Well, I replied, well if you want to be at my 24/7 beck and call you can, and I have no objection to that, but I didn't understand what her issue was with this in my mind... Well she didn't see it like me, and said the same thing your girl said to you, in fact, we may have been dating the same girl ;)
    I'm no longer dating her anymore... If it is the same girl all I have to say is good luck bro... By the time a woman hits her thirties she should know men well enough to know this is a question that shouldn't be asked... Of course he beats his meat, duh!
    Women need to get over it, seriously! it is physically impossible to cheat on them with yourself, unless of course you're an obsessive compulsive masturbator and leave nothing for them, only then in my mind could I see this being a problem... Otherwise quite frankly it's none of their business.
    I decided next time if I should get asked that question I'm just going to straight out lie and say "no you're all I need baby"... because it's apparent most women can't handle the truth so why give it to them?

    • Plausible deniability... sub-rosa my friend 😉

  • Masturbation shouldn't really be an issue. The only time it should really be a problem is if you choose your right hand over her vag. But yea to answer your question no it's never happened but no girl I've been with has ever expressed contempt for it. In fact, they usually find it pretty hot, as do I when I see them masturbate :)

    • Now that is the Law my friend.

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  • In every relationship I've been in we've both been comfortable with the other masturbating and have discussed it openly.

    • Cool progressive thinking... love it!

  • My ex and I have masturbated together many times, so when she did catch me it usually led to sex.

    • Push to start... like it😁

  • I'm fine with people's insecurities until it starts overlapping my day to day life. If I want to masturbate, I shouldn't have to ask permission to nobody.

    I've never been caught. Not because I was hiding.

    • Nicely stated my friend

  • I don't have an answer but I like the question

    • Yeah... buddy!

  • Not the first time I've encountered that. Women do seem to get insecure at the idea of their guy masturbating when their woman is available instead.

    I don't really think many of them get the concept of some guys "needing" to have that quick release without any stress or intimacy.

    Thankfully I've never been caught in such a situation.

    • Doc... you got it... nice bro totally agree...

  • Never been caught shakin the dice if my girl tells me I'll be honest with her.

    • Haha...7-11 bro

    • Snake eyes 0-0

  • ouch. Brutal.

    • Yesssssss...

  • Yo, this is something a girl should accept and not be mad over.

    • I agree totally... wassup being jealous over Handina?

  • haha in uni, I told my girlfriend, hey you wanna have sex, I'm so horny, she was like no, so I beat off infront of her on a different computer screen in the same room. It was a morning class that I had to leave for.

    • Independent... raw... bold... Gang-star 🌟😁

  • She shouldn't be bothered by you masturbating.

    • Preach my brother, I told her that... she said yeah, but she has issues.. lol

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