Has your partner ever accidentally.. ya know.. pooted while you were down there?

[CrotchRot]

It was SOOOO embarrassing but a few months ago, I was all gassy and I really wasn't in the mood because of that. As I'm getting off, like, right when my body started to convulse, I ripped one on accident.

It totally ruined the orgasm and I was just horrified. He started laughing so hard he nearly fell off the bed. I mean, I laughed too but omg it was so horrible.

Please tell me I'm not the only one that has done this or had it happen to before?

[spartan55]

It happened to me, but when I was fucking her. It was definitely a regular fart and a queef. I died laughing and so did she. Sex should be fun, and things happen sometimes if you do it enough... 😁

[spartan55]

Thanks for the MHO!

[FunkyMonkee]

My ex blew a few pussy farts in my face but, that's about it. She could do it on demand.

[CrotchRot]

Lol - this one was no pussy fart! :O

[FunkyMonkee]

I know. I'm just saying, that's as close as I ever got to her farting in my face and BELIEVE ME, ANY REAL FART she cut was DEADLY!!! The apartment had white paint on the walls, by the time we moved out they were green and peeling!!! The yard was littered with small animal corpses!!. Birds usually considered that area a "No Fly Zone"!!! it was like a Bermuda Triangle, to them!! Occasionally, one didn't get the memo!! The feds came to do frequent radio activity tests!!! I don't know WHAT crawled up inside of her and died but, it was RANK!!! Skunks would walk by waving little white flags and then ask for lessons!! She was their goddess!! I used to have teeth!!! I float a lot of air biscuits, myself but NOTHING even CLOSE to THOSE neutron bombs!!! Comparing one of mine to hers would be like comparing a water gun to a Howitzer!!!

[CrotchRot]

Haha! You just cracked me up. Thank you. :)

[FunkyMonkee]

Great!! Glad I could help! :-)

[FunkyMonkee]

At least I had a bit of a warning of the ensuing onslaught! It only occurred after she ate chick peas!! So, if she ate those, I knew it was time to move out for a day or two until the smoke cleared!!

[Leavesbound]

Yes and she freaked and I didn't care and kept licking. She got over it. A tongue up your ass for a few hours will help you get over almost anything.

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

It’s happened more times than I count and it never distracted me from my mission 🤣

[LiamSawyer]

You're not the only one gorgeous lol the only time I find it difficult to find hilarious is if I'm going down on her at the time. All is good thou I just come up for fresh air and make out with her some more. By the way you're extremely gorgeous.

[have_a_good_day]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Clarke498]

Dude if she's my wife, that's the least of what i should tolerate. I'd keep at it.

[Joshua0213]

Lol yeah and I fell off the bed laughing

[Woodsy76]

I’m pretty sure I got a mouth full of gas the second time I was rimming my wife

[Woodsy05]

No she is just a little more careful what she eats for dinner :-)

[Tstrbrainer]

Well, butt plugs are there for a reason

[lycanthrope3]

I laughed too

[Anonymous]

Lol, stinky oral haha...

[Anonymous]

It hasn't happened to me yet, my guess is, you lost your virginity in your teens

[CrotchRot]

If 19 counts for teens, then yep.

[Opinion Owner]

I was 25

[Anonymous]

Yes, numerous times