Have you ever became aroused at the wrong time and the wrong place?

Have you ever became aroused at the wrong time and the wrong place?
Have you ever been awkwardly aroused in an odd moment or an inconvenient location?

Today while waiting a rather long while for my pizza order I dazed out staring at nothing in particular. It wasn't until I felt the pulsating and the throbbing sensation run through me down below that I became aware I had been having a very heated day dream (my darn sexy reoccurring night dream is now becoming a day dream🙈). I had to cross one foot over the other and squeeze my thighs tight trying to control the sensation. All i kept thinking was I need to get home. I need alone time in my room!
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  • Damn damn damn I sure have. One time my teenage niece was sitting on my lap and I’ll be damned if I didn’t get a verrrry unwanted erection. It was horrible! It wasn’t sexual at all, just a result of the way I was sitting. I was wearing shorts and I had to wait until the right moment to have her get up so I could try and discreetly make an exit. I don’t think she ever knew.. I sure hope not.
    On another occasion I was getting my yearly physical, and my doctor, who is a woman, did a prostate exam, followed by an examination of my genitals; a procedure she had done with me several times before without incident. But for some unexplainable reason, on that day my penis decided to start growing during the prostate exam, and by the time she had me standing in front of her for the genitalia checkup, I was fully erect. It was verrrry embarrassing. Now, I am not in any way ashamed of my erect penis, but I didn’t want my doctor to think I was some kind of a pervert or something. I apologized, and she was super cool and just said, “No need to apologize, it happens sometimes, and it is completely normal.” She even added, “It just means everything is in working order!” Again.. super cool and professional on her part. But it still made me feel awkward and weird to be so inappropriately ‘aroused’ in that way. Thankfully it hasn’t happened again!

    • Quite awkward 🙈

    • VERY. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Sometimes having a penis, which at times has a mind of its own, can have its drawbacks!

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  • It happens. Since my wife's death I consider *all* arousal to be inconvenient. I don't have an outlet (forgive the Freudian imagery).

    I have never been embarrassed or felt awkward about public boners. They are a part of life. I know some people get offended by noticing them, to which I respond by not giving a damn about your offence or discomfort. They happen spontaneously. 9 times out of 10 it has nothing to do with any sort of fantasy. It's simply a fact of life. Anyone offended or uncomfortable about it should know I simply don't care.

    • Lol I love this response. You are quite confident with your erections. Quite a few men have mentioned being embarrassed. As far as no outlet I understand it too well and self soothing isn't as gratifying as sharing the moment with someone you have a close bond or connection with.

Most Helpful Girls

  • All the time at school, work, music concerts, live theater, passenger in the car, on a plane, on a boat, in a movie theater, while in vacant spaces at one of my dad's commercial properties, when alone in elevators, and while giving and receiving what are supposed to be non-sexual massages, and theme parks make me horny because of some experiences I had when young, but other than that I would never dream of such a thing! ... lol

    • Just about everywhere. My most awkward time was once In church

    • Yes! I forgot about that one. I go to my girlfriends church on occasion where her father is the pastor. She and her boyfriend get naughty after everyone is gone and they are locking up :)

    • You just brought back memories from when a wonderful full body massage (by a male masseuse) on a cruise ship led to me developing a full erection and great embarrassment. Luckily, he didn't react or let on that anything was unusual and just kept on in a professional manner.

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  • For most woman 30+ is all about inappropriate times and place. Enjoy it.

    • Well I suppose I will try

    • I don’t normally promote items I get nothing out of, but you sound like this might be perfect for you right now. I had this arrive (ironically) two days ago. Every woman should have one. “ Wearable Panty Vibrator Starship” I won’t direct link as I don’t think it’s allowed. It’s on Tracy’s dog site. Ships fast and discreet. : )

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  • Kegels would have worked discretely! ; )

  • Yep, lol

  • Yep. In the university library after seeing this huge girl I had a massive crush on. I had to slouch and touch my knees together to hide the erection.

  • Too bad you did not have a table with a long tablecloth, and a guy underneath it. lol

  • Omg God you have driven me crazy I think I fo it every day when I come on GaG lol. out in public I can control it I think there was only one time I didn't it's when I was slow dancing with someone
    I did what I did for a reason. you have to know the whole story . but any way I have started to but I back off I can control it from going to far.

    • Well at least on GaG no one can see your reaction

    • 🤪🤪🤪

  • Horn dog!

  • sometimes... when I was way way younger

    • But the woman posting this question is single, and for her I imagine there is constant pressure to find a partner. It's only fair for single people to answer this question.

    • @Guy__ are you sure this comment was directed to me or my comment? because I am not sure what you're talking about here... lol

    • You were aroused at the wrong time and place when you were younger. Was it also when you were single? Because all people get aroused, and if you're single there's almost never an appropriate time and place.

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  • Depends what you refer to as wrong time wrong place, everything is an opportunity to an extent 😂

  • Oh, yeah 🙃

    • Spill the tea.

    • @UniquelyBasic I’d rather not 😂

    • Okay then, Ill respect your choice 😊

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  • Often. But nothing embarrassing though.

  • A couple times

  • Once, and it was very humiliating for her to see it. At work, just out of college, I had a 'friend' that worked on the other side of the building. Walking there, I got a hard-on thinking about her and immediately she saw it and really made me feel uncomfortable about it. I thought it was really 'low brow' of her to act like that.

    • It was dumb of her. I have noticed it on men I say nothing.

  • I got a boner playing ping pong for some reason. 😂😂 And I was playing with a girl I had a crush on too.

    • What kind of pizza did you get?

    • I'll take a guess at spicy sausage 🤣

    • @DonkeyDan Thanks for the compliment... oh wait you're talking about the pizza 😂😂

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  • Yes. My history teacher in high school was very hot (and a teacher in her 2nd year so not too much older than all of us, maybe 23-24). She also just happened to be my very type in the looks department. She also happened to be my advisory teacher (advisory was a 20-minute ungraded period where teachers would talk to us about random stuff in life to give us the best life advice they could).

    STDs were running rampant in our school district to the point where the schools felt like they needed to use this advisory period to discuss relationships with us and Ms. Fields was doing so and my mind kinda went into fantasy land lol. Unfortunately I was still hard as a rock when the advisory period was ending. I had to buy some time to let it cool off so I pretended not to feel well, which was a mistake because this caused Ms. Fields to want to make sure I was ok. I had to stall for 5 more minutes lol

  • I was a teenager at this friend's house, I got a boner while at their house and could not wait to I got home wow when I took care of it what amazing cumming and orgasm

  • Err of course, all the time, and it can be very awkward, i mean as a man, it's a bit difficult to hide lol. And having a very high sex drive can be a curse sometimes.

  • One time my hottest female roommate vehicle had stopped in the middle of a major road during the day and I had explained to her earlier to not drive her vehicle far from the house until she gets her car fixed because it had some serious engine problems. She contacted me to help her and I arrived at the scene, she felt embarrassed, and looked very sad in front of me then all of a sudden I starred at her for along time and I wanted her because I was turned on by her. I had to quickly catch myself because it was very strong.

  • Man those sneaky unconscious hard ones can come in any moment I'm talking church, funeral, PTA meeting, at work...

  • Yeaahh i few times lol

  • Yea that have happend a couple of times, but not in a way I couldn't resist it

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