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I’ve been strip searched in jail. That’s a good time. When i had to bend over and spread my cheeks i actually laughed aloud. I was buzzed, but my imagining of what the cop had to observe reminded me of a line from Tim Allen’s book “Don’t Stand Too Close to a Naked Man”. I couldn’t help it. When the cop asked what i thought was so funny, i asked if he’d read the book. He said ‘no’ and i told him if he reads it that he’ll get the joke. I hope he did. I’d hate to be the guy who has to look up other dude’s asses every day and NOT see the humor in that shit. Pun intended. Ell oh ell!
0 0 0 0Why were you put into jail?
Because i broke the law.
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We did (my friend & I when we were in college) we were visiting Spain and took a ferry across to Morocco for a day. When we were leaving Morocco the customs/border guards actually strip searched us completely out in the open. Fortunately we had no drugs on us.
0 0 0 0Why did they puplicly? Why did you allow that?
We really had no choice... we were college kids with long hair and they had guns. So there we were naked at a checkpoint... kinda scary. But at least we were able to get back to the ferry to Spain.
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3 6Yeah but I was enjoying it and she was doing it. I’m not sure talking about same kind of thing.
0 0 0 0Are you talking baout sex?
That's my Business...
Is there any except that?
No. I had to strip at a hospital several times, but I think that's not what you meant.
0 0 0 0Yes I didin't mean it, but why did you have to strip?
Check-ups, x-rays, surgery. Just whatever I had to be in a gown for.
Were there women there?
Had to go to dermatologist for a check up. Did full body check because skin cancer can hide anywhere. So i had to strip naked. Dr. was male but student dr was female. Not uncomfortable at all.
0 0 0 0Never. It was all by own will.
0 0 0 0Forced?
Nope...
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Never happened
0 1 0 0Never happened.
0 0 0 0WTF is this
0 0 0 0I've made sexual bets with my wife before and after I lost, she made me take my shirt and everything else off and give her oral.
Aside from that, I've been told to undress for physical exams at the doctor's office. Not really "forced" since it's always possible to refuse, though I never have.
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