Guys, Have you ever gotten a boner in front of your mom?

If so, was it embarrassing? How did she and you both react? 😚
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  • unfortunately I woke up with it, had school that morning and it wouldn't go away... she took the piss out of me a lot
    I had a crush on the girl next door, and thought about her almost all the time... so whenever i did it went up, didn't help i had been dreaming of her that night and my mother had certain issues about respecting boundaries and privacy... and even when i began dating that very girl next door and we were in my room my mother would ignore the need of privacy and just barge in... whether we were dressed or not

    • "she took the piss out of me a lot". What's that supposed to mean?

    • she bullied for having morning wood... so exactly what it says

    • WTF!!! Your mother's a freekin lunatic! 😫 I mean, mw is something guys don't have any control over, right?

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  • Can’t recall but I used to get one like clockwork every morning in the 5th grade. Damn thing stood up at attention and it was uber embarrassing sitting at group table with girls. Especially when the teacher wanted me to write on the chalk board, had to do the whole crouched over stand up and walk that never worked to hide Mr Boner.

    • When I was in 5th grade I didn't even know what an erection was!!! How did the little girls react? 😚

    • I don’t remember. If they noticed I wasn’t picking up any clues. At least they didn’t point and laugh so I didn’t lose all dignity ;)

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  • Does finding her nudes count as "in front of her"? Not gonna lie, I used them when I accidentally found them, years ago.

  • Not exactly... but when I was was around 13 she caught me masturbating!

  • No way. I couldn't even if I tried. I my mom's around it's an instant switch to no sexual mode.

  • Few times in lose shorts she told me "What a tent we have here". Which was super embarrassing and after that I always avoided erection in loose cloths.

    Also as a runner who rocks spandex. Few times had a boner which she probably saw.

    • Ofc the spandex bulge was also embarrassing.

  • probably, when i was a child. dunno.