Guys, have you ever had hardon at the beach? what did you do about it?

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  • I've been going to nude beaches most of my life, from about 3 years on. I believe I've only gotten an erection once, and it was instigated by my wife on our honeymoon when no one else was on the beach around us (I quickly reminded her that it wasn't acceptable conduct on a nude beach and we returned to our resort). Its not as common of a problem as you might think.

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  • Doesn’t bother me. Was on a swim team in college and we all walked around hard in speedos at some point. most people don’t care and after a while don’t even notice.

    at the beach sometimes I get hard and doesn’t look too much different than normal in a speedo.

  • I have and its because the girl I was with was sitting on top of me telling me its ok 'know one will know , and I'm watching these three ladies about 25 ft away from this keep looking over as us should I keep telling my girlfriend these ladies are watching they know what we're doing and they're going to come over here and say stop it because they have kids down in the water she says don't worry about it then we'll never know in about 10 minutes later one of the ladies stands up and start walking towards this and I tell her do not move she's walking over here so she starts acting like she's talking to me and lady said are you guys having sex on the beach then I started laughing I say I wish I said no why do you want us to she goes there's kids here and I said duh know if we want sex will go home and have sex she is well it just kind of looks like it really is hard to tell but yeah I have

  • Of course, display it proudly. Maybe I hang my towel from it.

    • Have you ever noticed a hard on at the beach? What did you do besides stare and drool?

  • With all the bare female skin in bikinis, I sometimes get an erection at the beach. When I do, I don't do anything about it... it eventually goes down. I do enjoy seeing women stare at my bulge.

  • When I was 21, yes, or at least half-a-hard-on at times. I just rolled over on it and made a hole in the sand LOLOLOL

  • Yes a nude beach roll over

  • Yes, indeed. I covered it with my towel.

  • Every time my girlfriend would ask me to put sun tan lotion on her I would get one. I would try and ignore it or else Go into the ocean where it was so cold it would shrink in about ten seconds.

  • I grew up near the beach and this was a genuine problem when I was younger - I’ve had a sunburned back from digging a hole in the sand and laying on my front waiting for it to go soft! It’s kind of funny in hindsight but at the time it’s a nightmare.
    Oh yeah - also worn briefs/underwear underneath swimming shorts - that can kind of hold it down a bit but it’s still very obvious

  • I purposely do it to make muthafunkaz feel uncomfortable.

    And to show off my anaconda to biitches around me.

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