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  • I fucked the minister's daughter, during the "Offering" ceremony and then fucked his wife during Christmas Eve, candlelight service up in the balcony. I did get a hand job from a girl in Sunday school

    Lightning struck my car afterwards, but I did not have hands on the steering wheel, the freeway collapsed on my way home but I stopped in time.

    The dog had died when I got home, and there was a fire in the kitchen and I put it out.

    I am watching for the ceiling to fall in.

    • And the Oscar for best original screenplay goes to 😂

    • @moondazed i JUST KNEW, someone would appreciate, my twisted, black humor! LOLOL

    • It won't be the ceiling you have to worry about, but the pitchfork through the floor into your ass.

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  • Nope, but I would have no problem doing so if I were married to the woman and in a private setting, like in an office or somewhere like that where we could lock the door to keep it private. There’s nothing “sacred” about the church building. It’s a meeting place for people.

    by the way, I’m a Christian.

    • Would you do it in a mosque?

    • @pluto1 Sure. The location would be irrelevant, provided that it can be done in private and safely. Mosques themselves are not “holy ground”, nor is any other place on planet earth. Earth was given to man by God, for our dominion. Plus, sex was created by God, partly for our pleasure/enjoyment, so why not enjoy it wherever (assuming it’s done in private and with an opposite-sex spouse and no one else). Some Muslims may be offended by that but I’m not concerned about offending people. People are easily offended (generally due to insecurity) in general anyways.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Pussy puffed up like a bee sting
    Yes, I go to church in my g-string
    Father, can you bless this crackpipe?
    Never really learned how to act right 🎶

    With all seriousness now. Would never do it. It's a place of worship bruh.

  • More people have been struck dead in church for that than any other reason.

    I'm going to bounce this off your foreheads you fornicators!
    I'm going to bounce this off your foreheads you fornicators!

    • yes, and I imagine those church pews are pretty tough to deal with too.

    • @exitseven Like having sex on your dining room table I imagine.

    • oooooh!

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Not in a church, but in weird other places. Happy you enjoyed it.

    • What “weird other places”?

    • I'm curious, where else have you been?

  • Gross dude

    How do people come up with these questions?

    • No idea smh

    • @moondazed Only black humor, no harm intended, i'm sure.

  • No I haven't

  • Wow what a new low of disrespect.

  • Never.

    • I find it shamefull that five people disliked your comment. How could a church ever be considered an appropriate setting?

    • @WhiteBoyChill There is one user who has decded to blame me for the current problems in his life and I believe that he has five different user names, so. . . apparently, his life is so empty that he isderiving some pleasure from down voting me on things such as this. . . and what is REALLY pathetic is that he thinks I would care.

    • Wow. I find it even more strange how such a person could not find better uses for their time that give them more satisfaction.

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  • I’m not a priest

  • No and I won't do it, cause I don't want to disturb anyone who believes in god and could be annoyed.

  • Not yet. One more to add to my list.

  • No. I'd like to. Mine, however, has cameras.

  • It’s on my fuck it list & I’ll make sure I’m wearing devil horns when I do.

  • That would be soooooo rude and disgusting

  • I've never been a priest so...

    • Nice sheer dress in your profile pic…is that lingerie?

  • I stopped going to church before I was old enough to have sex.

  • Nope

  • Yeap

  • No. I'm not even religious, yet I think that is disgusting.

  • Can't have sex at church if you don't attend church to begin with.

  • Church was the first place I had sex. I don't see the big deal.

  • No... cuz im not a christain so I've gone to church for visiting once only... but even if i got a chance id still not do it there

  • I can probably count the amount of times I've been in a church on one hand. Also no

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