Have you ever laughed at the size of a guys dick?

I had sex with the guy I've been seeing for the first time last night. I was quite shocked to see that his penis was really small and when I first saw it I couldn't help but burst out laughing. He got a little upset and I felt really bad but I really couldn't contain my laughter; I mean, it looked like a child's penis.

I feel so stupid after doing that. Please tell me I'm not the only one who has done this 😓😖.
I've laughed aloud at the size of a guys dick several times before
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I've laughed aloud at the size of a guys dick once or twice before
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I've laughed in my head at the size of a guys dick several times before
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I've laughed in my head at the size of a guys dick once or twice before
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No, I haven't ever laughed at the size of a guys dick
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I've never been with a guy
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  • So, I'm about to do some major oversharing here. You've been warned.

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    So I'm a grower. In fact, I'm an extreme grower. At it's smallest, I can qualify for having a micro penis. When the blood's flowing though, it's fine. So anyway, there's been a few times in the past when it was the first time getting naked in front of a girl and I can just tell that she's more than a little disappointed, but is trying very hard not to be impolite about it. Then, when things get going, and she's double and triple checking that it's really me and not a dildo and her eyes light up... that feeling is priceless.

  • A friend of mine told me a girl he had gone to HS with had become a prostitute in Hawaii and told him that one time she had a Japanese client whom she laughed at when she first saw his penis because it was so small. Before they did it she went to the bathroom and when she came back he had left (apparently in humiliation) and left the money on the table.

    Another time I went to a singles relationship class and we were discussing what were non-negotiable issues in a partner, and one woman stood up and said one such thing for her was penis size, and that she had dumped a guy for having a small penis.

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  • i think its judgmental and mean even if you didn't laugh on purpose. This guy probably have a lot of trouble with that and you come and laugh in is face? what are you? 10 ? This is way far from lady like and not nice. I hope you get laugh at your insecurities and see how it feels.

  • Yes, but only at dick pics. Most unwanted and another I let a friend send me cuz he was so proud of its size... but for whatever reason, I burst out laughing at seeing it. He doesn't know that though.

  • I think the funniest part about this is that after you laughed at the size of his dick, you guys still had sex. 😂
    Clearly the mood wasn't totally killed.

    • He couldn't finish though and it wasn't very good. I'm probably going to break up with him. It just doesn't seem like we're compatible.

    • Yikes. When the dick doesn't impress, it's time to get up and get dressed.

    • Lmfao. @Cherubby1 ahaha

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  • 😂😂😂 this made me laugh.
    Poor guy :(

  • that's mean

  • I am 90% certain that OP is a guy with a complex.

  • I've only seen a guy's dick once in person. It's small. I mean i think it's 3inches? I wanted to laugh because a friend asked him about his size and he was so cocky that his is good. Nothing happened between us but yeah. Kinda small.

    • Awe... poor fella! lol

  • Played sports throughout middle and high school. Been to jail a few times. I've seen many dicks. Small, large, skinny, fat, etc I've never laughed. It's not really funny. Maybe it's cuz I'm straight and don't care. For the most part I think girls don't laugh either, only a few. But when I see a super small one I just think "damn that sucks".

  • Yeah I did, he was like 5-7 years old.

    • Wait what?

  • No lol. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of women have laughed at what they thought to be a "small" dick. The average is surprisingly well average.

  • I've only had girls smirk when they see or feel my dick. They like what they see and feel lol

    I've also shocked handful of girls with my loads too :P

  • Oh yikes.

  • Yeah i saw a small tiny dick in porno fucking a taller girl, I just laughed.

  • Yes at smaller guys than me, that is to say 99% other men.

  • Troll

  • click bait

  • anyone can laugh at small dick! my friend many time told me that they laugh at small dicks many not even fucked after watching that, sorry for poor small dick guys!

  • How small was it? Was it small or just average but you like big

  • How many inches did it look like

  • Wow, what a bitch

  • Congrats now you made him insecure.

  • Its normal I laughed once at this chicks lopsided uneven breasts. One was reall big pointing down the other was really small and pointing up. He should have warned you first about his deformity.

  • u still had sex with his small penis tho ;)