Have you ever masturbated at work?

smalls95 Xper 6

You know that feeling... when you’re getting a bit stressed and you just want to take the load off for a brief moment. When I’m stressed, I can get overwhelmingly horny sometimes. I can’t help it! I have my own office so sometimes I lock the door and handle my business. I of course wash my hands right after and keep my space hygienic. Has anyone else done this?

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TCredo Yoda
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For many years now, when I am not traveling for work, I have a home office so... "yes" to your question but I don't think that's what you're going for... :)

Long time ago when worked in an office, there were a couple of times (maybe just 2 or 3 times) I did get a quickie in the bathroom
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- TCredo
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  @smalls95 Thanks for the MHO :)
Obtuse Yoda
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Yeah, but not stress-related to me. Just women walking by me everywhere. Gotta release the demons. I had a private stall with lock and sink, not like jerk off in public restroom. Release the demons and I can get back to work.
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Anonymous
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I tried, but it didn't really work tbh.
I've sexted both in school, at uni and at my job.
I think it's easier for guys to masturbate at work to be honest...
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- Opinion Owner
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  @_cenklove_ Thank you, but I'd rather not. I don't follow anyone on here.
- manmeat
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  why easier for guys girls can do it under desk without noticing guys can't
- Shamalien
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  how is it easier for guys? We have to shoot a fuckin load somewhere, where is that gunna go? Girls can orgasm stealthily as fuck compared to dudes
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- smalls95
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  Agreed. I’ve only done it twice and it’s really only because it was really overwhelming so I was able to cum in seconds. Plus women don’t have to directly touch their junk to get off.. I would say it’s much easier and less messy. Sorry that’s TMI ha
- Shamalien
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  Cum in seconds? Jesus... and lol after what I said I don’t think you are guilty of tmi xD
- smalls95
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  Yeah I really wouldn’t want to do it if it was a long sesh. I’d rather just be efficient with it and get back to work.
- Shamalien
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  Ur a coldblooded logical masturbator. I like it
- smalls95
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  Lmao. No. Just a hard worker that just wants to get work done so I want to remove distractions 🤷🏻‍♀️ masturbating is a great and healthy stress reliever so why not.
- Shamalien
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  A hard masturbator maybe but where i cum from that ain't work girl :P
- manmeat
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  how did u get off with out touching?
- Opinion Owner
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  @manmeat I can do that too, I do it all the time actually also at school - to me, that doesn't count as masturbating though.
- manmeat
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  so u can orgasm without touching what do u do just sit there rubbing legs together
- Opinion Owner
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  @manmeat Nothing at all actually.
- manmeat
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  how the hell does that work?
- Opinion Owner
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  @manmeat Power of the mind.
- wagsingle
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  @Shamalien No you don't. You catch it with a tissue. Or you stand up and shoot it into the toilet.
- wagsingle
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  Some people are just SO lucky. But I guess you still have to deal with getting wet.

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SouthernLAguy Xper 1
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Most definitely and its erotic thinking man if someone walks in this could end in a not so good way. But that's the thrill of it.
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summiter Master
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Of course but I took extra efforts to not get caught.
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i1T2daty Yoda
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Yes, pretty much everywhere
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wagsingle Xper 6
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A few times on the shitter. Not that good though since I prefer to be lying down.
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slatyb Master
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IIRC, about40% of Americans admitted doing this in a poll.
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ecfresh Master
+1 y
Yes I have
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Meister__ Xper 4
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Lol i think most of people have done this XD but i haven't done it yet
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quizz Xper 3
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Yes, sometimes you gotta release some pressure.
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Haelaeix123 Yoda
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I have a couple times yeah, it was fun to be honest :)
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tslater Xper 4
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I had thought about it, but opted out of it to avoid getting in trouble. I've masturbated countless times in the bathroom of my college's library though. Lol
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gagsucs Xper 5
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no, thats innapropriate and disgusting, should be done at home only
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BobbyC65 Guru
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No never to me masturbating should be done at home in the bedroom.
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Tunasub Yoda
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Not at the current job. But i had a job where I would fuck it was glorious.
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hemo821 Xper 5
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I did it but at my university, i was feeling stressed and pent up and needed an out so i went to the stall and did it
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oldermale Yoda
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Yes lots of times
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dthomas89 Xper 7
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No, I'm guessing you have though
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Realdude_prince Xper 2
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Omg yes thrice lol
I did after i broke up with my girl anf i was very horny at work
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HelenJacob Xper 7
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maybe
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- manmeat
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  lol love how you keep it close to your chest :D
- dthomas89
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  Don't be so non chalant. ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
andrermm Xper 5
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I only worked for 1 year. But I had a coworker take. Me into the females bathroom.
Never masturbated tho
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Shamalien Guru
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lol that is absolutely fucked. I can only imagine the double standards of this situation... man gets caught masturbating in office, gets fired, woman gets caught masturbating in office, gets promotion XD
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- smalls95
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  Uhhh. Think both parties would get fired...
- omgjassy
  +1 y
  Life is not porn dude
- Shamalien
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  @omgjassy not for men it's not but for chicks it really appears as if it is 0. o personally witnessed female co workers get preferable treatment everywhere iv worked for years and heard similar things from any honest people iv talked to on the subject. Yeah I think worst case scenario you get blackmailed into a blowjob :P
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- omgjassy
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  Yeah right🙄 And bring blackmailed into a bj is rape. It’s not xD
- omgjassy
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  Being not bring***
- Shamalien
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  @omgjassy Yah but rape fantasies are so common, and y'all could still quit the job, so u have that choice
- Shamalien
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  @omgjassy i mean honestly tell me you wouldn't like to be blackmailed into a bj for the fun of it :P like u could quit ur job or give the bj, ur call, u decided to bring sexuality into the workplace if ur rubbin em out at work lol
- omgjassy
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  You’re a disturbed person.
- Shamalien
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  @omgjassy oh comon im just fking with you XD
- omgjassy
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  My answer would be see you in court
- omgjassy
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  The hell we ain’t
- Shamalien
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  @omgjassy yah and here we are back to some real double standards... you'd go to court for getting fired over masturbating in the office, with your claim that ur boss gave u the choice between a bj or quitting? U should not win that case, because any decent person would just quit
- Shamalien
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  like imagine a dude doing the same thing, got caught jerking off in the office, was given the choice between eating his female boss out or quitting, and he takes her to court. Really?
- omgjassy
  +1 y
  Like I said you’re a disturbed person
- Shamalien
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  @omgjassy easy thing to assert, hard thing to argue, my brain hemispheres communicate where as yours are in cognitive dissonance
- smalls95
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  Lol. This guy has watched too many pornos. If anyone, male or female attempted to blackmail someone into a sexual act, they should be fired and they would be fired. Women don’t get special treatment especially in the workplace but that’s irrelevant to the question I posed. Stay on topic :)
- Shamalien
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  women do get special treatment in the workplace, all the fking time, seen it with my own eyes
- smalls95
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  We also get sexually harassed in our workplace and don’t feel safe or comfortable. You wouldn’t know how that feels as a man though. Don’t act like it’s better for women. In addition we are paid less and often called pet names to belittle us. I’ve experienced all of that and I’m only 25. You can say all you want the work place is favorable to women but it’s statistically and observably untrue.
- Shamalien
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  I don't know where you're getting your stats. Literally never seen of or heard of any sexual harassment in any of the places me or any of my friends have worked at. It's pretty fking rare these days because everyone is a raging feminist and you get fired instantly. I can't even say something ever so slightly offensive or belittling towards women or I'd be fired in a heartbeat, but they can talk shit about men all day. You have no fucking idea what you are talking about you deluded idiot. I was pretty much joking about the sexy office shit but this is real, you are big time wrong on this. Pay gap... HAHAHAH GET OUT OF HERE that shit has been debunked a million times and anyone who's taken a statistics course can tell you that! For the same job and same amount of hours worked, women make AT LEAST what men do if not more and you are free to see the breakdown if you wanna do a teency weency bit of research. I've heard your side a million times, personally went through the exercise of proving it to be false, so I'm not interested in stomaching your lies.
- smalls95
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  Lol. I have literally experienced it first hand and you’re saying it doesn’t exist. You can’t say these things don’t happen when someone has told you it’s happened to them. If you want to deny the experiences of others just because you haven’t experienced it yourself, that just makes you feeble minded and apathetic. I feel sorry for you.
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