Have you ever named one of your Sex Toys?

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Most Helpful Girls

  • That would be weird, but it would be useful. If someone asks what did you do Saturday night - I spent some time with Terry. He woke me up on the next morning and we had a lot of fun together. And later Lydia joined us, we had such a good time that I was left breathless.

  • Naaaah

Most Helpful Guys

  • I named my dildo, HornyPurple

    I am bad at coming up with names lol

  • My wife has a large blue glass dildo she calls "Big Blue"... lol

    • Thanks for MHGuy.

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  • My toys are advertised with names - Tako and Bumblehooves.
    I never came up with anything by myself.
    Name my toys for me! :D

    Have you ever named one of your Sex Toys?
    • Hentai and horse dick sound about right... The hentai thing looks like it feels interesting

  • lol Maybe a husband I still have out in Egypt can Recall and All. xx

  • I jokingly call mine "marital aids" (as they were once called), "labor saving devices", Mr. Hitachi and sometimes B. O. B.

    My friend had this very large purple vibrator or dildo she called "Barney". Unfortunately, her new husband caught Barney in the background of some nice posed pics he took of his new bride on their honeymoon, in their hotel room. A friend saw them as they were being passed around a family barbecue and quickly grabbed all the photos so grandma did not have to see her grandaughter's giant dinosaur-weener sex toy.

    • OMG that is hilarious... I would have been mortified...

    • @MlleCake Similar story, I was helping my ex move from her old apartment to a new one when the tub of her toys was dropped and broke open all over the place in front of her mom, dad, brother and sister. Nothing like a couple dildos and blowup dolls sliding across the floor to make jaws drop. But she took it like a champ and jumped down with everyone staring and swooped them back into the tub and went back to moving. I was laughing my ass off in the truck...

  • My first was a green vibrator named Buzz light year

  • No, never

  • All my sex toys have been real people 😂

  • Nope.

  • Can't say I have mate

  • nahhh

  • Nope.

  • Nope.

  • I never gave naming my sex toys a thought.

  • I don't even have any sex toys but I know if I did I would have a lotta trouble coming up with names for them lol

  • Yeah I named my toy, right @blubblubblub? 😂😂 <3

  • Nope

  • Nope.

  • I have no names for them lol

  • yea i named a few of them
    1 is daddy lol
    2nd is james
    and 3rd is poppy

    • great names!

    • @QuietRunner thanks

  • I named my strapon Miss Dirty Fucking lol

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