Have you ever refused a one night stand because their mother cooks a shit breakfast?

A while back a guy invited me back to his, but I turned him down, because last time his mother served cheap supermarket bacon at breakfast. I think the reason so many guys can't get sex while others get it really easy is because of their mothers breakfast cooking abilities.

I assume you all agree.
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Superb Opinion

  • I have my own house and I buy real, thick-cut bacon, because why even bother with crappy bacon (and turkey bacon can fuck right off).

    Breakfast food is not difficult to cook, but nothing can overcome bad ingredients.

    Also, get yourself a Lodge cast-iron griddle if you make breakfast very often. Nothing is better.

    Have you ever refused a one night stand because their mother cooks a shit breakfast?

Most Helpful Guy

  • Lamont, laughing here.

    not breakfast but cooking in general.

    I dated a girl and was invited back to her house, because I desperately wanted to get in to her pants, I put up with her dad’s poor conversation and then potentially the worst food I have eaten.

    it was fucking disgusting and like the clown I am I ate it all up, I was that fixated on Pussy Pie and cream.

    yeah I got that great bit of sex.

    that morning I was really ill, and it continued like a scene from the poltergeist, went to med centre and was diagnosed with food poisoning, this was then upgraded to serious food poisoning and went to Barry Hospital, then St David’s (?)

    yeah it was a really short date as she objected to me saying it was either her mother’s cooking of her slice of pussy pie.

    • Okaaay? Well I think this one was juuuust a bit too long. Also because of the length, and all of the details it really isn’t THAT clear that you were joking, but the “Dick Veins”… that was a masterpiece! no matter what, we’ll always have “Dick Veins” …and Paris!

Most Helpful Girls

  • I just never did one night stands. I especially wouldn't for a man who can't even cook our own damn breakfast the next day. I am not meeting your mom after a one-time fuck -sesh.

  • Um no I have not if I don’t like the food I’ll just say I’m not hungry. But it’s nice enough that she offered plus your there for him not his mom

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • You decide whether or not sleep with the guy based on what quality bacon you're gonna be served at breakfast afterwards?
    You are in desperate need of a man in your life and not a boy...

  • well, it is the most important meal of the day so... xD

  • what in the fuck. how old are you? their mom is being nice as hell and thats high key rude as shit.

  • He’s mom better not bring me food after I just slept with her son. That’s not normal.

  • Lol yeah?

  • I agree most of the bacon at the grocery store is very sad and I certainly wouldn't inflict it on you.

  • Lol ! you bucking for the troll of the day award this early? :)

    • She didn't earn her Master title by waiting around. 😉 Class act, this one.

  • That’s such an odd reason to refuse a one night stand lmao
    Like what does his moms cooking skills have to do with anything

  • I've had breakfast in bed with my girlfriend cooked by the Mom. Awkward but the food was so good. I married her. First evil wife.
    Her parents loved me more than she did.

    • It was chili made with meat from pigs feet and an omelette. So good.

    • Pigs trotters add a silky finish to a lot of meat dishes but decent ones are getting hard to find

    • I actually had a cousin whose Mom would come get her diaphragm from her daughter while they're both still in bed and wash it for her and leave it in the bathroom.😳

  • I don't think I have.
    by the way, I'm the one making breakfast at my house. No complaints so far. 😉😂

  • Look I'm not a 21 anymore, but if I were, I would appreciate it if you could tell me that the reason why we're not going to bring each other to the heights of physical pleasure is because you don't want to wake up to the smell of my mom cooking cheap bacon so that I could buy us some yogurt and strawberries.

  • Wait... if you were to go back to their place again, doesn't that kinda go against the ONE in "one night stand", therefore not making it a one night stand anymore to begin with?

  • If it were me, I would have a problem staying overnight in your parent's home. Remember the video about the boyfriend coming to pick you up and having to meet your dad. and him not wanting any kids that didn't measure up to have sex with his daughter? that would be the same when asking a guy to stay overnight.

  • You would have loved my mother's quality breakfasts. 😄

  • Lol no weird

  • Haha this is so funny. But no.

  • Thank god that’s never happened to me.

  • LOL... mommy doesn't cook for the sluts that service me... they go home hungry

  • You are trolling again 😅 But mom jokes can be too much beyond the red line honestly 😅

  • None of my one night stands still live with their mother.

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