Have you ever stuck your dick in something and regretted it?

Question

If you put a box in a room, a cat will automatically go and sit in it. Similarly if a guy spots a hole he'll stick his dick in the minute he's alone.
So, xxcluding your ex, have you ever thought that looks fuckable and then regretted it?

Have you ever stuck your dick in something and regretted it?

Paul_in_Indy · Accepted Answer

Other than that skanky with the saggy tits in my homeroom?

Actually, the hot chile thing might not be so bad. I once fooled around with a girl who had just been making tamales for a church fundraiser. She had just come from peeling roasted roasted chiles on an assembly line, and about 15 minutes into foreplay, I realized that my penis was on fire from the capsaicin on her hands. It was shockingly uncomfortable. I ran to hold it under running water and scrub it with soap, and that was even worse—but, eventually, the burning subsided. After we stopped laughing and got back in the mood, she climbed into my lap…and after about a minute, the fire was back…and about 30 seconds later, she felt it too. What resulted was a wild and crash inferno of a completely unique simultaneous orgasm. We were both in pain, but the tingling hypersensitivity was so intense. I can’t describe it except to say that I couldn’t bring myself to willingly repeat it, but it was also one of the most amazing sexual experiences of my life.

Andres77 · Accepted Answer

There was a guy that worked at a pickle plant. He always had this urge to stick his dick in the pickle slicer. One day he decided to go for it.

later that day he’s at the pub and a buddy from work sits beside him. The buddy notices that the first guy is really down and already drunk. The buddy asks him what’s wrong.

worker. I got fired today.

buddy. Why? What happened?

worker. I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer and got caught.

buddy. Dude, that sucks. What happened to the pickle slicer?

worker. She got fired too.

19magic · Accepted Answer

So far the weirdest vid I've seen is a guy masturbating into dough and anytime the dough got too stretchy he'd knead it and poke a new hole in it and kept fucking it

Brainsbeforebeauty · Accepted Answer

Don't have a dick so just here for the replies🧐🤣

Guy13 · Answer

Nope…

jennyPuss · Answer

Do clits count for this question?

molonski2 · Answer

I never have myself ( other than some questionable women over the years ) but I had a mate , who used to fck a hole full with rump steak ! These days it would be cheaper to grab a skanky hooker , once you have blown in that meat , its really all over.

StrongMale · Answer

I pushed my dick into a woodpecker hole in a tree once. It felt wildly good at first, which caused it to get fully aroused, at which point I couldn’t stop and had to keep going till I finished, by which time my penis acquired quite a few slivers and scratches. So.. yeah.. regerts. 😵

summiter · Answer

Purple the only places I have stuck it in have been: my right hand when jerking off, lots of wonderful vaginas, some willing girls mouths and hands and anal twice. Great orgasms every time!

dustybiker · Answer

Bit jealously wishing I had this problem.

Bricealan · Answer

"Purple" you are such a sweet, twisted young woman". Anyway, a pepper, is too small to put a penis in! I almost put my penis in a food processer, and then decided that would be a bad idea, same with a sausage grinder, bad idea!

Msputiton · Answer

Oh lawdy.

AviatorTom · Answer

I hate to admit this, but I did try a jar of peanut butter once, and regretted it. Do you know how hard it is to get sticky peanut butter off the male body part. 😲

josephinelcajon · Answer

Yes I was like 8 or 9 stuck it in a vase and got stuck and had to ask my mom for help. It felt amazing but at the same time embarrassing.

goaded · Answer

I tried out the advice in your picture. It was hot!

bean2k21 · Answer

Heroin junkies

nomandik · Answer

I might if I have sex with you but other than that no

exitseven · Answer

I just think about the urban legend about the guy who sticks his dick in a glory hole and somebody on the other side sticks a big hat pin through it

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Not yet, I've loved all the girls I ever fucked.

Ld775 · Answer

My ex...

Makeushiver · Answer

Funny you showed the picture of jalapeno peppers. I trained at a culinary school in NY State and there was a student whose job was to roast and peel jalapenos. He had to take a leak in the middle of doing this and in the process got the capsaicin transferred from his hands to his dick. He told the chef/instructor what had happened and he was sent to the nurse. The nurse poured him a glass of milk and told him to stick his dick in the milk until she said stop. A lot of people came and went from that first aid station and every one of them asked, "Why does that guy have his dick in a glass of milk"