Have you ever stuck your dick in something and regretted it?

Question

If you put a box in a room, a cat will automatically go and sit in it. Similarly if a guy spots a hole he'll stick his dick in the minute he's alone.
So, xxcluding your ex, have you ever thought that looks fuckable and then regretted it?

Have you ever stuck your dick in something and regretted it?

KostasKouvalis · Answer

Being a Pollack, it's in my genes to improvise if I don't have something. So a few years ago, I tried to use a keyring from work as a makeshift cockring. It fit fine around the shaft when I was soft, and it was only after I started to grow that I realized I'd made a serious mistake.

Quidthonian · Answer

Yes. I bought an electric penis pump. I wanted to see what the maximum setting felt like. The toy drew blood from inside of the urethra on that setting. "Well, I'm not doing that again...".

Tztop2006 · Answer

Not stick my dick in but as a horny teen I used soap in the shower as lube, by the way soap is an abrasive which means I rubbed my dick raw, and was in so much pain for 3 days.

macjets007 · Answer

Nope lol Just like wet ass pussy

Pete671 · Answer

yes my sister's school summer dress, but only because she caught me with it wrapped round my dick lol,,

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

I don’t think so. About the jalapeño pepper, I don’t think it’s big enough for me to do it.

legalboxers · Answer

no.. can't say I have

Jenny-Marie · Answer

Yes, my trouser zip. Excruciatingly painful.

The other thing was my hand. I was cooking and had been preparing very hot chillies. I made a massive mistake; I didn't wash my hands before having a pee. Within seconds, I was finishing peeing in the wash basin while I dangled for several painful minutes under fast flowing cold water. A very painful mistake not to be repeated.

Surely · Answer

If you say so. I will take your word for it!

Manny58 · Answer

Well I had this one girl who was a naughty girl who was interested in locking my dick in a chastiyy cage. And then she never gave me d key. Some kind of a sadist. Finally when I removed it my size actually reduced. It was three months

OddBeMe · Answer

No, luckily I've been rather hesitant with my penis.

Zolly99999 · Answer

Objects no... a couple of women yes...

FckY0u998 · Answer

vacuum cleaner, dishwasher and no i didn't regret it

Charliefretz329 · Answer

I tied my penis to a door and knocked hard when I was about 8 years old… regretted the agony when the door was flung open lmao

jmsinaz · Answer

In what I was led to believe was a single female; turns out she lied to my wife and I and was just looking to have sex with a couple to spite her boyfriend.

msc545 · Answer

Yes - many deranged women!

SmokinAces2000 · Answer

No..

rohitbiruli008 · Answer

Two bunker bed closed to each other, I put my dick in between them and started to fuck through it. Later I cum on done boy who was sleeping downside. Lol I think I was 13-14. I was in hostel