Have you ever used anything as lube and wished you hadn't?

We've all been there, horny as fuck desperate for a good ass pounding, you reach for your regular lube and it's empty. Only one thing for it, find a substitute quick. But have you ever regretted using an ad hoc lube? Did it burn or sting? Cause an allergic reaction? Ruin your clothes?

(I really don't recommend using liquid soap from a dispenser in a toilet, it burns)
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I have used regular lube that was just too sticky after while. Other than that. Ladies usually ask me to bring olive oil. I usually dont need lube or if I do it works great. Lube is wonderful with condoms on.

  • She tried it for a handjob.

    Have you ever used anything as lube and wished you hadn't?

    It burned!!!

Most Helpful Girls

  • Yes, I used Vaseline once when I was young.

    It is petroleum based and not good.

    It didn't help that he just shoved it in all at once either!

    I use organic edible lube now and love it!

    Have you ever used anything as lube and wished you hadn't?
  • No, but I had a boyfriend once who wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed and thought it would be kinky to pour whiskey on my kitty before he ate me out.

    • Omg😂

    • @Morphius yeah...

    • I wish I didn't know anything about the feeling from making that same damn mistake

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  • Lol we all did

  • Accidentally grabbed the Gorilla Glue in the dark. Never again!!!

  • Next time use olive oil.

  • Why do I get the feeling that you're in that exact situation right now? You naughty little tart! Serves you right. No lube for you!

  • I used vaseline once and it was not good for me or my partner. Got sticky and was hard to clean out and off.
    Butter works good in a pinch.

  • Bar soap was a stupid fucking idea.

  • Bar soap and coconut hair oil. Both gave me such burn.. 🌚

  • Shampoo

  • I have this aloe vera patch.. I usually use a green leaf to moisturize my face..
    But this one time.

    I used its raw gel for rubbing one of..
    I jerked off really hard.. 😂😂
    Just add a little water to its gel.. It's perfect

  • Years ago, Vick’s Vapor Rub... holy fucking hell she and I were on fire and trying to wash that crap off for a while!

  • Shampoo
    For some reason it burned and dried up the skin on my head and foreskin, and it started peeling off

  • old fashioned peanut butter

  • I can agree with you on the liquid soap substitute. 😂

  • Shampoo was not the best and definitely not in the ocean

    • 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 You have to be grateful you weren't lubricated with shampoo in some public pool anywhere instead lol

  • I used a lotion once that i didn't know had coconut in it. Yeah not fun.

  • Vicks. Don't!

  • Vaseline

  • Chilli oil. Although it was an accident

  • Yes. I heard that coconut oil could be used. Yeah do not use it Its not as good as lube.

  • We once used heating massage oil it was bad the more you rub it the hotter it got our parts were on fire felt like we were fucking a ghost pepper

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