Have you ever used your boyfriend's penis as a sword?

[TonyTheGuid0]

To slay the dragon?

[Sangita93]

A sword penis is a term used to identify a man's penis after he has enjoyed lancing a woman's vagina while she is on her period. Upon withdrawal of the penis, his penis is covered in blood; hence it appears like a sword after it has been removed from a deep, incisive, bloody wound. We have enjoyed sex during my period many times, and it is not painful or dirty. It was enjoyable for both of us always.
Here is something I had read somewhere.
The penis is mightier than the sword
The penis is bigger than the sword
The penis is fatter than the sword
The penis is against the sword
The penis is the sword
The penis is sword
The penis is sword stabs thousands of women and girls everyday
In the back, up the butt, and sometimes in the mouth and eye,
It finds innocent victims and draws blood so they’re never the same —
If it attacks without warning, it often leaves a scar,
But if welcomed, the penis is sword prevails to strike again
It is made of wood for different times of day:
Morning Wood for duels when you have
To annoy your partner to participate;
Lunchtime Wood is used for that quick duel, and
Bedtime Wood for duels that usually end with a headache
The handle consists Of separate parts that make up the whole:
The shaft is where you hold it, With a finger-ring for more control As the blade extends

The penis sword has rules for owning:
1-You want a big one, or you’ll need to learn extra moves to get up to speed
2-Never touch another man’s without permission
3-Never attempt a duel after drinking too much whiskey — More often than not, you’ll lose it
4-You don’t need a partner to practice
5-You must embellish the number of duels you’ve been in
6-Always keep it protected to avoid a fate like Sporus
7-There are special ones made for women

When holding the shaft get a good grip or it won’t be very sturdy, And when you are ready to scrap watch out for all of the
Blade, it is never just the tip , The tip is like a rattlesnake’s fang,
Be careful of getting injected With the venom, it can be dangerous —
Adolescents are especially susceptible to the lifetime consequences
So if you have a penis sword and are looking to play, And duel with me because you’re bored, You’d better think twice and put it away;
They say the penis is mightier than the sword
And I feel like writing today as I am stabbed with his sword just now.

[Bshu2jdbxb]

Wow awesome I can't think about my sword

[EmbraceThePain]

I’ve used my own to slay a dragon.
Very effective and powerful, almost overkill.

[SammyJoey]

No dragon, but I've used it during a bank robbery.

[DanZaan133]

Nope, mine is a lightsaber but I only follow the Jedi way