Have you tried The Pee Stick Dating Trick?

Question

Here's a great tip to get girls to approach you. It never fails. This trick works best on beaches where people walk dogs.

1) erect a stick in your garden and let your dog pee on it. Dogs will naturally do this. If you haven't got a dog just erect the stick in a park and collect it the next day.
2) when on the beach erect your pee stick close to you.
3) every passing dog will come over for a sniff and a piss, followed quickly by their owners who are horrified at their dog relieving itself near you.
4) laugh it off, make a fuss of the dog, chat up the owner.

Remember the more dogs that pee on your stick the more pussy you get.
And yes girls this trick attracts guys too.

MrOracle · Accepted Answer

You don't need the stick if you have your own dog. Girls often want to "meet" the dog, and opportunities to talk to them present themselves thusly. Sure, you also get dudes and grandmas, but when you are nice to them, the girls are even more likely to approach.

Maybe the only thing better is an infant for attracting women, but I don't have that kind of commitment/desperation - I'll stick with my dog...

ohshee · Accepted Answer

Ok time for you to move up. What comes after Master
I think you have all your boxes checked off..
Your beautiful Hot
Your wise
Your bold
Your funnier than Fuck
You have some of the best Questions
You ask Questions that are over people's heads
Your grandma is funny
And the latest one you are hella smart

Ez-Bri-Z · Accepted Answer

The logic is strong with this one. Men, you know what you need to do now.

charon142 · Answer

I don't know if I should be amazed by the thing I read or be amazed at where your brain goes when you're alone :|

DonkeyDan · Answer

Lol brilliant, just hope the owner doesn't look like their dog 😂

AviatorTom · Answer

@purplepoppy Sounds like you've had some experience with this. Is there an equivalent for girls?

bean2k21 · Answer

I like to make fun of dogs in Europe when they pee. I say, hey European.

Mac-One · Answer

@purplepoppy What about people with female dogs?

exitseven · Answer

I couls see where that could work. I use to take my infant son to the beach. I should have rented him out as a chick magnet.

Phoenix98 · Answer

Or you could just you know go to a dog park.

Andres77 · Answer

You're brilliant!

Twalli · Answer

My dog is more likely to eat the stick

Smartman5 · Answer

There may be different and easier methods instead of dealing with it. Also, the owner of a dog can be a man. Not only women have dogs.

Jerre · Answer

No, I don’t need a pee stick to attract a woman. Just lie on the beach with an erection showing under my swim suit

Shy_Steve · Answer

Problem is I don't have a Dog.

Guido · Answer

I can't walk my dog anywhere without every woman I pass wanting to pet my dog and of course chat me up too. Another reason why dogs are a man's best friend. They make a good wingman. They attract the women, get them to come to you and don't wand any of the action. Well maybe a crotch sniff as he is just the right height.