“He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.” - George Carlin?

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  • Admittedly men actually screwed up. In Genesis, Eve is tricked by the serpent into eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge of Good and Evil. But if you read it properly you find the knowledge doesn't come through until Adam eats it.

    The rest of the Bible, when it refers to the original Fall, makes it clear that Adam sinned. Eve was just deceived. Adam made a conscious decision to disobey God. He'd also not told Eve the right command. God told Adam "Don't eat it". Adam told Eve "Don't eat it or touch it" or the punishment was death. That embellishment let the serpent touch the fruit, putting the idea that the command was false in Eve's head.

    God creates Man, then Woman. Man fucks up. God redeems Mankind through another Man - Jesus.

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  • Why would a supernatural creature have a penis? Seriously? Why? Yahweh can conjure life out of thin air and does not need to have sex or dispose of waste.

    More proof the Bible is just desert tribals tripping out and making shit up.

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  • God is thought of as a He because of the fact that the scriptures lean that way. Also, God the Son was a male. God made man first and then made him a helper - a woman (means from man). If God was a female he would have made the men getting pregnant, not women. 😅😄

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  • Guess he forgot that part in Genesis where it says God made man in his image.🤭

  • Both men and women are made in God's image, so obviously God is not exclusively masculine.

  • George Carlin is my favorite comedian. He had an excellent insight into humanity. May he rest in peace.

  • I think that's called comedy, not philosophy.

  • Never thought anybody could fuck up our country as bad as our president has done in the past three years.

  • Disagree. God would be God regardless of gender and God didn't fuck up anything. satan, eve and Adam fucked up everything.

    • Wouldn’t it have been satan and eve who manipulated Adam into joining them?

    • As far as I’m concerned Adam was innocent

    • I've wanted that too. But then man had dominion over all of earth including woman. If he had refused eve would be lost a new woman provided leaving Eve, I guess doomed for eternity. So I assume Adam was very much in love with her and here we are. Fallen state. He did try to put blame upon God by having been given her. I finally understand why when talked about it's always Adam never mentioning her leading role in this. Adam should have kept a tighter hand on her and didn't. Plus women always say "well he didn't have to eat it too", I say right. He should had let her burn for eternity... huh.

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  • If there is a god it doesn’t have genitals I like the point of view of freemasonry. They just call it “the great architect” and there’s no specific religion

  • God has no gender. The Lord Jesus taught God is a spirit.

    And George Carlin is a heathen moron who went to hell.

    • I’m sure you’ll meet Carlin there someday

    • I seriously doubt it because I'm going to heaven because I put my trust in Jesus..

    • So did an onlyfans prostitute who became a millionaire before suddenly finding God. Pretty sure she’s going to hell. You’re no different

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  • I disagree - women are pros at fucking things up and also not know how to fix them and not caring to try.

  • Ugh. George Carlin. 🙄