help!!! fish stuck in my girlfriends ass!!!?

we were fucking around and thought it would be funny (don't judge!), but the fins on its back and stomach are stiff and latch onto her sphincter? should i take her to a hospital? what do i do?
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ok she just agreed to go to emergency room, leaving now thanks
+1 y
fish is out now, but the doctor and nurses were assholes >_<
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Most Helpful Girls

  • so you suffocate a defenseless fish just for fun. you guys suck.

    people go to the e. r. for hamsters cellphones. all sorts of stuff up their butt.

    if you are not trolling quit fucking around. get off this site and take her to the freaking hospital and stop killing things for no reason.

    too bad if she's embarrassed. thats karma.. poor fish.

  • So many things you could have put in there and a dead fish sounded like a great idea... well now fish is off the list so we can all avoid that in the future

    • yeah, fish is off the menu...

    • I'm pretty sure it wasn't on there before

  • "... and next on Sex Sent Me to the ER..."

    That really sucks. Go to the hospital.

  • I hope you're lying.

    • i wish i was :(

    • It's just hard for me to believe that a girl let you do that.

    • wwe were joking about stupid shit and she thought it was funny and wanted to try, goddamnit

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  • Pay very close attention to what you're told in the emergency room, and what everyone (doctors, nurses, parents, girlfriend, the fish) says, as it will be crucial to making this story even funnier when telling it at parties and BBQs for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.

    • why would we tell people she had a fish stuck there? she's embarassed to even go to a doctor right now?

    • You kind of have to tell a doctor, you cretin.

    • i know, i'm trying to convince her now. would just an EMT work, or emergency room?

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  • Good it's out. What the hell kind of fish was it?

    • no idea, don't know anything about fish. something her little brother caught

    • Wow. Was it alive or dead at the time? See, already you two have a really interesting story to tell! ... I bet it was scary and embarrassing too ><

    • ... and you guys are going to visit a sex store after this, right? ;)

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  • Do you even have a fishing license?

  • She can't shit it out?

    • the fins on its back and stomach are stiff and latch onto her sphincter

    • Well I don't see how you could siphon it out or something... you can't grab it with your fingers? I don't think fish fins are THAT stiff.

    • no, the fins might cut her, and if she start bleeding, i can't help that

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  • now that's a story you will always remember

  • Weird people...

  • beats my sex stories

  • this can't be true...

  • that's normal. nothing to worry about

    • it normal? well what the fuck do other people do? is just an EMT ok or should we go to an emergency room?

    • i'm jk dude i have no idea.

    • you can't stick your fingers inside and pull it out?

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  • So hows the fish, is it ok what the doc say?

    • The fish is no longer with (or in) us.

  • Who the hell puts a fish up someone's ass

    • itd be funny if she wasn't crying right now, dick