Help how can I become gay?

Okay I need to become gay. I am terrified of women I CANNOT ever be with a women since I do not have an 8 or above penis. Women are scary people they are evil people I don't even like talking to them but I still need sex but I have no attraction whatsoever to men zip nada. I need some tips on how to become a homosexual
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Is this a troll post? Because this sounds super troll.

    1. You can't magically become gay, being gay isn't a choice. That's insulting when you consider the history of gays, where gays were told to stop choosing to be gay and weird, and if they didn't they were ostracized from their communities, their families often turned their backs on them, there were many crimes committed against them, etc. If they could be straight, if sexual orientation was a choice, don't you think they would have chosen to be straight? Sexual orientation is not a choice.

    2. Stop generalizing. Because if we're going to do that, guys are basically just big dicks walking around wanting sex and waiting to cheat. And despite knowing lots of girls who got cheated on, knowing guys who have cheated, I know it's not true. Because I do know good guys who are good husbands and boyfriends, who are faithful to their partner. And I'm sure you know some females who are nice.

    3. Stop obsessing over dick size. OMG, can guys get over this already? How many times do women need to tell you that as long as it's not a micropenis, IT DOESN'T MATTER. Actually, if it's too large, IT HURTS and IT'S SCARY. You do realize that most guys do not have 8+ penis, the average penis length is around 5" length and 4" girth. Clearly other guys are getting laid without having an 8+ penis, SO GET OVER IT ALREADY.

  • Go to gay camp. It's like those straight camps gay people go to to turn straight, but it's for straight people to turn gay. They bombard you with photos of nude men, Shirley Temple and musicals and you leave a month later suddenly liking dick.

  • what makes you think that a gay man would be okay with a dick that's small and below 8"?

    • I can be the bottom

    • And plus gay men don't bring out a measuring stick with them wherever they go like women do I mean why on earth do girls carry purses

    • lol you think women carry purses so that they have a place to store their measuring sticks? It never occurred to you that maybe that's where we keep our mints, lipsticks, nailcutters, hairbrushes, tampons...

Most Helpful Guys

  • "__I am terrified of women__"
    "__no attraction whatsoever to men zip nada__"
    If you aren't bisexual, you just can't decide to 'be gay'.
    in my opinion there's no good reason you should 'become' gay.

    I don't know the bad things you imagine about women, but eachwoman is different. Just meet a 'good' one. And penis size MIGHT be more important to gays than to women.

  • you can't become gay, just like I can't become straight. it just doesn't work like that

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  • Weekly sessions of electroshock therapy, a bible and praying the straight away.

    • That's becoming not gay..

  • Try becoming a whole other species instead.

  • Step 1: start vaping
    After that nature will takes its course

    • Lmao. Hell yes. 👊

    • Who. The. Fuck. Down voted this?

    • Someone who vapes, lmao.

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  • I'm with a man who doesn't have an 8" penis and I don't think I'm evil. Lol.

    But whatever good luck s'ing D's.

  • I'm not evil and I'm cis-woman

  • You can't. But you CAN become a hermit or crazy cat guy

    • Cat ftw

  • Condition yourself to get off to gay porn, thoughts, acts etc. until your brain used gay triggers to signal arousal

  • You find men physically attractive and want to kiss and fuck them. There you go.

  • This is what you do. Stop whining and stop generalising. You can't change your sexuality unless you just want a dick up your ass crack and have a relationship with somebody without being attracted to them

  • Dude perhaps you should see someone. Thinking like that is not healthy at all.

  • it's 2017

  • All woman are not evil man!

    • Are u evil?

  • Date a sissy guy who crossdress for u but have a dick

  • Lmao. Abandon all hope!

  • ok first off there are a lot of females on here that don't care if you have an average penis and are single

  • if you aren't attracted to men, you aren't gay...

  • just try it out with a friend or something, or look at gay porn to see if you would like to do that

  • Be with a transsexual woman.

  • women are evel creatures. they scare the shit out of me.

    • Nothing scarier than somebody who's graduated school with sub par English skills.

    • it was a keyboard mistake. you see you just scared me you grammer nazi.

  • We are not all evil. And no need for 8 or above penis, you still can please a woman.
    You can't become gay if you don't feel attracted to men.
    Just find a nice and sweet girl.