Help me figure out what's going on in his pants? (NEED DICK EXPERTS)?

Sorry this is crazy as hell. But the lead singer of my favorite band (Ed Roland of Collective Soul) has this mystery going in with all of his fans… he always has a noticable bulge in his pants at like every show! I’m a young virgin woman so I have no clue what I’m looking at. Are those his balls making that bulge? The dick? If so, where is the dick positioned? Someone told me he's not wearing underwear. It's just weird to me that he all of a sudden has a noticable cock on this tour. He's 59, and of all the years he's being touring, nobody has seen his 3rd leg before.
I’m just fascinated with why it’s SO noticable (and maybe I do have a massive crush on him...) Do you think he knows he's doing this, or not? Does he not give a shit? Here are some pics and video for dick experts out there to explore lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7mRCDQc0Tk

Check out this photo… what’s happening here? I swear I can see his entire cock and balls or am I imagining things?

Help me figure out whats going on in his pants? (NEED DICK EXPERTS)?

I literally made a dick collage, sorry lol:

Help me figure out whats going on in his pants? (NEED DICK EXPERTS)?

Most up close someone has ever shot a video of his dick (accidentally) lol:

Help me figure out whats going on in his pants? (NEED DICK EXPERTS)?

Just wondering if someone could help me figure out where his dick is and what exactly I’m looking at, and most importantly, WHY is the bulge so noticable? As a girl, it always fascinates me how guys can pack it all in their pants and not be so noticable like Ed is here. What the hell is going on? Is his underwear too thin? Does he have a huge cock? I literally can't even imagine what he's got configured under there lol.

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  • first of all, he is obviously wearing slim pants in all of these pics, so no wonder his tools will look bulged like that, second of all, it's normal when a guy get an erection to point out like the one with the white pants for example, it would be much less obvious if he had tucked his dick up, then his erection wouldn't be so noticeable, third of all he some of these look exaggerated like the one he is wearing a hat, it looks like he is stuffing something down there, I don't if guys do that now, and finally there's a chance of course he has a really big dick, in that case it would be a bit harder to hide that of course.

    • The one where he's wearing a hat- do you mean the video or pictures? They're both only a week a a part and I think he's wearing the same pants. I actually saw him in concert and I took those pics. Oh he was seriously packing something there, whether just his dick or something, else, I don't know but his pants were SO tight that I believe it's a genuine dick. Here's a video so you can see better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2vjZlxvj3g

    • Check out this video. At the 0:50 mark I can clearly see his whole dick as he turns around. I may have answered my own question. But then it's the tight pants doing this? And is the head of the dick point upwards? So am I seeing any balls there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCjOLvg99Qk

    • I think he is not wearing an underpants too, because when he jumps you can clearly see everything is jumping, so he is most likely not erect and his dick is just relaxed and it's big, that's why it's obvious, also his balls are visible too.

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  • Yes , there are a number of vocalists who this happens to , he gets an erection when performing , he is not the only way , its like a 3/4 fat..

    There is a ripper one on YouTube , UK guy on " youve got talent " every time he sings in public he cracks a massive erection.

Most Helpful Girl

  • are these all of the same guy? because there's at least one pic where the bulge is definitely not a penis but something he carried in his pocket. I suspiciously shaped like a penis, which makes me wonder if the other ones are also fakes

    • That pic is his vape in his pocket but he has a bulge there. They're all the same guy. I just cropped the images

    • Yup fake. PM me you know me it's a new account

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  • Slim pants show buldge. And he is not hard you are seeing his D and balls pointing forward

    • Thanks, that's the the simple answer I needed to hear!

  • Could be a salami sausage. I am not joking I have seen artists on stage (I used to be in a band as a drummer) and the front men put rolled up socks, something phallic shaped down there to accentuate the area on stage. One put a salami down there

    • Lmfao he doesn't have for that. I've met him in his house before and his dick was HUGEEEE and point straight out at me. I think he had an erection that time tbh. It was just straight out man.

  • Maybe he has his pants tailor-made to accommodate his giant dick.

  • Hahaha i believe you already got your answers from others. Anyway so did you like to imagine his bulge and balls and their shape being seen? 🙈

    • Lol I don't have to imagine anything, he's putting it all out on display already!

    • You can't see the actual stuff tho, just the impressions of it lol. I had a friend online who got more excited seeing such impressions than seeing the actual things hahaha

    • I've never seen an actual dick in real life, so this is pretty close to me. Yeah I watch porn all the time but it's not the same as actually seeing a man's dick in front of you, especially touching it. I'm very attracted to Ed so, knowing this is all I will ever see of his dick, I consider myself very lucky. He's basic giving me all that he can while still being a married rock star lol!

  • You mean dickppert, lol. He was hard.

    • You think he's hard throughout an entire show that often?

    • Possibly. If he was horny enough.

    • Well he's 59 and married for over 15 years. So I don't see why he would be horny all the time at shows. He's super relaxed all the time and he says he goes to bed right after all the shows 'cause he's old, lol. So I mean he sounds like an old dude to me. I don't know what would make a 59 year old that hard and horny all the time. I thought it was harder to sustain an erection as a man gets older. I don't know what a sex life or libido level looks like for a dude approaching 60. I know every guy is different. But it just shocks me to think he was hard in all of these. Maybe 1, or 2 max. But lord when he was younger we hardly saw his dick at all and I know he was horny AF lol

  • You NEED to get laid.

    • LMFAO I know man

  • we DM me -
    I have no public things to show but I do but private ones

  • My guess, given his age and the history you've stated, is that it's probably something to keep him from pissing his pants, but made to look like a dick bulge instead of a diaper.

    • He's not 90 for chrissake he's only 59 he can hold his piss

    • My dad had his prostate removed due to cancer at 57 and had to wear one.

    • Well Ed is healthy and never has gone through that. I have good contacts with him. They would've told me if he had that going on. I was that his brother has a bigger dick than him, but I did not get details on his size lol

  • He probably started stuffing a dildo down there. It wouldn't be the first time a musician put things down their pants for a more noticeable bulge.