HELP PLEASE! WILL MY GIRLFRIEND GET PREGNANT?

[Anonymous]

Me and my girlfriend were having sex in the tub while having a bath then I cummed in the water while she was in it too. She freaked out and I did too because you always hear it's possible every small thing could cause you to have a baby. That was couple of weeks ago but now she been nauseas and been eating a lot and I'm afraid she's pregnant and she too

[MTC29]

When it comes to swimming, sperm are exactly Michael Phelps. Realistically, sperm don't need to move more that two or three inches inside a woman to accomplish their goal. They tire out fast, and water makes for more difficult swimming. In addition, semen, which is what supports them and keeps the sperm alive, quickly dissipates in water, leaving our little heroes unsupported and on their own- god speed, little guys!

Seriously, with the girl in panic mode, why didn't you go to Walgreens and spend a few measly $$ on Plan B? That would have at at least calmed her down.

[DonkeyDan]

No she is highly unlikely to become pregnant from you cumming in the water, but I'm assuming you were having unprotected sex prior to that. Well my friend I'm here to tell you that she can get pregnant from that even if you don't cum inside her. All throughout sex your little fella is spewing out precum and some of that can (but not always) contain semen. Some people still think the pull out method works and then wonder why they get pregnant. So if it does turn out that she's pregnant it isn't because you came in the water.

[DonkeyDan]

Sorry that semen bit should have said sperm, it was very early morning typing that 💤

[Anonymous]

How close were you to her vagina when you came? It's highly unlikely for her to get pregnant just from having sperm in the tub, but if you were right up on her vagina, then maybe.

[loves2learn]

Unlikely. Water is not good for sperm. Just have her take a test.

[loves2learn]

Whoooo is downvoting this? 🤣 Just facts.

[loves2learn]

If she got pregnant it is because your penis was right up on her vagina.

[Asker]

My sperm can swim through any water for long periods of time. THEY BUILT DIFFERENT!

[loves2learn]

Mkay. Did she have a positive pregnancy test, sir? Hmmm?

[Asker]

She doesn't exist. She's part of my schizophrenic voices in my head, Nagging Nancy. She got a fucked up leg and she chains smokes

[Asker]

You have a good day, ma'am 🧓🕶️🤏

[loves2learn]

Nighty night

[OlderAndWiser]

She is definitely pregnant. Have you started selecting names for a baby?

[NetSapien]

anything's possible.. but realistically.. highly unlikely

you say bath water.. so let's assume tap water.. with chlorine.. fluoride.. and metals.. soap.. and semen is essentially destroyed in just water.

Altho, to put your minds at ease.. preg test at your local pharmacy... it's just pee on a stick easy

[slatyb]

No, she won’t.

[FunkyMonkee]

I wouldn't count on it, Sparky. Even if you shoved your sperm up her puss, it still has a LONG way to go and an obsticle course it has to get through and, even then, it depends on if she's even got a seed in her uterus.
And, it's "came", not "cummed".

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, if you already know all the answers, why did you bother asking? You don't like our answers, go ask a gynecologist!

[loves2learn]

@funkymonkee he needs a psychiatrist, not a gynecologist.

[FunkyMonkee]

@loves2learn I haven't read anybody else's responses but, what I meant was that, if he doesn't believe what I said, he should ask someone professional that'll tell him just what I said.

[loves2learn]

I know. If you read my thread you will see it

[Asker]

Yeah read her thread and you'll come to understand what you said was baloney

[FunkyMonkee]

The only one selling baloney is YOU!! She said nearly the same thing I did!! Did you learn to READ in school?

[jasco]

Theirs a small chance but honestly I doubt it. If you want take a pregnancy test

[Fromdusktilldawn]

Abort mission

[charlieb314]

I’m a family practice Physician Assistant, and no she wouldn’t get pregnant from that. As long as you didn’t ejaculate in her at all.

[Anonymous]

Have her take a pregnancy test if she misses her period. If you are not using birth control, limit yourselves to oral.