She for sure noticed your boner. She was probably thinking something like “good for my daughter.” I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Just a funny awkward moment.
I guess I’m just worried she was weirded out that I had a boner in front of her
Why do you think she noticed it? I don’t think she looked towards my crotch
I doubt she would be weirded out. Adult women know erections are involuntary. I could look at my husband’s eyes and still see his boner. I’d have to really try hard not to see it. Which maybe she did. 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah but I’m like 30 years younger and I don’t know for sure but what if she noticed my Hardon… she saw me naked but I don’t know for sure that she looked down and saw my boner
It’s still normal. I think you are making a bigger deal of this than it is. Lol
Yeah but she’s really old! And saw me completely naked too!
I can understand how that would be embarrassing to you. But, honestly, nothing she hasn’t seen before.
I just heard from my girlfriend and her mom apparently used to be a nudist and said it’s cool if I walk around their house naked.. she’s a single mom and pretty hot, she made it sound like her mom would be naked too which would be so cool, but then I’d for sure have a boner
No way! That’s unexpected, in a good way. Glad she is trying to make you feel better about it.
Would you be naked in front of the mom if you were me? What if I get another boner
Ummmm. What does your girlfriend think? I think maybe not worry so much about covering up after skinny dipping, but not try to be naked around her mom. 🤷🏻♀️ If she was a nudist surely boners happened.
They are pretty open about being naked around each other so she says it’s cool
Awesome. Taking your relationship up a notch. 😂
if you had a daughter around 20 that had a boyfriend would you be comfortable seeing him naked with a boner?
Hmmmm. Well. If it happened after skinny dipping with my daughter that would be understandable and I would probably laugh at the awkwardness. I would never walk around naked around my kids or their SOs tho.
So you wouldn’t have been offended if you saw me walk by with an erection? Would you say anything to him to tease?
I would not be offended. I wouldn’t say anything to him. I might tell my daughter about it later laughingly.
What would you say to her?
It’s hard to imagine since I don’t have a daughter and don’t know what my relationship would be like with an adult daughter but I would probably say something about her being a lucky lady and don’t forget to take her birth control. 😂
Haha! do u think you’d make any comments about the size? I think it’s pretty big when it’s hard. Although I don’t know for sure she looked down
I might lol
Her mom does always wear low cut shirts that show off her big boobs. What makes you think she def noticed?
I mean it’s kinda difficult to *not* see a huge boner. Just saying.
But you would prob look directly at my face at for first
I don’t know. I guess it depends on whee you were both standing and what angle, that sort of thing.
I Think it’s gonna be so awkward next time I see her. Now I’m kinda scared to go skinny dipping if she’s home
It might be. I guess I don’t blame you.
I had blue balls that night because of her!
Her mom teaches a self defense class and wants me to go!
Blue balls from the mom seeing you naked? Lol. Your girlfriend didn’t help you out? You gonna go?
No!! Blue balls from having the boner but then leaving after she saw me, I was embarrassed and didn’t wanna stay
Ohhhhh got it. Yes. That is unfortunate.
I don’t know about the class, it seems like a girly thing, like don’t women go to those classes
Unless she was naked during class and that could be kinda fun lol
I do think it is more common for women. Did she want you to be a “subject” like a fake attacker? Lol. That could get dangerous.
I have no idea, I’ve never even seen a class like that. What do you think that would entail?
Could entail a girl busting your gut and kneeing you in the nuts. 😬
Knee me in the nuts? How is that fair?
She is practicing her self defense skills. I didn’t say it was fair.
She’s a lot smaller than me. Do you think her mom would actually do that? I’m kinda scared now lol
I mean, figure out what you are getting into first.
I just texted my girlfriend to see what the class entails
Let me know lol
She said it’s nice to have male volunteers to demo some of the self defense drills.. I don’t really know what that means
Means you are risking a knee to the nuts. Or a lady body slamming you.
Why do you think that means a knee to the nuts?
She just gave me her moms cell to text about it, apparently they are paying $20 per class for guys to help
It means they practice the move of kneeing a guy in the testicles in case they ever need to defend themselves in real life. It’s a solid defense strategy.
That doesn’t sound like something I’m gonna be able to handle lol — should I text the mom and ask how dangerous it is? What should I say without sounding scared?
Definitely ask. Something like: what all does this entail? Would they be defending themselves as if I were an attacker?
Good idea - I’ll check with her. Have you been to a class like that? Would you be scared if you were a guy
I have. And yes I would. We learned things like scratch off their glasses and poke them in the eyes, stomp on their foot hard with a high heel, knee to the nuts 3 times, push or twist their adams apple, if they have a ponytail pull that while you knee their nuts.
Okay so she said in class I would be the “attacker” and the women would practice diff self defense demos where they’ll be making contact with me, but only using light force
I don’t think I can handle a knee..
Ok, so light demos. That sounds doable.
I think that is the idea of that move. Would drop most men.
I’m not really sure what exactly they mean by light force you know? That could still hurt I think
I am guessing it’s like make contact and pretend to follow through. I don’t think light force should hurt. They might toss you around a bit.
I asked if It was dangerous, she says no, but some women might get a little rough so I may end up with a few scratches and need a ice pack after class
Oh my! 😂😂😂 You gonna do that?
I don't know, sounds kinda scary lol - you know needing ice
That does sound scary!
Do you think she’s saying they are gonna give me a black eye and that’s why I’ll need the ice pack?
Unfortunately I think the ice pack would be for your nuts.
Omg you think that’s what she meant? Why not the face?
If you were a girl getting attacked by a guy would you punch him in the face or nuts? Which is gonna drop him?
Yeah but she said they only use light force, that’s why I don’t get why anyone would need ice
Light force to the balls probably would still hurt
Do you think she’d actually make contact with my balls? Should I ask her?
If you are thinking about doing it I would probably ask what the icepack is for. And yes I do.
She said there are lot of moves that target the nads.. and while they aren’t using a lot of force, I’ll likely feel the blows if they connect squarely. — I’m scared lol.. she said that no one is intended to hurt anyone but there are some moves that might feel fairly intimidate — what does that even mean?
It means buy a quality nut cup and accept at your own risk.
Why would she call it intimidate though?
Did she say “intimate” or “intimidate” Sounds like they would be pretty focused on your junk.
She said intimate - I thought that meant like sexual lol
She means your frank and beans. 😂
She’s saying a knee is intimate?
😂😂😂😂 She is saying your pork sword and ball sack are intimate. The knee would get intimate with you.
I asked her and she said she likes to demo the groin grab twist and pull to the ladies in class… omg lol I can’t believe that’s a real thing
Yuuup. You want your gf’s mom “lightly” grabbing and twisting ya ballz?
If a guy tried to rape me I’d grab cock in one hand, balls in the other and pull and twist as hard as I could in opposite directions. 😡
Omg oww- I don’t think she’s actually going to hurt me like that. What do u think she meant by demoing that move for the class?
I’m not sure you want to find out. 😬
What do you think about that as a demo?
I am honestly not sure how she would demo that without touching your junk?
She said she would be grabbing but not using much force.
You want her grabbing your junk? 😂 Awkward!
😆 that would be awkward but it would be nice to make some money. She also said this is how I can repay her for running around her house naked
😂😂😂😂 She wants to touch your junk! She liked what she saw!
Hah well she is a hot mom! What do you think she’ll actually do when she demos that grab move for the class? She did say she wasn’t going to do it that hard
You gonna do it? You gonna trust the lady who said you might need an icepack for your junk? 😂
I hope she was just joking about that. do you think it will be that bad? I heard it’s mostly middle aged and older women in this clas
I agreed to go to the class tonight. I’m a little nervous. She said to wear light shorts and a tshirt. Do you think it will go okay?
Ummmmm. Fingers crossed for ya.
Do you think it would offend her in a got a Hardon during the grab demo?
Lolz. Probably not. Might be a compliment.
Really? Even if she’s in the middle of teaching a bunch of women? How would you react if you were teaching or as the student
Hmmm, a lady grabbing at a guy’s junk, guy gets a hard on. Big surprise!!!
Lol true but the women will be watching! Do you think she’ll continue teaching or make me sit out for a while? Does that move involve grabbing the dick?
Lmao! Probably keep going. Hard to say. Seems likely.
How would she keep going if I have a bit tent in my shorts!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Would make it easier to grab.
Why do you think that makes it easier?
I’m honestly more attracted to the mom. I’d love to hook up with her!
WHAT? How long you been with your girlfriend? Also, um, what’s easier to grab? A wet noodle or a handlebar? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Also, dear asker, yesterday you were talking about how OLD her mom was. Change of heart? 🧐
LOL! Only like a month - we were friends in high school so I know the family well. We’re not super serious, more like friends w benefits! Does that move actually involve grabbing the penis or just the sac?
Hahaha! You are wild. Dude I have no idea what this old lady is gonna grab. 😂😂😂
What would you do if you were her? I think she finds me cute!
I kinda wanna ask her about getting a boner but don’t know how to say it w out being too forward - any suggestions?
Lmao. I really don’t know. Can’t imagine sleeping with my daughters friends with benefits. They seem pretty open tho. Only one way to find out.
Ask your girlfriend to ask her
Yeah her mom is really chill and kinda weird, seems more like the cool party aunt then a mom
Good idea, I’ll text her now. I’m also asking if I should wear a cup
Lmao. You are a trip.
She was super excited when she heard I would help volunteer in class. Do u think women’s self defense classes will get that rough?
Ummm. Yes. Self defending women are ruthless. You are too naiive.
Yeah but she said they are only supposed to use light force when they practice so it’s not like they are hitting me w all ur strength
She also mentioned ice packs…
Yeah true, do you think practicing moves with light force would hurt a guy?
I think any level of force to the nutsack = ouch
Do u think they’ll be understanding of that and use other targets though? You’re right it sucks to get hit there
Noooo. Ladies practicing self defense will not be gentle. Lol
I meant just with my nutsack, they can practice slow moves to the body with no issue
Sounds like they are gonna make a beeline for your jingle bells.
Do you really think that? It’s just a women’s self defense class though. I think they are aware I’m not a real attacker!
They are eager to prove their skills!
Id imagine i at least have a height advantage on them. I have a swimmers body so I’m not super built but have some definition
Sounds like their hands will be closer to your nards.
Her mom told her that she prefers no cup to make it a more realistic target and that’s there’s nothing sexual about that particular move they are just showing it as a target
Mkay. Lemme know how it goes. Lol
Don’t u think a lot of women would shy away from touching a strangers crotch?
How can she say it’s not sexual though? And do u think the cup thing makes sense?
She means painful. Not sexual. They aren’t gonna shy away from practicing their new skills lol
what do you mean painful not sexual?
I mean, the goal is to render the attacker incapacitated, not create a pants tent. Lol
LOL - wait, that is way worse for me right? i thought they were super gentle
Let me refer you back to the need for an icepack after “gentle force.” Does that sound “super gentle” to you? 🤔
I have been trying to warn you this whole time. You are too trusting lol
ugh now i regret agreeing to this.. i was picturing like them doing slo mo moves and barely making contact
I've never been to a women's self defense class! i was picturing a bunch of old out of shape women who can barely throw a punch!
Can’t say I didn’t warn you. I mean, why no nut cup?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 old women defending their honor will be intense. Lol
when i asked that she said the cup makes the target more unrealistic
yeah but i can't imagine they are gonna super strong old ladies!
I wish you luck! 😬
do u think that makes any sense what she's saying about the cup?
Makes sense she can get at your sausage and meatballs.
does that make it more realistic for aiming though?
Yes. Attackers don’t typically wear nutcups.
yeah but i dont get what the women will get out of it if they have to make extremely light contact.. like whats that point?
Light force. Just enough to send you running for the icepack. I dunno. They prolly like ball busting.
do u think i'm expected to just stand there and take it? i was thinking id be fighting them and could defend myself
Ummmm, you fight prepare for them to step it up.
what do you mean? isn't that safer for me then to just let them hit me?
I’ve warned you from the beginning. None of this is safe. Lmao
lol im not realizing how dumb i was to agree to this - i really didn't think a class full of middle aged women would be that rough
How cute and naive. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
but do you see my perspective? I'm in good shape and they are likely stay at home moms who dont ever workout!
Do you see my perspective? These are women trained in the art of ball busting!
i dont think they are trained in anything! this is a beginners self defense class!
Mkay. I hope for your dangly bits that is the case.
is there really that much focus on the dick in those classes? it seems kinda pervy lol like why do they need to go after the dick so much!
If you were going to knock down a table would you go for the weakest leg first? The family jewels are the male’s weakest link.
yeah that's true, but if you were in that class and were told to practice a knee or something wouldn't u be extra gentle? im sure these women are mean
I would be gentle yes. Most cantankerous old ladies? Prolly not.
what is your definition of "gentle" for something like a self defense class?
I’m so nervous for the class tomorrow! What should I do?
Gentle does not compute. Ummmmm. Ice your junk in advance?
Ice is something that doesn’t mix well with a penis!!!
The mom is hot, I kinda like the idea of her touching my dick
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t you think it’s kinda hot for a milf to be playing with my Dick?
I don’t have a dick so how should I know? Lmao
But doesn’t it kinda sound like she’s kinda into touching my dick based on her wanting me to demo the moves on and me not wearing a cup?
Yes. Does kinda sound like it. She also wants you walking around her house naked.
I have a pretty muscular butt! So you think I should go to the class tonight? Or do u think they are actually going to try to hurt me?
You already said you would now you have to. I don’t think she will hurt you bad.
I don’t want to leave with a black eye or something serious. You kinda got me scared of crazy old women!
I don’t think your eyes are what you need to worry about
You think they’d actually hurt my balls? Like a real hit?
Doesn’t take much force to hurt balls.
I know it sucks. But I’m thinking the women in class will understand how tender the area is and would be extra careful not to do anything harder than slow mo contact
Ok. Keep telling yourself that.
But you said you get how fragile the area is, I don’t see that would be any different than another woman in class. Aren’t middle aged women generally caring
Am I middle aged? 😂 Some of them might be man haters
No you’re young!!! What do u think my experience will be like with man haters?
Thank you lol. I don’t think man haters would go out of their way to be gentle with the rocky mountain oysters. Do you?
Lol what kind of name is that? I meant if they are aware how tender they are they would know not use much force. Like are you expecting they are gonna try to actually take me down?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_oysters
If they are caring, yes, if they are man haters this is their chance!
I’ve heard of being eating that but gross!! Do you think that would make me look bad in front of her mom if they took me down? I think she thinks I’m cute!
Nah. I am sure she has seen it before
What do you mean?
She has seen subjects in her class need to ice their hackysack.
But I meant like getting beat up by these women. That would look super weird in front of her mom!
Nah.
I think she invited me because the other day I was joking about the class and how it’s probably like one of the those old ppls aerobics classes
Ohhhh she’s gonna show you. 😂
I was just joking! The reason I said it is because there was an infomercial that came on and they looked so funny doing the moves
Be careful what you joke about
You think that upset her?
No. But now she wants to defend her defense class. 😂
Like in a bad way? What does that mean
Means you’re gonna need a icepack for your marbles
That’s not really fair fighting though. Do you think she’d actually be that rough with the groin grab?
She is demonstrating taking out the bad guy. But you could always ask her to kiss your twig and berries to make them feel better. 😂
I would love for her to kiss my twig! What do you think the ladies in class would think if she grabs too hard and I fall to my knees
She has skills
You’d think that? What would you think of me?
I would. I’d also want to learn that so I could take out the bad guy. I would feel bad for you. But I am a caring person.
I don’t want them to think I’m less of a man because of it
Well the point is to take you, the faux attacker, down via nads.
Yeah but if I’m the only guy there they might think I’m capable of handling myself in a fight you know?
Do you have gonads of steel? 🤨
Lol not at all. But what does that grab look like to the average woman? I’m just curious how they’ll react to it if she takes me down with that demo grab
Probably cheer. You are enemy #1 for the purposes of this demo.
Cheer? I would think they’d be kinda surprised that’s all it took
Nah. Nargberries are a well known weak spot.
I don’t want the class to hate me and root against me thinking I’m this horrible attacker!
They know you aren’t for real, but you are for the demo. With a target on your beanbag.
Is there an expectation for me to do well in class and be able to handle their attacks?
Nope! Just the opposite.
Why do you say that? Aren’t they there to train hard to learn the stuff?
Yes. That is why they are going to go after your fun bags and take you down.
But if I go down from a grab doesn’t that make me look like I’m not helping much? I don’t want her to get pissed at me
Lol. No. Means she is damn good
But it doesn’t make me look very good either
You are the one who put your meat clackers on the chopping block by accepting this invitation. Lol
But I wanted to impress her! That’s why I’m helling
Helping
How were you going to impress her by sacrificing your chicken tenders?
Lol with the names.. when she first asked me, she never said anything about groin shots
That’s how she hooked you
Is it too late to back out now? Class is in a few hours
Too late. RIP, ballocks.
Why is it too late? I’m actually worrried there will be someone who seriously tries to hurt me
Then she will think you are a chicken shit
Ugh what do I do? Help!!!
Take some advil, bring an ice pack and brace yourself
Do u think they actually will make contact with my balls or just lightly graze my shorts
Oh they are gonna touch your cajones.
What makes you so sure? I’m pretty sure the instruction is light force only during demos
Because ice pack
She never said that what was it was before. I’m worried about disappointing her if I’m not able to handle the demos
She knows what she is doing. She’s grabbed many cobblers before.
I’m not thinking she doesn’t know what she’s doing, I’m worried she’s expecting me to be able to handle these drills
Nah. I’m sure she has dropped many a faux attacker by grabbing their goolies.
So you don’t think there’s any expectation for me to handle the demos? I think she wants me to be competitive to help the women train
Correct. That is what I think.
She also said that she only has guys come to class as volunteers because of their size differnce
And because they have bits and pieces ladies don’t.
Do you think that’s actually true? She just said guys have a larger body mass so it’s better to practice on that since it’s more likely ur attacked by someone bigger
Why would she say no nut cup if this wasn’t about your three piece set?
Well she said the cup made it harder to aim and didn’t give the women a realistic target. I don’t think that’s true though because the groin is always between the legs cupped or not
Precisely. She wants to touch your thunder junk.
Touching is a lot different than hurting it don’t you think?
Yes. She wants to touch your fluffer nutter forcefully.
I don’t think I’m gonna go, I don’t want to get hurt, I thought this was just being helpful
Class is in 1 hour!!! Help!!
Advil and numbing cream for your genitaliums.
Do you think they’ll notice the size of my penis and balls through mesh shorts?
The closest thing I have is icy hot, it’s supposed to numb pain away
Probably. I dunno about icy hot on the cullions. Risky. 😬😬😬
Why? It says it dulls pain away? I gotta leave in 20m!! I’m so nervous
Might be kinda hot tho. And also cold. 😬😬😬😬
Do u think it will help with the pain? I’ve only used it once on my shoulder
Could cause pain in your tea bags I think.
She just texted me saying to wear light and loose gym shorts.
Must be the easiest way for her to access your gooseberries.
Should I ask her to avoid the groin? And they can practice other moves on me
You actually think she’s gonna keep her hands off your cherries? This is her moment.
All I agreed to was helping out in her self defense class though. How is that the same thing?
You agreed to intimate light force. Aka she is gonna go after your huevos.
I hope the women aren’t cheering specifically for groin shots, that wouldn’t be fun or fair
Most effective way to take an attacker down
Okay I’m on way over there.. you promise her mom won’t think less of me if I can’t handle some of the demos and stay on my feet? That’s what I’m most worried about
I am certain she has downed many faux attackers with her love spud maneuvers.
What makes you think that? I know it’s silly but I really wanna impress her tonight
Because she is the teacher of said lamb fry maneuvers
Yeah but how do I impress her then?
Let her touch your meatstick. I dunno.
The class isn’t for 30m ugh lol now I have to wait and worry about it. If she touches my dick I’ll def get hard and then the women will also think I’m a perv
Hope your lychees aren’t getting too much of a beating
That class was rough.. they weren’t like terrible or mean or anything but even gentle contact got me good a few times. She demod the groin grab and I got a semi hard on in her hand.. it quickly went away when she did a tight squeeze
Ooooooh. How the meat & 2 veg fairing after that? Ice pack? You gonna try to get in the mom’s pants? 😂
Kinda sore she gave me an icepack, so my junk is all shriveled up now She wore this incredible sexy spandex outfit.. I think I’m in love. They really didn’t hit me penis at all, all of the shots were up and under into my sack. The grab was super weird, she had both balls in a tight grip while she was explaining the move.. isn’t that so weird to watch for those women
Ha! Now you walk around her house nude and she will bypass even having to get it your pants lol
What do you mean by that?
I mean she wants you to walk around naked because she wants to get it your proverbial nonexistent pants.
Omg I so wish, she is so hot. I’m kinda worried what she thinks of me though, she saw me get taken down several times in class and cheered on the woman who did it. I wasn’t able to take any solid contact w out dropping
Walk around her house with your Johnson out and find out
Hah! I’d be kinda nervous too. Do you see what I mean about looking bad in front of her? Like do u think I let her down because I didn’t put up much of a fight
Nah. You are fine. She wants to ride your Wilson.
But I just felt like I didn’t do very well in class, kinda embarrassed by how poorly I handled some of the demos
As you said you do not have plums of steel. To be expected. You worry too much.
Yeah but I think she invited me to class because she thought I could handle the demos
Nah. She invited you for a chance to play with your privates.
do you really think so? She made it seem like she needed someone to help with the class demos
Yes. She wanted to grab your eggs.
Would u have noticed a semi hard on during that move? She didn’t say anything but she gave me a tight squeeze not long after - I don’t know if it was because she was mad I got the Hardon
She wasn’t mad. She is probably dominant and wants to take your wilkins for a ride. Yes she noticed.
Is it super obvious? I wonder if shell actually touch it for real
Yes it is and yes she will
Omg how do I get that!
Walk around her house naked in front of her. As instructed. Smile. Talk to her and let her seduce you.
I’m not super smooth w women so I probably won’t know what to say
Make small talk. She is the one who wants to ride your maypole.
If I get a hardon before we even start kissing or touching will that look too Forward of me?
Nope. That is normal for a cucumber owner of your age.
Your names are so funny. Yeah but she’s still a lot older than me so I need to have some manners
I am exercising my verbose vocabulary today. It’s a compliment that she makes your standing wire hard.
Yeah but then is makes it look like I’m just thinking about sex. I’ve never had sex w her daughter, just hand stuff
Ohhhhh really? Are you my Canadian soccer player friend reincarnated? 🧐 But no. Doesn’t make you seem like you are just thinking about sex. Makes you seem like an average young man with a rudder that easily gets hard. #normal
Huh? Who? I’m from Florida lol I just hope she actually wants to try it with me
😂😂😂😂😂 Let’s just say I have had verrrry similar convos with another young gentleman of your age range. Are you a virgin?
Yeah I’ve done some sexual stuff but never actual sex
Ooooh. She wants to pop your cherry.
I never told her I was a virgin. Maybe her daughter did but I doubt it.. omg she just texted me thanking me for coming to class and asked how I enjoyed it!
Yessssss. Next stop taking your giggle stick for a ride.
I got engaged in Florida
What should I response with? Which part!
Tell her you enjoyed it too and looking forward to seeing her soon. Vero
It’s really nice there! I’m from outside of Tampa.
It is very nice. He wrote in the sand “will you marry me?” That was 15 years ago.
She said I was a really good sport and the ladies loves training with me. She asked if I was still sore
Omg that is so cute! I love good love stories.. and a good romantic comedy
She wants to ride your meat staff…
What should I say? Should I say something about the grab to see if she noticed the semi?
Sure. Something about her skill would be nice.
Like what?
Like that you can tell she is really good at what she does ;) ;)
Ohh nice! Sent
Cool beans. Pun intended. 😏
She said thanks, I get a lot of satisfaction helping train these women. I hope i wasn’t too rough with you tonight
Ooooooh she enjoyed handling your bait and tackle.
What makes you say that? What should I respond with?
Because I know things. You could say “nah, I was happy to help you out.”
Okay sent
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Omg! She said we would love for you to come next week if we didn't hurt you too bad
Yesssss. She likes your Mr. Jingly Daddy! 😏
Should I go back to the class though? It hurt a lot getting hit there. Should I tell her that or will that make me seem like I’m not being helpful?
Go to her house expose your cock-waffle and bean sprouts and see what happens from there. This has been the word of drunk loves2learn. Thanks be to G@G.
She didn’t invite me over but she did ask if I’d come train at a level 2 self defense class tomorrow
Dooooo it
I don’t know if I can handle another class, especially a tougher one. It’s not really fair that they practice on me w out protection is it? I just don’t get why the cup makes such a big difference to the training
It impedes her access to your man package.
Yeah but how does that actually affect their training? They can still aim for a target all the same? Like why would it matter if they hit the cup versus the sack?
It doesn’t affect their training 🤣🤣🤣 They just like to fondle your big jim & the twins
The ladies were fondling them at all, they just kept tapping them with kicks knees and punches. Should I not go then?
They like ball busting 🤣
The women in the class? They just joined a self defense for beginners. Don’t you think they expected me to put up more of a fight?
Nahhh
Don’t you think if you were in class you’d prefer the demo wearing a cup?
If I was a penis owner?
No if you were a woman attending the class
Why would I want a dude to cover his wedding tackle?
I’m saying if you were practicing moves on him, the cup allows you to practice with more force w out hurting him
I guess. But then I can’t touch the crown jewels
Why would a woman care about that if they are just there to learn the moves?
Because they aren't there to learn moves they are there to get their hands on some chicken nuggets
I really don’t think women expect that in a women’s self defense class. I’d imagine some of them are grossed out because so close to a mans junk don’t you think?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I dunno
I just want to look more impressive in the class and if I can’t even take a light hit without going down then her mom won’t be impressed
I told her I didn’t think I could handle the next class w out a cup and she said the class isn’t for everyone and it takes a guy that’s not afraid of a few bumps and bruises
Bumps and bruises to his knackers. 🤣🤣🤣
Do you think that’s a common move in women’s self defense? I hate her thinking I’m not up for the challenge
Yes I do!
She makes me feel like I’m not handling it as well as she expected, do you think it’s because I kept getting taken down?
I think you are too worried lol
But when I told her I didn’t think I could handle it w out a cup she sounded disappointed in me
She is disappointed she doesn’t get to touch your rocks
What about not being able to handle the drills? That was the reason she wants to train with them so they could practice fighting
I dunno 🤷🏻♀️
What do I do to get her to actually play w my penis outside of class?
Start by walking around her house nakey
Should I skip the class? Do I say anything to her when I’m over there?
Up to you on the class. Yes. Just make small talk.
How do I start sex with her?
You don’t start the rumpy-pumpy, you work up to it.
But how do I get that process going? I’m not good with small talk
Smile. Ask her questions about work. Talk about the weather. Insert sexual double entendres where possible.
All while naked? Do you think she’ll say anything if I start getting hard?
Yes naked. She might comment
Do I ask her if she wants to touch it?
That is a bit forward. You would have to work up to that or get a vibe from a comment she makes
Is there a good way to work the self defense class into it? since she already grabbed it then
Something about her touching it gently this time lol
And maybe her focusing on my penis instead of balls? Do u think she knew what affect that squeeze would have on me?
Heyyyyy my banana and coconuts friend is back. Yes. Definitely have her grab the loaded gun this time.
What do u mean
I mean, we keep talking about your diamonds and shaft of delight. Yes, sure. Challenge her to grab the one-eyed monster and see what happens.
Like challenge her to a fight? I don’t know if that will end well for me given her self defense background.. should I have any rules?
No no no, more like a playful challenge. Is she able to be gentle with your manhood?
I would hope so, but how do I offer that challenge? Like what do I say? I don’t want her to try to beat me like that
Use double entendres. For example: go to Baker’s Square and buy her a coconut cream pie (or banana cream pie). Then say this: You: [MILF’s name], I was thinking about you earlier. Have you ever had a creampie? I'm just asking because I know some ladies like them and some don't. I got you this. If she smiles, you're probably the right track. If she throws it in your face, then you'll have your answer. LOL.
Another one. You: [MILF’s name], what do you think about sailors? MILF: I don't know, why? YOU: I'm thinking about joining the merchant marines. MILF, be honest with me... do you like Seamen? Possible version 2: You: [MILF’s name], I'm thinking about becoming a sailor. Would you ever want to be a sailor? MILF: No, I don't think I'd want to be out to sea with that many guys You: So you don't think that women and seamen mix that well?
😂 those are funny and good!!! Who should initiate the physical contact? Like should I see if she’ll touch my penis or should I try to touch her boob? Do u think it will make a difference if I’m hard or not when we’re talking
Try those and if she is receptive walk close to her and I am sure she will touch you.
Would you ever be embarrassed or offended in her position if you saw I got an erection talking to you?
I don’t think so
When she did the grab demo in class, what do you think she was thinking? Like do you think she was thinking of it only as a self defense move? She had a really tight grip on my balls
Lmao! She had a death grip on your maracas. 😂 I have no idea what she was thinking. Ask her.
It’s embarrassing to ask her that! I’m still worried she doesn’t think I’m man enough since I couldn’t handle those moves
Well wait till she grabs for your trouser snake. Then maybe it won’t be so awkward.
She wants me to come to today’s class, she says she can’t find another training demo
Damn you were up early lol. She needs you. Go do it!
I had a bad night sleep, kept waking up in the middle of the night. Are you sure I should go? I didn’t go very well last class. And this is a level 2 class so they are better trained
Ohhhh man. I mean how bad do you want to get in MILF lady’s pants? Lol
Really bad!!! But what do u think a level 2 class will be like? Do you think the women will just be stronger?
More precise
What do you mean? Maybe I should suggest her daughter takes my place
Her daughter lacks the nuts and bolt required for the job lol
I don’t think that really makes a difference when your practicing demo moves. The groin is in the same position on a man and woman
She doesn’t want to grab her daughter’s groin. She wants your jelly beans.
If you went to the class wouldn’t you feel less awkward training with a woman instead of a guy?
Hell no! That’s one legit chance for a married lady to grab a younger guy’s walnuts. Sign me up!!!
Really? You wouldn’t feel awkward about doing that move on a younger guy? What would be going through your head
Nope! Damn. I dunno. Probably something like “how do I get the move right without hurting him but still getting my hands on his goods?” 😂😂😂😂
You’d be careful not to hurt me? I wish you were in this class I’d feel a lot better
Yes. I don’t like to hurt people.
Unless they attack me. Then all bets are off.
You’re really hot by the way. I would love if we got paired together. Would you just be holding the dick gently?
In the demos I usually do some offensive move then they defend themselves
I’d grab the hardware gently lol
None of them women I worked with did it gently they all squeezed a bit. Why do you think that was?
Ummm, man haters, dominant ladies
I dont think I could stay soft if I got paired with you though. Would u say anything at that time
😂😂😂😂😂 probably not. It is normal for young healthy guys to pop woodies.
What do u think a man hater would do if she felt it getting harder?
Probably call you out and draw attention to your half/full mast situation.
That’s what I’m kinda worried about. Because there’s like 12 women in class and they’ll look at me differently after that
You don’t have to go back if you are embarrassed by your bald-headed yogurt slinger
I just don’t want the women to think I’m thinking about sex in the middle of class!
How do I tell the difference between a nice woman like you and a man hater?
Well a young guy having his lap rocket touched by a lady is gonna set it off. That is just anatomy and physiology 101. Lol
Watch for a friendly/flirty smile as opposed to evil smirk.
Hah yeah that’s true. It’s kinda hot that you would have fun holding a guys nuts like that in class. I didn’t realize a woman would have fun doing that move, I thought they were taking it seriously like it’s any other self defense move
What treatment would I get with a friendly flirty smile?
Probably gentle fondling of your snake and eggs.
That would be amazing!! So hot! I don’t want them to think I’m afraid of them either you know?
But I still think a new woman would squeeze a bit don’t you think? And if she did, what would she expect me to react?
I have a hard time believing any grown woman squeezing a sperm factory isn’t going to realize that is a sensitive place for a man.
Lol but it matters which part your grabbing and squeezing right? Or is it kinda hard to tell in shorts
Hard to tell the bacon bazooka from the grenades unless the bazooka is locked and loaded.
Yeah that’s what I’m worried she’ll grab the wrong part!
The class didn’t go so well for me. They were much rougher
Oh dear. Did you have to ice your baby makers?
Yeah I only did one drill and then had to sit out because she squeezed really hard. I was told to attack this woman and I did it thinking she was gonna aim there but bull rushed her and push her down and got on top but she managed to grab my sack and squeezed hard and I let go and curled up
😬😬😬😬 good in a real attack situation. Not good for your stones.
The mom actually talked to her how not using the appropriate amount of force in class. She came over and apologized later but I was pretty mad at
Wow. That is bad. How is your low hanging fruit doing today?
It’s fine, I felt so sick to my stomach the rest of the class as I saw on the sidelines, it was embarrassing because the women all watched me just sit there with ice between my legs
It was mean of her to be so rough with your clementines.
Yeah but I’m sure the women were wondering why I had to sit out the rest of class
Do women realize what type of force they can use w that move in class?
Should be obvious. Maybe she was a lesbian.
You think it’s easy to tell when you’re in the middle of a fight, would you call her a bitch?
It was a bitch move for sure lol
She did apologize saying she didn’t mean to do it that hard but got carried away during the drill. I was being pretty aggressive with her but the mom said I was supposed to act like I was a attacker trying to take her down and get on top of her
*awkward*
Why do you say that?
You getting aggressive with an old lady, old lady getting aggressive with your itchy and scratchy lol
Do u think it looked really bad to all the other women watching? I was curled up on the floor for a few minute after. And before she did it I had her in a very good position in terms of winning the drill
Nah. Normal for having your 2 amigos manhandled.
Even for a class room of ladies? They probably thought I was gonna kill that woman.
I heard her telling the other women in class she didn’t think she squeezed that hard which made me feel worse
That is just rude. And she was trying to save face. If I were one of the other ladies I would inform her that is a very sensitive area and you gotta be careful with the scrogg sack.
Why do u think she was trying to save face? She won the drill, and right away the ladies cheered her on but then when they saw I didn’t get up right away they were concerned. Do u think they would’ve cheered if she gave me a light squeeze and I still went down?
More impressive if she took you down with a light squeeze to the crotch nuggets.
Isn’t it weird they women cheered on her victory?
She texted me today asking if was feeling better and asked if I now believe that the class is effective
Nah. Not weird. What did you say?
Nothing yet. She sent just in 5m ago. What should I say
The truth lol
Tell her it really hurt and I was sore the next day? Won’t that make me look like I’m not able to handle the class?
Remember I’m trying to impress her lol
Lol. A lady grabbed you by the porn berries, hard. Pain is understandable.
I responded with I was feeling pretty sore the next morning. She said she felt really bad and she talking to the woman after clsss and told her she used way too much force for training
Challenge her to show you the proper training move
Omg!! That’s kinda scary but could be fun! How do u think she would do it?
Gently. Dooooo it.
I just texted her.. you remember what happened last time she did it though? She squeezed a bit
Enough to drop you?
No but I doubled over during the drill though, she has big hands!
😂😂😂😂😂 remind her to be gentle
She said she’ll be happy to demo it again next class
Have her demo it when you are walking nude around her house. 😂
I would kinda love that.. but how do I ask for that, it seems like she thinks I want to do it in class again
Bring it up while you are walking around with your erector set out
Do you think she looks at a guys junk differently than the other women in class? Since she is a self defense teacher she’s looking at like a target rather than a private part
She just texted me saying the next class is tomorrow if I’m interested
Maybe. But since she is a teacher she knows to be gentle lol
She also knows how to take me down which is embarrassing to get beat up by a mom
Tell her she needs to make it up to your summer sausage and grapes. 😂
How do u think it would play out if I got her to do that move to me naked,?
Probably end up in the sack lol
Really? But what do you think she would do if I. Asked her to do the grab
I think she’s grab your wilkins as asked lol
Just like touch it? My penis or balls?
Probably both. Lol. For sure your bojangles.
Just cupping them gently? Is that what you would do? Or is she gonna practice like it’s self defense
Hard to say. Risk it?
She is kinda a badass, I don’t want to get my butt kicked unless she’ll blow me after
If she hurts you ask her to kiss it and make it all better lol
That’s not a bad plan.. should I challenge to have sex with me? Like so if I win she has sex with me
Oooooh. Yes. That could work lol
What’s a good proposition I can ask
If you win she gives you a bj. If she wins you go down on her. That will for sure lead to sex.
I kinda want sex instead of a blowjob since I’ve gotten bjs. What would the actual competition be?
She try her move on you?
There’s no way I win that move lol be real!
I hope she’s not just teasing me and flirting with me w out any intention of hooking up with me
Seems like she wants to take you for a ride to me.
I hope so, and I could take her in a real fight but not this self defense stuff where she’s gonna cheat
Lol. Don’t fight a lady.
I wasn’t! You recommended I challenge her to a self defense drill!
Lol. True. Naked wrestling match? 😂
Well that is really hot.. where do I sign up? That might be a harder sell to her don’t you think?
Not if you are both walking around the house nude lol
She doesn’t walk around nude in front of me! But how do I start the wrestling match
Lol. Maybe start by skinny dipping again
I can do that!! I kinda want to her invite her to join me! The thing I’m nervous about is wrestling is she’ll try to grab my balls
Do it. She said you could be nude. Invite her for a swim. That could lead to sex
Okay I’m gonna try it. Should I try to stay soft when I ask her?
It's pretty cool
Just that you might be embarrassed
It's not a new thing to her
For her daughter to stay with you for a year and you think she doesn't understand
She def saw me naked but do you think she noticed I was hard?
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What makes you think she actually saw it?
You hard erections stand out
It's ok she have seen you many times
But she's never seen be completely naked, but it’s worse because I had the erection. Do you think she noticed that I had the erection?
Definitely she has noticed
Why do you say definitely?
Bcoz boys erection is very easily visible
Do you think it offended her that I had the erection? Or was she surprised to see it?
I think she is mom so she might ignore that
I guess it just made me look like a pervert
I don't think so
You wouldn’t think it was weird I was hard in your house if you were the mom
I wouldn't be offended, but it depends on the person.
The room where she saw me in had the lights on, but I’m not sure if she noticed my boner. Do you think if you were in her shoes you would’ve noticed?
absolutely
Why do you think she noticed for sure? I don’t know if she looked at my crotch
i don't think it would have bothered her.
Yeah she saw it, but cool she didn't make a big deal out of it
What makes you think she actually saw it?
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