Here is a Little Secret (Joke)

Here is a Little Secret (Joke)

Here is a little secret ladies. Guys fake their orgasms too. We just do it for totally different reasons. Like a lady will fake it because she wants it to be over with as soon as possible; however, a guy will fake an orgasm twice because he already had one two minutes earlier and he just kept going like it never happened. Now he's like, well, I guess I have to fake one within the next two minutes cause it's countdown till I'm smashing a hotdog into a wall. You can't fake your way out of being soft guys. You can't pretend to be hard. We do more work. We fake not having one, and then we have to fake having one.

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  • I thought that jokes were supposed to be funny?