Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

Yes, I'm sure some of you who know who I am must think I am high right now @MzAsh @SydneySentinel @thegirlfromthething @RolandCuthbert (and more!). For once, I actually did research. I sat down, opened my laptop and started looking at articles. And to be honest what I discovered is a very interesting truth. I know now why everyone on here thinks I'm so stupid. It's almost like a lightbulb went off.

You don't have to date promiscuous people

Me, being a stupid idiot who learned the world of women via internet forums, have been brainwashed badly. Literally, when I was young and curious i googled stuff about girls and sex, and read a lot of what i think on forums like this. So up until tonight I literally thought most people had sex with like over fifty people, and girls sleeping with over one hundred. Damn I was stupid. But what I've learned is that: There is promiscuous people, but also sexually conservative people. It's not unequal it's actually very equal (you'll see in the posts). But like more people have under 5 partnes than over 15...so people aren't as promiscuous as I thought. It also varies a lot. So basically: If you don't wanna date promiscuous people. Don't. You've got plenty of option. Don't be like me!

Here come the photos...I got these from various articles of various countries! Enjoy!

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

Girls who come from broken families sleep around more. They are just looking for love and are hurting, from deep down. They ain't evil people who hate monogamy. Never slut shame as you could make a depressed girls hurt even more. Just be nice don't be stupid and impulsive like me!

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

While it doesn't really affect a person's partner count much, as you see here, the more religious she is, she'll be slightly less promiscuous! Most of Europe is Atheist so this only really applies to us Americans. I've been to church and I have seen many girls there, and I'm from a blue state!

BUT WAIT...does a state/countries political values affect partner count!?...

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

NO! It doesn't. As we can see, a red state has the most sexually conservative but a red state also has the most promiscuous people! So in short, don't judge states by their political values!

But alfie! Aren't you a an agent of THOT PATROL!? Don't you ALWAYS say girls are more promiscuous than guys!? Well, take a look at these....

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

So as you can see....in this study girls are more promiscuous...but also, guys think girls are way more sexual than they actually are! So many guys think like me! I feel better now!

...but slow down haters! Check this one out...

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

Men have more when they're older! So...what I think is that men just "peak" at a later age! So, I am kinda right in my line of thinking...girls my age are more promiscuous than the guys are! And definitely more than me....but once us guys get our lives in order, we start to attract more girls and yeah...!

Partners by generation!

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

Basically: Old people were getting it on all the time! No more to stay here, I guess I'll go run to my Playstation instead of chasing girls for sex!

Here's Why Slut Shaming Is Stupid!

AND THESE HERE ARE KINDA THE OVERALL STATS. MORE MEN ARE PROMISCUOUS THAN WOMEN...BUT OVERALL WE'RE PRETTY EVEN IN THE END.

So yeah, that's pretty much it. I hope these stats give you some interesting information. I'm a pretty attractive guy, yes, I'll say it! I want to sleep with a lot of girls, so really I don't wanna be a hypocrite. Guess I'll move to Lousianna then!!

Hope you enjoyed. And yes I hope you enjoyed this silly take - but to those who know me, know that I am shocked by this!

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  • You hit close to home saying girls from broken families sleep around more as they're just looking for love.
    My parents are a mess, divorced and hating each other. When I went to college I felt alone on the world, no new strong friendships yet and no family to fall back on. I ended up sleeping around a lot that first year. It helped against the loneliness on the short term and I picked my partners well, many of them are still close (platonic) friends now.

    I don't regret what I've done back then, as I didn't know better, I didn't do anything disastrous and it helped me in some ways. I consider myself older and wiser now and wouldn't do it again, but at least I learned and grew a lot from that period.

    Given my story, I'd understand if people would still find me slutty hence undateable. Yet I hope enough will realise that it doesn't define me and that it's in the past.

  • I’m from Louisiana, lost virginity at 14.

    • Whohoo! I might have to move over there!

    • In rural or suburban American, they are definitely the most liberal about sex, and lgbt stuff, drugs, etc but NYC, Vegas, might be easier. I think NYC is the most promiscuous.

    • America isn’t as slutty as Europe though. And stats say Louisiana is the most slutty!

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