Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
1.) Its a stereotype for stupid b***es who don't know anything about sex
i dont want to belt out some filthy, ruthlessly specific elocution of raw uncensored nasty talk just to be compared to some imaginary douchebag you read about in a book. I'm not dorian grey or whatever the f**k his name is. A, Shut up. and B, shut up.
can I interest you in a ham sandwich?
2.) Real testicles are nothing like book testicles. nothing will ever compare to your imagination. For instance, mine are often wrinkly and sweaty. did they write about wrinkly, sweaty balls in 50 shades of grey? I think not. pfft, so innaccurate
A bit more realistic
3.) it was bad enough when it was vampires
4.) You have to understand that rape fantasies are f**king ridiculous. who the f**k is going to rape you purely on the assumption that thats what gets you off and that secretly underneath your no you actually mean yes? Like I get that this is a book, but its a book with YOUR f**king fantasy, and its a batshit crazy fantasy because any man who participates in it is literally subjecting himself to a lifetime in prison just to get you off. Which i think may be the appeal of it, like" damn, if he's willing to break the law to f**k me then I must be pretty hot" or whatever the f**k the reasoning behind it is... i dont f**king care, you're stupid if you think thats going to work out for you.
Louie CK has been there too
5.) Its super super annoying when the only sexual experiences you have you read out of a book thats less realistic than the p*rno you criticize men for watching. Also you should be ashamed of yourself for reading the jersey shore of erotic literature.
If you'd like i can interest you in a fan fiction where Barack Obama has sex with Princess Celestia from my little pony. Now thats some quality erotic literature.
What Girls Said
(2)Don't know didn't bother reading the books or watching the movies << heard its pretty crap storyline
Dude... dude... Unlike Twilight, most of the readers are grown women, I'm sure they know reality vs Fantasy.
To be honest, you sound like a male version of a feminazi who looks down upon men for liking p*rn . Dude, it's healthy, get over it, and if it 'ruins' some lives, those lives were going to be ruined by some other fantasy.