Sexual Relationships 
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Yes real men, GOOD AND HONEST AND GODLY AND MORAL MEN do read dating profiles. Fill up every space on the dating profile with as complete and accurate information as a woman's brain is capable of filling it up with. Do not lie and don't even tell a lie of exclusion. I will test you on it and if you deceive me even one time in the least way, then I am not interested and dumping you as soon as I discover your deception. Do not even exaggerate nor lie about anything I mention in this MyTake or I'm dumping you as soon as I learn of your deception. I'll tell you exactly what you did wrong too, that way you get to learn from your mistakes. Women ignore or dump men and never even have the courtesy to tell them why they're doing it but a real man is going to tell you what you did wrong and why you did it.
I believe in an Almighty God. I'm a Deist. I do not attend church nor pay tithe though as I find it comical how hypocritical people are who do attend church: they break every law in their own religion eery day of their lives and they think they are deceiving God. if you don't believe In God and don't want to talk to a person who does believe in God, PUT THAT IN YOUR PROFILE On THE FIRST LINE. I will not date an atheist or agnostic under any circumstances. I don't care if you're the most beautiful and otherwise "together' person I've ever seen I don't want to see you or know you fi you're an atheist. Most intellectually dishonest group of people o the planet. You're not a real woman if that's the case, you're an idiot.
Let me explain to REAL women What a REAL man wants to see in a woman's dating profile photos on a dating app...a classy dating app not a hook-up app I don't use those. Those make you look liike a whore, ladies: Use Match or e-Harmony or some other similar classy app if you want to find a good man. Use Craigslist or some swipe app on your phone if you want to find some whoremonger with a body count a mile long whos going to abuse you and screw you and dump you nad probably they'll beat the tar out of you too, and you'll like them for it too if you're like some women I've met.
Back to your profile photo. Is she healthy? is she too fat or too anorexic? Show me a close-up of your face framed by your hair which should be long enough to actually look like a female. The photo should be from the front and not photoshopped except to remove red-eye anyway. Do not block your face with anything in any of your photos or I'm not reading the rest of your profile. I'll assume you're a con-artist or prostitute and look somewhere else.
Next show me a full length photo of your body both full frontal and another one in profile. I won't date someone who doesn't take care of herself, and I don't want to see your pet, friends, or family in any of your best three photos. You should have a fourth photo of yourself holding up your legal name and a working phone number on a white piece of paper, to prove you are real and not a con artist. Why? Because almost every female profile on dating apps is either a con artist or a prostitute and I get sick of wading through their fake profiles and spending 5 minutes texting with them before I catch them in a scam or some lie or whatever it is the game they are playing. As far as online dating apps go, woman, Prove you're real and legit to begin with or I'm reporting you to the admnins of the dating app and/or the FBI immediately.
You get bonus points for a swimsuit photo if the site allows that, but it is not required. Your friend(s) and family do not belong in any of those photos with you. I don't want to have sex with your friends and family I hopefully want to sex with you someday, but not within the first several months of dating. I do not carry condoms in my wallet or car, because I don't have premarital sex and don't want to have premarital sex.
IF you want to include ADDITIONAL photos of you with your friends or family, great, add those too. Have at least one full body photo fo you in Jeans or slacks and another one of you in a dress, miniskirt or evening gown.
Understand?
A man does not owe you a free meal on the first date and he doesn't' even owe you a ride to the date. We will go dutch if a first date happens and if you prove you're worth having for a second date I MIGHT consider paying for the second date if Im really impressed. The first date will be a coffee date or something like that, and is basically an interview to see whether you're even worth inviting to a second date. The second date is to see whether you're worth inviting to a third date. I do not have premarital sex. I will not ask for it and don't expect you to ask for it either and if you do ask for it I might even dump you for that reason.
I am not playing head games. Do not talk or play games on your cell phone while I'm dating you. Turn the damned thing off while I'm talking to you. IF you're on call for work I'll understand that but if you are not on call then turn the damn thing off and talk and listen like a real human being. If you give me your telephone number I'm going to ask when I should call you and I'm calling you the first day you are available to talk and I expect you to have maybe 15 minutes of free time to actually talk about whether we should keep talking and dating. I'm not playing stupid head games with you to guessing games. If I say I'll call or you say "call me" I'm calling you the first day you're available at exactly the time you say you're available. I don't want to be your pen pal, and I'm not texting you unless talking is inappropriate. For some people they are allowed to text at work but not talk, I understand that. Some people are not allowed to even bring a phone on the employers property I understand that too. I prefer to talk on the phone when you are at home or on break if you have the time, but I'd mostly rather talk in person instead of on the phone. i don't want to text because texting leads to misread and misunderstood statements without human social queues. If you find something I say funny, I want to HEAR you laugh either in person or on the phone I don't want to read lol or roflmao or an emoji. I never use emojis because they are usually used in spam messages by immature people who spam turd emojis and other crap like that.
A man doesn't owe you a diamond ring upon engagement. IF you want jewelry buy it yourself or prove your worthy of me actually buying one for you, but I don't owe you or any other woman a damned thing just for you showing up. If I decide to buy an engagement ring for you it's only going to be worth about one months income I'm not spending a years income on a ring. Do you want jewelry and other foolish trinkets or do you want a real man as a life partner?
If you want a 90,000 dollar wedding ceremony and reception someday, I hope YOU and your PARENTS intend to pay for it, because I don't intend to pay that much for a wedding. I'd save that money for a downpayment on a house or electric automobile if I were you, just saying. Would you rather blow 90,000 on one party or would you rather build 90,000 worth of wealth?
Im also not impressed by a photo of you with an alcoholic beverage in your hand. It makes you look like a fool and the truth is it lowers your I.Q. by several points and if you do enough drinking you really are a fool as it lowers your life expectancy and judgment. After all, only an idiot would intentionally do something that lowers their own intelligence or life expectancy. I almost never message a woman who either has a photo of herself drinking alcohol or mentions drinking alcohol in text in her profile I don't want a social drinker and I sure as hell don't want a drunk or drug addict. The same goes for cigarettes and marijuana. I have enough problems in life without you screwing up your own life and I don't want to have to bury my future wife early due to her killing herself with drugs and alcohol use.
A real man does not go to a bar or club to find a woman and a real man is not a pick-up-artist. A real man goes to a book store or book club or coffee shop or grocery store or shopping mall or some CLEAN social gathering or fair grounds to find a woman, something like that.
Don't fill your profile with a bunch of adjectives and superlatives about yourself. It makes you look like a bot, con artist, or else a habitual liar.
IF you watch Sex and the city, or the Notebook, or fifty shades of grey, nobody wants to know that, nor should any real man watch that crap with you. it's porn for women. I don't want to know your favorite romance novel either. That's porn for women. Don't put it in your profile if you want a real man to talk to you. If you want a pick up artist with a body count a mile long to talk to you then by all means put that crap in your profile. He doesn't give a two bit damn about you and will dump you 5 minutes after having sex with your, or 6 months later, after he's screwed you a hundred times but as soon as he meets a more attractive woman he's dumping you for her.
For God's sake, mention something educational that you've read or watched on a documentary series, but you had better have actually read it, because there's a good chance I've read it for real, and I'll quiz you on it and call your bullshit if you obviously don't know about the topic. Believe me, I read almost everything about science and math that gets published, so I WILL know if you actually read the book or journal.
Put real hobbies and interests in your profile that you think a man will actually want to do with you. Don't put "mud riding" in your profile. Although I liked mud riding when I was 12 years old, I don't own 40 acres of land to legally go mud riding on so it's stupid for you to expect me to respond to that.
IF this photo is missing or really bad, I probably won't even bother reading your profile. If you keep your hair any shorter than hers I probably won't message you either.
Lastly, I report trannies and homosexuals to the administrator of the dating app and request them to be banned, because I didn't pay for a membership to be served profiles that belong to insane self-abusing man who can't even tell what gender they really are. If you're a bisexual or have ever been in a threesome or gangbang, I'm dumping (or divorcing you) the very same day I find out about it, so you may as well tell me that on the first date and save everyone the trouble.
"I wlll not cheat, lie, steal, nor tolerate those who do."
I will take THAT oath and a further Oath to "speak no word that is not true," on the first date and again on the wedding vows.
What Girls & Guys Said
0 1But is it worth reading 5,000 profiles to find the 1 that wasn't bs?