How an average guy can have sex within one week

I'm an average looking guy. When I was in my freshmen year of college, I sometimes wished that I had a reliable guide on how other guys actually got laid. Well, now I'm older, so here's how I personally get a woman into my bed within a week pretty much every time I want to.

How an average guy can have sex within one week

First off, I don't have strong emotions. In fact, I may even be a sociopath, or at least I lack empathy, and I have an extremely methodical way of doing things when I find that I need to do them more than once. Anyways, this is a shallow guide. Sure, I can be passionate just like anyone else. But I don't have to have emotions towards someone to have sex with them. It's just a woman doing me a favor, and maybe me having the privilege of doing her a favor if she takes off her pants too. If you want to have a "connection" during sex, then you're probably better off finding another guide that tells you how to get a girlfriend. Also, if you want a hot partner, then guys tend to have better luck in relationships. Similarly to how overweight women can f*ck guys that are fit, but rarely date them, guys who are skinny or even a little bit overweight seem to be able to date super-hot women if they're funny and sociable. Fit guys with a handsome face and good attitude tend to get all of the girls regardless.

Okay, so here it goes.

Step one is to get a tinder account, as on this website, everyone assumes that guys are going for hookups. Use a few selfies of you in various situations. My three pictures involved a selfie in good lighting, a selfie of me coding (I'm an engineering major), and a selfie of me holding up my favorite books. Even if you take all of your pictures in one day, try to change your shirt for each one so it looks like you took them on different days. Note that tinder has the same law of attraction for guys mentioned earlier: since it's flooded with guys looking for hookups, you will be unlikely to get a woman as good looking as you would date long-term in real life. But, that's the cost of getting someone else to do it for you for just one night. If you don't want to get laid, just go back to watching TV or whatever. Everyone has their preferred lifestyle.

Step two involves spending $15.00, but it's worth it. Buy Tinder Plus and right swipe every single woman age 18 - 20 within 30 miles (I'm 19). I live on a college campus, so this demographic works well, but feel free to adjust your settings according to your location. When you get a match, decide if she's hot enough to have her on your bed sucking you off, and then never see her again. If she is, chat her up. And if she isn't, unmatch her. On a weekend evening, buy the add-on which gets you to the front page. Since the weekends are the busiest times, this allows you to be seen by a lot of women (I used to get an average of 10 matches on my first day, but now I get 20 because of the add-on). Strangely enough, my first match almost always ends up being the woman I go for, so the add-on might not be necessary. But definitely get Tinder Plus so that you get unlimited swipes. Also note, Tinder Plus lasts a month. So considering that you can probably get laid once a week, you'll probably have one or two consistent friends with benefits by the end of the month.

Step three: chatting her up. I say "Hi, how are you? :-)", ask her about her favorite TV shows, tell her mine, talk about her major, her job, favorite music, and of course tell her about myself. Don't ask what her last name is immediately. That's creepy. Don't give her a compliment about anything below the neck, or say a sex joke. That's a dangerous line to cross. Feel free to tell her that her eyes or amazing or that she has beautiful hair, but don't do it in the first message. Next, I don't personally ask for numbers. I ask what her snapchat is. It works out better because then I can see what she really looks like (it's always nice to have verification). Also, I can delete a snapchat friend, but it's more awkward to block a number. Anyways, send a picture of yourself with a caption first so that she'll be compelled to send one of herself back. Spin things in a positive light and try to avoid negative things. If she says "I like country music", and you hate country music, then don't talk about how much you hate country music. Talk about how you personally like rap. If you both dislike the same thing, then it becomes a positive thing to make jokes about the negative thing. When snapchatting, once I've sent one of my face, I'll add in filters of myself with funny captions if I'm trying to think of something to say. For the love of God, don't send a dick pic. I can tell you from the days that I was in porn that it doesn't particularly impress them, at least not if they aren't already super wet for you. If you absolutely MUST show skin to her for some weird reason, then give her a shirtless pic that clearly indicates you're still wearing pants. It's almost universally more attractive.

Step four: asking her out. One day - three days after the first day you start chatting her up, just ask her out. My preferred line is "You're cool, and I think you're gorgeous. How about we go on a walk at the mall on Friday?". Note that I say a compliment to both her personality and her looks in that line. Women tend to like it when the guy they're attracted to is attracted to all of her, and not "just" her body.

Step five: the date. So I'm going on a walk with her, talking about dogs vs. cats, my favorite dogs, how I like cuddling with them on the couch, my favorite foods, restaurants, etc. Now, there are two ways to build up to sex. One way is to do it in private, and the other way is to do it in public. If you intend on f*cking her in private, i.e. in your house, then don't pick a location too far from your house and don't venture too far from your car. If you intend on f*cking her in public, say in your car, then pick a quiet location at night to go do your date. Of course, you can start making out on a hidden park bench and finish up at home. It doesn't matter. Two things are of importance here: have a couple condoms on hand, and a Plan B emergency contraception pill somewhere at home just in case she gets cum in her. Both of these products have a long shelf life.

Step six: sex. The way I generally initiate sex is by telling her that "I really want to kiss her right now". For example, the last time I initiated, we were sitting in my place watching TV, my arm wrapped around her, and her phone showed a text. She said "Sorry, it's just my parents". I replied with "What, are they afraid that I'm going to kiss you?". She giggled a little and then continued watching TV. Then I whispered that I really wanted to kiss her, and she immediately turned her head towards me and we went at it. I gave her a couple of minutes to get turned on before I started fondling her, because usually once women are turned on from making out they'll let you do just about anything to them with clothes on. I always ask verbal permission to make out, and then just gauge whether they want to have sex by whether they let me take off their pants and f*ck them. If they stop me, then I'll ask "OK, how about oral?" (This happened last time, and for some non-religious reason she was willing to do oral but not sex). Rarely will they ever say no, but if they do, then back off, state "That's ok, I guess I'm fine with just kissing", and continue making out. After all, no means no. The good news is that they'll probably still go down on you on the next date anyway if you make out on the first date.

And there you have it. That's basically the easiest way to get laid without going to a party involving a bunch of alcohol. Feel free to leave any questions or comments, as this is a very broad, subjective topic and I'm sure I left a million things out!

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