How can I masterbate without a sex toy, veggies, or fingers?

[nailaristjamieak]

Well I really just wanna squirt and I don't want people around my house getting suspicious...

[Anonymous]

Only thing i think could work is to play with your breasts. It is possible to have breast induced orgasms if they are sensitive. Besides that not much else you can do.

[harakiri]

You can rub against a pillow. Do you not have any fingers? :/

[Blondiee2014]

Why not fingers? You don't have any fingers? Do it in the shower the noise will give you extra privacy:-D

[RedThread]

Telekinesis..

[MyInternetUserName]

With a slice of pizza

[Undecided_Libra]

Squeeze your thighs together n do kiegels

[Anonymous]

With my penis!