How did women in the olden days have quickies before the miniskirt?

The photo shows a row of women about to perform oral at the works Christmas party in the early 1900s. Perhaps you recognize your great great granny among them or have similar photos in the family album.

But what intrigues me is the long dresses. Usually if I want a quickie I just find a willing guy, take him somewhere quiet, hitch up my short skirt and do the deed.

But how did women back then get that much needed emergency dicking in those long skirts?
How did women in the olden days have quickies before the miniskirt?
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  • That IS a very suggestive photo. 🤣 I wonder what they're really doing.
    I don't think the company paid a professional photographer to memorialize a BJ line.

    Those heavy skirts would have made things awkward. For a quicky, I think a lady would have to be either bent over or on her back.

    • Allegedly back then on new years eve women knelt in front of their husbands and asked for forgiveness for their mistakes of the past year. Well that's what the picture is supposed to be anyway. Obviously that's BS and they're gobbling guys.

    • Ask for forgiveness? Seriously? Then suck dick as an act of contrition. ROFL What a charming tradition. Why did it die out? 🤣🤣🤣

    • As Lliam says a charming tradition that should not have died out. I think the body language of the girls is saying they are quite happy with it. I also notice only girl has got her hands above the belt. Both girls at either end are obviously already unbuttoning - no zips or velcro back then.

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  • Nice use of the photo you've used it previously , they were of course commending their husbands.

    With regard to the quickie , its all about appearances , its pretty easy to play the role , then quickly shoot off to the shitter , lift that big skirt , and there is actually nothing underneath , all systems go -- problem being you'd have to love children coz you'd be spitting em out all over the place , those guys only went the full yard , this would of course destroy the body shape , and masturbation would then be the only option ,

    Sir Edward James Vibratior , had not yet come up with his invention , of which he sold the rights and died a multi billionaire.

    • Actually there some medieval sermons fulminating at women who kept polished rods of wood.

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  • Long skirts hitch up too. In the 60s the contraception pill was widely available meaning more women were willing to have quickies. In the old days very few men had even seen their wives naked

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  • My Christmas parties have changed.

  • where there's a will... there's always a way...


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  • Poppy, you know there's nothing under those skirts, right?

  • Foxes will find any way.

  • Sure the ladies willing to indulge knew how to proceed. I guess they had no panties beneath their long dress for instance. That dress, well, I've seen images of ladies just lifting that heavy long dress to have a pee, or more... For a blowjob, no problem as you can guess.

  • I would never underestimate the ingenuity of a Victorians. They probably had a spring-loaded gear box that mechanically lowered their dress. I'm sure @pers0n has read about some 19th century literature about mechanical transvestigative procedures.

    • That was early 1900s, around the time they experimented with alcohol powered engines. Though this technology is now suppressed by the illuminati trannies, the women used to get drunk and pour the excess on top of their skirts made of vodka-permeable fabric. It would then fuel the auto igniting vibrators inside of them. And this the root of first wave feminism.

    • @pers0n Vibrators powered by combustible engines? Why have I not thought of this before?

    • Because it's not very practical. Mostly used by masculine women feminists, and 93% of them have hormonal imbalances that cause poor lubrication down there in the first place. Then the exhaust from vodka combustion has an additional anti lubricating effect, causing them std-like inflammatory symptoms.

  • At the time women wore briefs that had buttons so they could be opened at the crotch without much difficulty. Panties as we know them weren’t around until the 1930.

  • Hot olden time photo with that spin in mind and hard to imagine why they would be kneeling in front of the gentlemen for other purposes isn't it?

    You can just lift a long skirt up so there isn't any serious impediment. I rather like clothed sex and insist on it now and again with a girlfriend.

  • I think they put the long skirt over their heads. It did the trick and gave the the much needed cover they needed in those times.

  • You just answered your own question pretty much same rules apply.

  • You hitch them up and tie them around her shoulders clearly.

    Or you just remove the garment and use it as a blanket so that you're not fucking directly on the grass or floor.

    Makes perfect sense honestly.

  • By not wearing knickers and developing their shoulder muscles... hiking up that much fabric.

  • What a beautiful tradition lol. Holiday head. But I mean, I guess you could lift the skirts over.

  • I wasn't alive back then so I don't know how they did it

  • It is my understanding that when women wore hoop skirts. They were wearing crotch less underwear with them. Was helpful if they needed to urinate or lift up the back side of the dress and offer the goods!

  • mini skirts or even sweats are easy access

  • Skirt Over the head makes even an ugly girl tolerable… its really a loss for the disadvantaged womankind. 😢

  • They seem to be doing something to the men (or getting ready to do it)

    I'm sure their skirts can be lifted very easily for immediate access.

  • what a question...

  • Man I wish we had these kind of Christmas parties lol I suppose that’s not what’s really going on but one can imagine