How do guys hide an erection?

Let's say you get one at an inappropriate time or place, how do you hide it?
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  • Typically we try to sit down. If we're standing, we may try to cover it with our hands or some papers. Worst case scenario, might run to the restroom. In some cases, if they're pointing straight up and not straight out, it might be hard for some people to notice unless they really look down there.

  • We simply head straight for the bathroom or we think other thoughts and if possible use are thighs to hide it

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  • Depends on what they are wearing I would assume. Like whether a pair of loose fitting jeans or a speedo on the beach. If you hate having one at the wrong times men can wear this Kevlar reinforced pair of shorts. It holds the family jewels in so tight that not even a stray pube can pierce it. The drawback is if they get super horny turned on it could spray shrapnel in in all directions.

    How do guys hide an erection?
  • I had a strapmydicktomeleg, so it’s not really a problem anymore.

  • Simply think off somthung yucky to make it go down

  • Sometimes you can't completely hide it depending on what you're wearing. But one go-to trick is to put a hand in your pocket to help hide the "tent pole" effect.

  • Sit and or use the underwear waist band to hold it close in middle school it was briefs

  • I can't hide it when i have a erection. I have been in that situation a time or two

  • Wearing bigger pants or tuck the boner under the waistband of the pants

  • Hold my backpack in front of me.

  • sex is a sensation, caused by temptation when a guys sticks his location, into a girls destination to increase the population, of the next generation do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

  • Why hide it? I just let my flag fly.

  • Crossing legs, suddenly needing to dig around in my bag LoL

  • I can make it go away

    • Like to see you do that when facing a girl.

    • Just bc you lack discipline, doesn't mean others do as well.

  • Sit down or stand such that it won't be visible much

  • Im hide it as much as possible.

  • Hide behind a bush until it goes away.

  • Hide it? Why?

  • It has a mind of its own.

  • One time I was working with a girl, by a hedge, and somehow (I don't remember why) I got an erection. While chatting to the girl I positioned myself close to the hedge to hide my groin (was wearing relatively tight pants), but it wouldn't go away. Actually, the soft hedge was inviting, so I wanted to fuck the hedge, haa! Weird, because that wasn't even one of the times I was talking about something raunchy with that girl I worked with. Usually though, I try to hold it in place with my right hand in the pocket.

  • You sit down until it goes away

  • Not gonna bask at my glorious man stick everyone! Bask at it!

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