How do I ask for a natural donor if I want to have a baby?

I am wanting a baby and do not want to wait and do not want to do the expensive medical procedure process. How can I get a natural donor to help me?
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  • Do your homework on a few random guys
    Go out on a couple dates
    Chose the likable ones
    Have sex with them say you on birth control.
    Ask if they ever had/have STD, because if you got totally turn on wheN your ex cum inside.
    Repeat until you get what you want
    Drop them
    Now you are pregnant
    Plus the best thing you have no idea who knock you up.
    Now you are going to be supporting this child foR the next 18 - 21 years
    Think before you do it

    • Thought about that

  • Tinder?

    • I thought maybe but was not sure

    • Couldn't hurt, right?

    • Whoa whoa whoa okay hold up please. Stop. Use your noggin for like two seconds. The fact that you're even considering this shows that you are not ready to he responsible for the life of a child. It could ABSOLUTELY hurt. You know what's gonna happen? Some asshole in tinder is gonna see your naive ass and say, "oh fuck yeah! Guaranteed sex and I get to cum inside her? Hell probably more than once cause she's gonna wanna be sure right?" you're gonna go through with it and come away feeling dirty and used because whatever asshole you find on fucking tinder is 100% just gonna treat you like a fuckbucket. Do you know WHY those procedures are so expensive? Because they do things like background checks, STD SCREEJINGS WHICH ARE KIND OF FUCKING IMPORTANT, and another really important thing: THEY RUN A MEDICAL HISTORY ON THE SPERM DONOR. Like the fuck you think is gonna happen, assuming you dont yet syphilis, go crazy, and die slowly isnf actually carry this mystery baby to term and one day, you notice that the child's arm starts to tremor. A couple months later, he can't hold sharp objects anymore because his arms randomly shoot outward and flail about, seemingly beyond his control. A couple years later your child has lost all control of their body and they die screaming because your dumb selfish cheap ass "didn't wanna wait" and didn't get a proper medical history on the sperm donor which would have absolutely told you that the sperm donor's father died of Huntingtons Disease which, y'know (actually who am I kidding? You don't fuckin know) is a DEGENERATIVE GENETIC DISEASE. Seriously, you have absolutely no place being responsible for the life of a child. Do not fucking do this.

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  • Why not just get a friend to fuck you?

    • I don't want my guy friends to feel obligated so better with someone I don't know

    • Perhaps we should discuss this somewhere else where others can't see

  • “Wanna fuck me?”

  • I will do it for you

  • Ask a guy friend. One you don't see often but know a lot about. Like one that lives far away. Or make a new friendship with a guy who fits whatever you want him and your relationship to be. Then ask him after you know him well enough. 6 months, a year, 2 years, whatever feels right to you.

  • I would love to do that, I am 41, single and childless so it doesn't look like children is going to happen for me in a normal way now and i would very much like to pass on my genes so that the world can continue to enjoy my lovely hair ;)

  • I would do it; but I don't want to be hit up with child support. So if you want my sperm you're going to have to marry me. The courthouse opens up in 10 hours; so I could get you pregnant in about 11 hours. Longer if there is a wait.