How do I buy a dildo without anyone noticing?

I’m horny 😂
but I’m wondering how I can buy a dildo online and have it be discrete when it arrives. I want one from Adam and Eve but I think my parents and siblings will know what company it is lol
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  • Adam and Eve isn't dumb enough to put their name on the package. This isn't their first rodeo.
    But, having said that, can you send it somewhere else? It's really cheap to set up a private mail box.
    It's like a Post Office Box, but with a private company. UPS has good rates for this.
    You'll get a text message on your phone that your "package" has arrived, then you just slip on down the the UPS store and pick it up. (or the mailing center of your choice... tons to choose from)

    Also, if you live in a big city, there will probably tons of those types of stores close by. I actually think it's more fun to go in in person and buy my toys. Every now and then my boyfriend takes me to a sex shop and lets me go wild on his dime. :)

  • I recommend just going to a sex shop in person. You can pay in cash so it doesn't even pop up at all on a card purchases or whatever.

Most Helpful Guys

  • PinkCherry censors their transaction details on your bills. My ex and I used to buy things from there frequently.

    If you don't want to take any chances, find a popular adult store in your area and buy it there. You'll get to see it in person before you buy it, and you won't have to wait for anything to arrive on the mail. Adult stores aren't as creepy as you might think, it actually commonly professional, and couples tend to go in and out all the time for normal things like condoms, lubricant, new toys, even to ask questions. The employees (male and female) are usually very knowledgeable.

    Happy shopping!

  • NEVER BUY ADULT PRODUCTS FROM AMAZON. WHATEVER YOU BUY WILL LIVE IN YOUR PURCHASE HISTORY _________FOREVER___________ SO THE NEXT TIME YOU GO SHOPPING ONLINE WITH A FRIEND RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THEY WILL SEE YOUR VERY PRIVATE PURCHASE.

    For the same reason, don't buy a Chromebook.

    • Well by that reasoning you can't use the internet at all xD

    • @genericname85 That's not true because many websites don't display your history... especially like Amazon would in the way people use it.

    • Every site stores your history like amazon does. Your buy history isn't visible for others unless they have access to your account. Much the same as the rest of the internet.

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  • Go buy it at a sex store during morning hours on a weekday when they probably aren't busy. Probably get good advice from the employee too. Employees won't judge you and probably already own a few.

    I went in the other day to a store and said loudly, "I'm looking for a cock ring" just to watch the other customers get uncomfortable. Life is meant to be lived.

  • You can just go visit a store to buy one. No risk that way.

  • How do I buy a dildo without anyone noticing?

    Here you go.

  • typically there send in a plain white or brown box or bag. depending on shipping costs and whatever else you ordered. but then again if you noisy family who might open it or wonder what you got in the mail. you might have a bit of an issue there.

    not exactly sure. but you might be able to have it sent to your local post office. to where you can just go and pick it up from them. without needing a P. O. Box I mean.

  • Are you a virgin?

  • Adam and Eve ships discreetly

  • Some companies have completely discreet boxes. As long as your family isn't a bunch of nosey cunts who open every box that comes through the door this is a great option. I bought a few sex toys as gifts earlier this year and no one noticed. Lmao

  • Go to the store

    Just don't use a translucent nylon bag 😂

  • You can't.

  • Buy a cucumber and throughly clean it lmaoo throw it away after use

  • Easy. Send it to the post office.

  • Don't you have post boxes in your country? You know those places you can have something delivered to, where it's stored in a box and you go there and get it. You're not in contact with anybody and nobody will see or know.

  • Amazon has them or you can have a friend buy a “clone a willy” and make u one.

  • If u like buying from Amazon and family is used to that, look there
    If not put shipping address to your best friend who gets it and doesn’t have your issue.
    Finally if worse comes to worse... rent a P. O. Box and use 4 shipping

    You deserve to treat yourself right

    • NEVER BUY ADULT PRODUCTS FROM AMAZON. WHATEVER YOU BUY WILL LIVE IN YOUR PURCHASE HISTORY _________FOREVER___________ SO THE NEXT TIME YOU GO SHOPPING ONLINE WITH A FRIEND RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THEY WILL SEE YOUR VERY PRIVATE PURCHASE. For the same reason, don't buy a Chromebook.

    • Lol... Then delete your orders... Hun... I know about being embarrassed about my desires being found out... In the end? I doth protested too much... Everybody gets the deal... Order what you want when you want... lol If you can’t go that far... Buy a cucumber Put yr pussy under the hard tub tap... Hump yr pillow Whatever... U deserve release

  • They usually send there products in a plain cardboard box. So i don't think they would notice. You could always check and see if Amazon has the same dildo then they will just think it's books or something else.

  • Rent a post office box

  • Amazon

  • Pm and forget the dildo you can have the real thing plus I'll make breakfast while you're in bed

  • Dont buy a dildo, i can be your dildo haha
    :D

  • amazon sells them. So does Wish

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