How do I gain entry into the orgasmosphere?

Is there like some special coom jar I need? Also, do I need to ask the Lord and Master for permission to masturbate and project my orgasms into the orgasmosphere? Or, am I supposed to project them into the coom jar?

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Thanks everyone. I read the gospel and put my coom jar under my bed. Before cooming, I asked Master for permission, of course. Then I had a dream I left my body and found my coom jar in the after life. I had an 8-hour long orgasm and didn't wake up. I realize now the coom jar is like a beacon for your soul during the death process.
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  • There was one wise Pervecreep who gave the following advice in an interview.

    Question: Can you please explain why quality is better than quantity?

    Answer: "Prioritizing quality will give you either all or nothing. But quantity can't be negative.

    If you focus on quantity, you can get anything from all, to nothing, to even shittier place than where you began, if the quality is negative.

    Negative-quality-information illuminates you with dark light, trapping you into negative knowledge. It's a trap and homo conspiracy.

    The hugest enemy of true wisdom of bean2k21sm is not ignorance. It's anti-knowledge. Thinking you know so much that you refuse to investigate Angel Merkel's skull and write pegan love songs.

    While I rejoice in my never breaching re-orgasmic enlightenment."

    -it was clear that this Pervecreep had a place in the Orgasmosphere. As did Fembert Transtein "deification without transvestigations is the height of spilling your homemade coom jar and losing the key to the Orgasmosphere."

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  • You have to ask @bean2k21 who is the ruler of the orgasmophere, or an adpet of the Association of Transcendental Transvestigations and Clairvoyant Cuckvestigations which he founded such as @Dіldοphοbe, they may guide you to the orgasmophere.

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  • As a licensed slave and Coom Customer Service employee, I'd like to let you know that I've been getting a lot of calls these days about how to get into Orgasmosphere. But don't worry, Bean2k21 has plenty of room for his slaves and has even started building a theme park for us these days, which is like parts of a hell!

    -Entering the orgasmosphere is pretty easy as long as you believe in the coom fairy. All you have to do is put a coom jar under your pillow before you go to sleep and sleep in your torn rags instead of your cotton nightgowns so to prove to the coom fairy that prove that what a worthless commodity you are. Detecting that you are a worthless slave, the fairy of coom will take you from your sleep and take you to far away mystical dream lands.

    Imagine how proud your parents would be when you wake up and ran to your parents and tell them that the coom fairy is real.

    • @veles who wrote this?

    • @Tapeworm chef papi

    • @Veles so @chefpapichulo wrote this opinion?

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  • You may be please to know we have a place here called cwm glâs where all the coom glass is made for orgasmopheres everywhere. It even has a school

    How do I gain entry into the orgasmosphere?How do I gain entry into the orgasmosphere?
    • Cool, these children look really gay building effigies of the Lord.
      How do I gain entry into the orgasmosphere?

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  • What the actual fuck are you talking about?

    • I made this jar but I'm confused am I supposed to project orgasms into the Lord and Master's cosmic realm? How do I gain entry into the orgasmosphere?

    • I think I saw this jar about 7 months ago. Since you still have it today, the master of the orgasmosphere probably rejected it and a special homemade coom jar is required, which will act sort of as a key to enter the orgasmosphere. But first you need to earn a place in there by following the 3 commandments.

      There was one slave who got saved and rejoices in the orgasmophere.
      https://youtu.be/8I8dbyJGm2w

  • The WHAT?
    What's a coom jar?

  • wtf even is this

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    • Thanks for the MHO! 🙂

    • @RoosterBreast You're welcome

    • Can you imagine that more time went by since rooster replied to you until today than between then and the time you posted the opinion?