How do I get a prostitute for my 29th birthday?

I haven't even kissed a woman in over 8 years now. I am always extremely horny, and my sexual anger is mounting.

I have never had a real girlfriend. I don't want to give my heart to a woman who has loved another guy before me, especially from her youth. I may be fucked when it comes to finding love in my lifetime. Although, I need to release this building sexual urge that I have.

Prostitution is illegal where I live, so I don't want to get caught up in a sting.

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  • Look man I get it times can get rough lots of things in this world can put a guy through the ringer depression, mistakes, career and education choices etc a lot of weight on our minds can cause us to neglect working on ourselves fostering our strengths and working on our weaknesses.

    Sometimes we put standards up for ourselves and they vary; wanting to find a woman who is a virgin, wanting to find someone who wants a family, wanting to find someone who shares ones religious or moral beliefs to a certain extent or in your case a woman who has never loved another guy before especially in her youth.

    Now what you are describing is rare your best bet if you are looking for that criteria is to try women you could met at church or maybe more shy reserved women those groups might increase your odds but it isn't a guarantee. If possible maybe you should consider casting a wider net you mentioned especially youth what if a women really loved a guy in her mid to later 20s but it ended either he broke her heart or maybe he died etc. Would you be open to wanting to be with someone like that? What you should focus on is dating and just keep it light and fun and if she doesn't meet the requirements you can end it on your terms.

    I know sometimes emotions ride high and one can get attached easily due to the icy sting of loneliness. But, try to work on that I know it can happen automatically but just try to work through scenarios on your own on how that would feel and try to gain better control over it. But why do you not want to be with a women who might have loved in the past? Heck there might be a chance she thought it was love until she met you and realized it wasn't you have to just work on yourself and put yourself out there as best as possible.

    And look I get it we Men have urges and drives of the sexual nature so if you really truly feel like going with the prostitution route I urge you to do it in a place where it is legal such as places in Nevada to better protect yourself against any diseases or and legal issues. I hope some of these points help somewhat just hang in there and don't give up keep moving forward whatever path you may decide to direct yourself down. I hope you are able to find some form of the happiness you are looking for.

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  • "I don't want to give my heart to a woman who has loved another guy before me"

    In other words you don't really want a girlfriend. What you want is completely unrealistic. Does such a woman exist? Sure, but it would be so extremely rare that your odds of finding her are near zero.

    You are willing to get with a prostitute who has been with hundreds or thousands of men. You expect your girlfriend to have never loved anyone. But you also expect her to be OK with you going to prostitutes? This is so one-sided and selfish that those words don't do it justice.

    Go to a prostitute if you must. But don't expect some fairy tale fantasy girl to think you are the perfect handsome prince.

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  • If it's illegal, you don't. Maybe try actually meeting a woman irl (ya know, like on a date?) before you try to pay one to have sex with you...

    You do realize you can choose to hook-up with a woman without paying her and without it being a romantic relationship, right?

    • Getting random hookups for guys is not easy. Especially if you haven’t had sex in 8 years.

    • @DarkWinterNights And yet I still don't support illegal prostitution over at least attempting to find semi-genuine connection/interest.

  • See, this is exactly why the women who you want don't want anything to do with you.

    • Why virgin losers stay that way

    • Why? It is not normal to be nearing my 30s and being on such a long dry spell such as this. I rather wait until I find a woman without a romantic past, but I may be wasting my time waiting on her because everyone seems to claim such woman does not exist. What am I supposed to do?

    • And why are you want to dry spell? Because you are filth, in this post is just one of many that proves it.

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  • Happy Birthday. Try a Reputable Escort Service to Be safe. xxoo

  • Surely you can find a " freelance " on a dating app? Just use a combination of apps , that should keep you close to home. The only other option is to find something going on " underground " in your area.

    • I just don't want to get in trouble again. I don't want to develop any feelings for a woman or an attachment to a girl who has loved someone else before me. I rather it be a quick transaction with no strings attached.

    • Well , not too quick Bro , play out the standings , make it " Girlfriend experience " , you dont have to get attached.

    • I get attached really easily, especially because I never had a real girlfriend before.

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  • You can usually find people online.. try craigslist lol

    • @Anemone978 can I ask you for some advice on a neighbor casual sex thing? message me or follow me if its okay?

    • @KelsierVinland Nah.. I don't chat in PMs anymore..

    • Oh okay, nvm. it would be short. But I understand! Thanks! :)

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  • I'll take crabs and STDs for $500 Alex.

  • Why not just do a random hookup instead of getting a prostitute?

    • I don't want to give my heart to a woman that has been in love with another guy before me, especially from her youth. If I am looking for just a release, I rather just do a quick fuck and go because I don't want to develop any feelings.

    • The quick release probably isn't worth it tho. 30 seconds of pussy isn't gonna make you feel satisfied for long

    • Then I need help finding a woman without a romantic past for something long term then.

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  • Go to Mexico.

  • @SouthernWhiteMan Where in G0d's Country do you live?

  • I think there are legal brothels in some states like Arizona. It’s kind of like weed, still federally illegal but as long as you’re discreet you shouldn’t have problems.

  • It's not that hard to find someone to have a one nighter with.

    • For me it feels impossible

  • Go to Thailand. You'll get exactly what you want in the Soi districts for like 25 bucks or so.

    How do I get a prostitute for my 29th birthday?
    • If I get desperate, I might have to travel overseas.

  • Dude you're f'd in more ways than one if you're struggling with being with a woman who loved another guy before you at your age. I'd say work on that in therapy because you getting the help you need isn't breaking the law. Either go to part of Nevada where prostitution is legal or just work on yourself man. Good luck.

  • Is backpage still a thing?

  • Look for escort sites where you live.

    • My mom just slapped me because I told her I wanted to find a slut for my birthday.

    • Had to have seen that one coming though, yes?

  • Try dating apps

    • I don't want to date. I don't want to give my heart to a woman who has loved someone before me. I just rather it be a fuck and go sort of thing.

    • Girls are available there to hookup

    • I tried it once and found a girl with a boyfriend and her boyfriend went somewhere else. She was bored and want to try local guys

  • You're not always horny, she's just always hot

  • Get a toy instead unless prostitution is legal near you.
    Very risky and you can go to jail.


    Come on though, it’s not hard to find a girl these days that will want just that. Ah must be a small town

  • Just go to a Nevada cat house. Seriously. You’ll prob catch aids going to the street.

  • It's amazing the number of women on here who feel free to abuse you and that you are not responding to. This may provide a clue as to why you can't find a woman that meets your ridiculous standards.

  • Craigslist

  • Are you still a virgin?

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