Guys, how do I get laid if I don’t live alone, have no job or car and no social life really?

[Anonymous]

I’m 23 and horny nonstop, but it seems like I’ll never have an opportunity to get laid.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Sounds like you need to get yourself a social life. I mean just try flirting at the store some time or go to a bar for a bit some time. Online dating doesn’t work. you just need to get out there.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

To be totally fair is you could try a dating app and just talk to people and try to find a guy close by and then just invite him somewhere you know you can be safe to meet him before Inviting him back to your place. And just find a guy to fuck you… rather then finding a guy to date…

[Asker]

I can’t invite anyone to my place, I don’t live alone.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

So… after looking through your other comments and the other opinions I got to say I think you really need to work on getting yourself mobile before you go for losing your virginity. Like you very well might be able to call up a friend or an old friend and ask to do something and start that way. But with living with your parents and with living rural you are going to have to find a way to get out of the house on your own. The fact that you are 23 I would think you shouldn’t have to work too hard to get your license. And then you can go from there to figuring out how to get a man.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Or woman I guess… haha!

[Asker]

Man definitely 😂

[Wish4UrB00ty]

😂😂 okay!

[Wish4UrB00ty]

I mean that is particularly a need then. You might be able to get out with a girl and have no issues with your parents but getting out of the house with a boy. They better know him. Lol!

[Asker]

I’m not even considering women , I don't know why guys suggest that so much tho.

[Wish4UrB00ty]

Lol! It is actually quite ridiculous. I know. I remember asking my ex the first time about that. She about barffed in my lap. But now days so many girls do consider woman too and a good patroon of them do not consider men

[PositiveFlight]

You will. Just make sure it’s with a man who loves and cherishes you the way you deserve. Not just anyone should have that privilege to be that intimate with you

[MCheetah]

If you were male (and you likely are, catfish) I'd say go to an escort and do incall (meet her at her place or hotel). But you're a woman, so this is just a troll post.

[Asker]

So all women can get laid easily and have social live is what you’re saying?

[trillionaire123]

post a picture.

[MCheetah]

Yes, literally ALL biological able-bodied women can get laid easily.
The problem is, even women who are 3s and 4s feel entitled to men who are 9s and 10s and think men who aren't next to perfection, are beneath them. Aka Hypergamy.



Women also have a much, MUCH lower sex drive than men, and have slightly more risks in sex as well (pregnancy and rape), so desire it far, FAR less than men, which is why only 19% of women watch porn, compared to 79% of men.

There is NO excuse for you to not get laid, other than feeling entitled to a perfect man you probably don't deserve, who wouldn't want you anyway. As is the case for just about every woman who claims "she's lonely."



Which is why we have zero sympathy for you.

[Asker]

I can’t drive and I’m trying to get a job. Question for ya by the way: are you always this much of a dick or is today a special occasion? Incel much?

[MCheetah]

As if I give a fuck what some pink anon thinks of me on the internet. But you dropped the I-word, meaning you have nothing else to actually say, and have admitted as much. Useless cunt and waste of semen, much? Or is it only today your existence is this disappointing to your parents?

[Asker]

You must make your mother proud.

[vennominaga]

Oh well, MCheetah, at least we've confirmed she's real (I think).

[vennominaga]

also you are garbagely wrong in saying that women have a much much lower drive then men, plenty of girls are nymphos and a lot of the ones who aren't are nice and cute anyways. And just because they AREN't nymphos doesn't mean they ain't horny during ovulation.

[Asker]

@vennominaga as a woman, I have to agree, I get horny nonstop.

[vennominaga]

Ok, so can you confirm you are real, @asker?

[Asker]

@vennominaga how?

[vennominaga]

picture?

[vennominaga]

hello?

[inhua]

it's easy to get laid as a woman. you don't need to bring any sort of inherent value unlike a man.

[trillionaire123]

you don't need to if you're a good-looking man and find the right women either.

[Asker]

@trillionaire123 true

[JamesDiaz11]

Just go on Tinder, say you're looking for a friends with benefits, but he's gotta pick you up. I guarantee if you're even remotely good looking you'll be having sex that night.

[Asker]

What do I say if my family asks who he is?

[JamesDiaz11]

"Just a friend," they don't have to meet him, just meet him at his car.

[Asker]

They aren’t going to let me go out with a guy they don’t know.

[JamesDiaz11]

How old are you? Is this the suburbs?

[Asker]

23 and I live in a rural area

[JamesDiaz11]

You're making this harder than it needs to be. Every solution I've proposed you've come up with a reason why you can't instead of figuring out how you can.

[Kabluie]

You have to correct one of those scenarios. Either don't live alone, get a job, or car, or obtain a shred of social life.

Aside from hiding the don't live alone part by meeting someone half-way like in a public place.

[Asker]

I can’t afford my own place rn sadly

[Googlemyahoo]

Online dating

Get a job

public transportation

[Asker]

I tried online dating it hasn’t worked to well.

[Googlemyahoo]

It takes time. You can’t always get what you want instantly. What you look like? I met my wife online dating but like you before her I considered it a waste. Almost gave up.

[Luffy1990]

Just fine a man that will except you and wants to have sex. Just change all that

[es20490446e]

If you have a room, you can get laid.

[Asker]

Not if I don’t live alone.😂

[joeldalton]

go to a bar, pick up a guy, fuck him.

[Caliguy88]

Go out to any bar. Lol. Getting laid isn’t hard. If that’s not your thing a dating site will do.

[Asker]

I don’t drive, I’d have to have someone take me to the bar.

[Caliguy88]

Well you can Uber or get driven. But that’s a good place if you just want some sex.

[Asker]

True.

[Snedger____]

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