How do I go about collecting a Harem?

[Anonymous]

I want to be a Harem King, with a harem of at least three girls, and ideally 6-7 girls. How do I go about doing this IRL? Are there any options which DON'T involve converting to Islam, relocating to a 3rd world country, and/or purchasing the girls from human traffickers? Because if those were the only ways, I wouldn't bother. But I refuse to believe that they are. Maybe if I established a sex cult?

[brathwaitereginald74]

In the western world there's no actual way you can have a harem with the exception of the being the next Hugh Hefner; but a sex cult will bring you attention you don't need along with criticism, the best way that is acceptable is the Playboy route i wish you well.

[Dargil]

Become Jeffrey Epstein. Don't forget to help them with their eighth grade math homework.

[Asker]

How very droll. "A guy has a higher sex drive than me, and likes women- oh, I know! Let's call him a pedo! That'll make me feel better about my lack of masculinity..." Yawn

[ninjafemme]

Just no

[Asker]

Why not?

[ninjafemme]

It's stupid nonsense. Invest time in becoming a moral citizen , instead of conjuring nonsensical thoughts.

[Asker]

Screw being a 'moral citizen'- what's that, being a herbivorous simp because hypocritical moral supremacist 'slut and proud' feminists tell me I should be? And why is it 'conjuring nonsensical thoughts'? Do you have any idea how high my sex drive is? If I limit myself to one partner, she can't handle it. So which is the more moral option? Being a one-woman guy, and putting that woman in a mobility scooter because she's too sore to walk comfortably after getting fucked at least ten times a day, every day? Making her feel inadequate and insecure, by jerking off twice as many times to make up the difference and compensate for her not being able to meet my libido? Fucking around with casuals and/or whores, with no strings attached? Or having committed relationships with multiple girls to share the load, allowing them to comfortably handle my sex drive by working together as a group, and cherishing them all as mutual partners? Isn't the harem option the most moralistic?

[ninjafemme]

I'm just trying to help you avoid a disaster. Take my advice or leave it.

[Asker]

What disaster? Like the disaster I had when my ex-GF couldn't handle my libido on her own, had a meltdown when I turned to masturbation to compensate for her inability to satisfy my sexual needs, got super insecure and accused me of cheated with casuals and whores behind her back (in spite of the fact that I never did, and remained exclusive and faithful throughout our relationship), and eventually broke up with me over my refusal to comply with her demand of getting a vasectomy to try and kill off my sex drive? I'm just trying to avoid the same disaster repeating itself again, by taking a different approach. I'm not going to castrate myself to satisfy 'society', or any woman. And I'm not going to compromise on my principles, by going around having casual sex, paid sex and FWBs. Which leaves the harem option- and girls who can accept that, along with the entirety of who I am, as both a kind, caring, protective, loving and committed life partner who wants to be a father, and as an uber-sexual freak of nature. What's wrong with that?